Of course, he probably should’ve been avoiding showing his face, let alone defending his father, in public already but no one ever said the Madoff spawn were fast learners. Apparently Andy Madoff has recently started staying inside with the shades drawn, after sharing a moment in front of an Upper East Side Chinese restaurant with a former employee of daddy. We’re told fish boy and his girlfriend (fish girl Catherine Hooper) recently ran into Madoff Securities prop trader Reed Abend who, somewhat understandably, began to talk shit. At this time, Hooper took it upon herself to defend the family and started screaming at Abdend. Andy then shoved Reed, and punches by both were thrown in what was apparently “mostly a bitch fight but a very entertaining one at that.” Anyway! It’s in the Madoff brothers’ contract that all mentions must accompany fishing pics, so enjoy some new ones after the jump.
Update: Apparently at one point Andy told Reed he “isn’t the only victim,” with the suggestion that this whole Ponzi scheme had hurt Andy deeply, too.
bonefish
so tacky, so rep.
I’d hit her … sorry [it]
What is to defend?
Trader:Your dad is a dick
Madoff Jr.: Yeah I know
and scene…(sorry Bess)
@3 please refer to @2
@4- “What is to defend? ”
um, yes, normal people know there’s nothing to defend, but Andy is an idiot.
roach clip and a rubber dingy-dicks
I would have no reservations about pounding her in the ass while feeding her some fresh fish sticks.
Dizzle Ratigizzle
I am not a gayfish
@5 stop stalking me
Do you pay extra for gloves without fingers?
Mario Gasparina wants to fight too
Maria has a little oui oui
is there a family on earth that has less class?
@14 the big CNBC family
@14 The Palins
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Do you like fishsticks?
i meant Jackson
The Obamas
@20 too late
you lost again
@20- um, no. tool.
I wish i was there I would have totally punched Cat in the mouth. And then bitch slapped Andy.
@20 – You are late for something. Get a new watch and some fish sticks.
@23 are u Dennis Kneale?
@23 are u Dennis Kneale?
Are you Dennis Kneale?
Dennis Kneale
Man… youd think with the $12 million loan from fishwife-mom he could do better than this mousy-pixie
Freaking a — a roll of $100s in Soho wil get you a russian model ready to marry
freakin a? Is this a boyscout convention or something?
Hello from Russia!
We Russian bears do not like Russian models.
I think she rather cute in a pixie sort of way. I would hump her until the sun comes up.
Das Vadanya!
- Equit Privat
LOBSTERCLOPS ermmmm…PINCH.PINCHPINCH.
Jews are shovers, we don’t throw punches.
“Update: Apparently at one point Andy told Reed he “isn’t the only victim,” with the suggestion that this whole Ponzi scheme had hurt Andy deeply, too.”
I read that as Andy poo-pooing Reed, because there are others (Carl Schapiro, et al.) who have lost a bundle.
Bernie is in jail to protect his kids and Ruthie – since I’m guessing Andy isn’t working and isn’t being foreclosed upon, he’s got plenty stashed away, even if he lost some pittance for appearances’ sake.
Girl Scout knees!
@29 yeah but catherine looks easy to lie to…so he can have the pixie mouse AND the russian model. Andy’s nobody’s fool, despite his girlish boot squat posture.
Andy getting in some rounds before he goes to jail then the real fights begin he should take some of his dunts clown makeup with him for when he becomes someones bitch
go Apollo Reed!!
someone should hire this guy REED way to go
suprised apollo reed didn’t beat that nerd senseless
suprised apollo reed didn’t beat that nerd senseless
who is the guy in the middle picture holding maria bartaromo in his hands
@28 no I am not. Just someone who wants to knock that fucker out.
-23
Seriuosly i would have knocked the mousy bitch and that fat pussy both the fuck out..I mean when you steal the kinda money that fucking family stole and did what that fucking family did to so many people…someone’s gotta go.
43 “Steal teh kina money that family stole..” Is no one else surprised that we still don’t have an accurate accounting here. Do you really think the Madoff’s stole $52 billion? Maybe a tenth of that, but not all of it. You can’t spend $52 billion. The vast majority of that was basically redistributed from the later to the early investors, who withdrew it and ran. How come no one is after them with a pitchfork?
@17 – you’re an asshole
oh man what did @17 say…I hate it when i miss the good shit.
@44 I am suprised. I am also supried we havent found Osama and have Obama. Tim is good at tennis and Fiat is buying Chrysler. I am shocked that Gibbs is press sec and Biden VP and that he told everyone around the world to stay home from work. I am shocked that Obama can tell his cabinet to cut 100M from their budget then spend $400,000 on a photo shoot for an airplane 3 weeks later. I am futher shocked NO ONE FUCKING SAYS SHIT ABOUT IT! The madoff’s are total shit eating assholes and I hope, if there is any justice in the world they ALL go to jail for a long time or I run into them on the street one night after a few Hendrick’s on the rocks…
Someone Call Hanity.
-43
@17 said something about vaginalobsters, I think.
@47 well that doesnt sound worthy of a bounce…
wait that Cathy has lobsters in her vagina? or her vagina is that of a lobster?
you really need to be specific.
17 made an insanely lame joke about how there was a swine flu parade going on in Chicago today (there’s an immigrant parade going on there today).
@49 ahhhh that makes more sense.
Was it like a knock knock joke…or a rhyme like…there once was a guy from Mexico City who’s pig was so cute and so pretty a she said with a grin…
I just want the full picture.
@50
@49 covered it in its entirety…there’s nothing more to see here.
nice limerick.
The guy in hat asks bystander to take a picture, as my friend with the palm gloves shoves this 11 pounder straight up my ass
There are a million shitty guys like this in this city (with a million uptight marriage-obsessed social climbers at their sides) but you don’t see anything the slightest bit ugly about any them until their daddy does something awful? These photos would be more amusing if I thought you had the slightest bit of ability to really see what the people in them are about.
wow, what a disgusting rip-off of DB by the Post–
http://www.nypost.com/seven/05032009/news/regionalnews/bernie_son_in_a_sock_exchange_167441.htm
A fuming former employee of Bernard Madoff recently turned into Wall Street’s version of a raging bull when he tried to mete out street justice on the Ponzi king’s son, sources told The Post.
Former Madoff Securities trader Reed Abend, 36, ran into Andrew Madoff — also an employee of the fraudulent firm — and Andrew’s girlfriend leaving a restaurant on the Upper East Side last January, Abend’s lawyer, Robert Altchiler said.
The meeting went south in a hurry, allegedly ending in a flurry of fists between the two men after a heated exchange over cash.
Abend chewed out Andrew over his father’s $65 billion scheme, which cost thousands of investors their life savings, a source said.
The spurned former securities trader trashed Bernard Madoff for shorting him $450,000 in bonuses and failing to treat him like family, Altchiler said.
But Andrew — who defended his old man, as did gal pal Catherine Hooper, according to a report on Dealbreaker.com — merely whined, “What about me?” the lawyer said.
Rumor has it that Andrew paid for his girlfriends’ new tits with stolen investor money. Is it possible the feds will be asking for the implants back too?
@55 – those are new tits?
Still, that said, all three of these asshats need their heads caved in with baseballs bats, a la Sopranos. I’m sure victim Reed cashed his “prop trader” paychecks back in the day. Or was he really on the dot-matrix printer paper feeder desk?
[...] other son Andy, despite attempts to continue to keep a low profile, was featured in several media articles relating to a company he started with his girlfriend Catherine Hooper (who reportedly has a tattoo [...]
That’s not a “she”. That’s a ladyboy or for a more PC term, try transexual