• 07 May 2009 at 9:08 AM

Love Gov Injects A Little Something In Our Morning

By Equity Private


He’s back, baby! It starts slowly, with a twenty minute appearance on Squawk Box. Next, subbing on Opening Bell while Erin Burnett’s on vacay. Soon, whispers Melissa Lee’s got reason to watch her back. Is this a hint at *someone* taking over for Dylan Ratigan? Fingers crossed. Ness was noticeably a bit cranky this morning, but he’s just not used to waking up before noon. Bless her heart, Becky Quick tried to get him to talk bangin’ prosities, but the noted hooker fucker was having none of it (“I’m said I’m sorry, that’s the end of it. What do you want to hear Becky, that I’m a whore? Okay, I’m a big fat whore.”) Give it time. Among things Big E would like answers to, is why Goldman doesn’t need money under the results of the stress test. Lloyd? Wanna take that one?

Comments (34)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | May 7, 2009 at 9:12 AM

    hell yes!

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | May 7, 2009 at 9:13 AM

    he should take over for maria

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | May 7, 2009 at 9:15 AM

    Becky watch out, he’s been sent from the future to kill you! When his eyes start glowing thats when you will know he has Terminator head.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | May 7, 2009 at 9:16 AM

    I am new to the boards, what is a lobsterclops?

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | May 7, 2009 at 9:16 AM

    Erin on maternity leave? I thought she was part of the abstinence brigade lead by Sarah Palin and her daughter Bristol.
    The town “Bristol,” in the UK, sucks ass. Bristol Palin does, too.

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | May 7, 2009 at 9:22 AM

    Edwards-Spitzer 2012! Yeah Baby!!!

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | May 7, 2009 at 9:23 AM

    @ 4 – Don’t wake him before 10am.

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | May 7, 2009 at 9:26 AM

    4 here – my comment was mostly a joke, but seriously wtf is a lobsterclops?

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | May 7, 2009 at 9:27 AM

    @8 it’s a type of wideclops only with a bit more lobster

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | May 7, 2009 at 9:30 AM

    #4 – Never, under any circumstances, call him, Mr. Pinchy.

  11. 11
    Posted by Anal_yst | May 7, 2009 at 9:30 AM

    Spitzer is incredible, guy is completely pathological, and he’s still pandering like an a$$hole, damn son learn to use teh interwebs
    http://www2.goldmansachs.com/ideas/public-policy/letter-gs-protected-clients-from-aig-weakness.html

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | May 7, 2009 at 9:45 AM

    I would love to pound Beck Becks in the ass while Spitzy looked on. That is the hotness right there.

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | May 7, 2009 at 9:48 AM

    I’m generally in favor of fucking hookers.
    But this particular hooker-fucker is a power-hungry hypocrite, who misused the power of the state to destroy private individuals. I can’t stand the sight of him. I loathe his efforts at image remediation.
    But my enthusiasm for fucking hookers is undiminished.

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | May 7, 2009 at 9:50 AM

    -@4/@8
    Its a Wideclops, but with pincers instead of fingers. Its best to stay far, far away from it.

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | May 7, 2009 at 9:52 AM

    @5 Please take your medication and try to stay focused

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | May 7, 2009 at 9:54 AM

    Becky asking questions about whores?

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | May 7, 2009 at 9:56 AM

    “A libertarianism under Alan Greenspan” ?!?
    Seriously, WTF? This guys is such an ass clown.

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | May 7, 2009 at 10:07 AM

    Is that barbara walter’s retarted step sister?

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | May 7, 2009 at 10:09 AM

    @18- i don’t know, why don’t you tell us, guy who spells ‘retarded’ with an extra ‘t.’

  20. 20
    Posted by Joseph di Jersey City | May 7, 2009 at 10:10 AM

    Hooker fucker and persecuter of other hooker fuckers pretty much says it all.

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | May 7, 2009 at 10:12 AM

    @20- persecuter? really?

  22. 22
    Posted by ccs | May 7, 2009 at 10:12 AM

    Dear Spitz-or-Swallows,
    Judgment? You’re really commenting on judgment? Seriously?
    Wow.

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | May 7, 2009 at 10:17 AM

    Should have sayeth’d Mr. Spitzer, “…Becky, you have it going on. But honey…if I could put Dupre’s tits on your body, I’d have something. Oh, pass those bearclaws will you, my little pussy fart.”
    -BeckyBootFan

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | May 7, 2009 at 10:23 AM

    @19, Congratulations. You can spell. Now get back to licking your father’s asshole clean, douche-face.
    Thanks!

  25. 25
    Posted by merkin capital partners | May 7, 2009 at 10:43 AM

    huffington and spitzer in one hour block? And as I type this Barry comes on screen…i have seen hell.

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | May 7, 2009 at 10:51 AM

    @4 – As every right-thinking American knows, Lobsterclops is the offspring abomination of Wideclops and Lobsterman. Fear it.
    - Fooker Hucker

  27. 27
    Posted by guest | May 7, 2009 at 10:58 AM

    @16: Really. Did she think she was interviewing Warren Buffett?

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | May 7, 2009 at 11:14 AM

    Why is that mushroom headed ET lookin motherfucker even relevant?
    He and Blogo are literally the Paris and Nicole of the politics. Stop giving them air time!!
    The fact that CNBC needs that shitbag on air for ratings makes me think they are irrelevant too!

  29. 29
    Posted by guest | May 7, 2009 at 1:44 PM

    The Luv Guv may be just a bit tarnished, but Carl, Becky, and Joe are going to look pretty stupid coming to work tomorrow looking like Liesman since he scalped all three. Also since when have those three been mute?? I’m sure he was nice enough to hand them their asses back when he left the studio.

  30. 30
    Posted by guest | May 7, 2009 at 1:47 PM

    The Luv Guv may be a bit tarnished, but Becky, Carl, and Joe are going to look pretty stupid coming to work tomorrow as Steve Liesman look-a-likes since Spitzer scalped them all. Also how long have those three been mute??? I’m sure the Gov was nice enough to hand them their asses back when he left the studio.

  31. 31
    Posted by Anal_yst | May 7, 2009 at 2:44 PM

    @ Merkin/25 FTW!

  32. 32
    Posted by guest | May 7, 2009 at 3:40 PM

    My buddy Charles “Gaspagagoogle” Gasparino filled me in on Spitzer’s real plans: he is going to be the new CEO of Bank of America once Ken Lewis is assassinated by the Fed for talking shit about Paulson and Bernanke.
    The Guy From Delaware

  33. 33
    Posted by guest | May 7, 2009 at 4:06 PM

    Why does anyone give airtime to that hypocrite Spitzer who brought so much flack to the finance world? The world has a very short memory if he gets anywhere near a position of power. Because he’ll just abuse it again.

  34. 34
    Posted by guest | May 7, 2009 at 11:23 PM

    #5
    Who/which one is the father Erin’s baby?

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