Picture 1297.pngOf course, he probably should’ve been avoiding showing his face, let alone defending his father, in public already but no one ever said the Madoff spawn were fast learners. Apparently Andy Madoff has recently started staying inside with the shades drawn, after sharing a moment in front of an Upper East Side Chinese restaurant with a former employee of daddy. We’re told fish boy and his girlfriend (fish girl Catherine Hooper) recently ran into Madoff Securities prop trader Reed Abend who, somewhat understandably, began to talk shit. At this time, Hooper took it upon herself to defend the family and started screaming at Abdend. Andy then shoved Reed, and punches by both were thrown in what was apparently “mostly a bitch fight but a very entertaining one at that.” Anyway! It’s in the Madoff brothers’ contract that all mentions must accompany fishing pics, so enjoy some new ones after the jump.
Update: Apparently at one point Andy told Reed he “isn’t the only victim,” with the suggestion that this whole Ponzi scheme had hurt Andy deeply, too.


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Comments (59)

  1. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 2:11 PM

    bonefish

  2. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 2:11 PM

    so tacky, so rep.

  3. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 2:13 PM

    I’d hit her … sorry [it]

  4. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 2:14 PM

    What is to defend?
    Trader:Your dad is a dick
    Madoff Jr.: Yeah I know
    and scene…(sorry Bess)

  5. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 2:15 PM

    @3 please refer to @2

  6. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 2:16 PM

    @4- “What is to defend? ”
    um, yes, normal people know there’s nothing to defend, but Andy is an idiot.

  7. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 2:17 PM

    roach clip and a rubber dingy-dicks

  8. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 2:17 PM

    I would have no reservations about pounding her in the ass while feeding her some fresh fish sticks.
    Dizzle Ratigizzle

  9. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 2:19 PM

    I am not a gayfish

  10. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 2:19 PM

    @5 stop stalking me

  11. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 2:23 PM

    Do you pay extra for gloves without fingers?

  12. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 2:24 PM

    Mario Gasparina wants to fight too

  13. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 2:25 PM

    Maria has a little oui oui

  14. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 2:26 PM

    is there a family on earth that has less class?

  15. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 2:28 PM

    @14 the big CNBC family

  16. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 2:31 PM

    @14 The Palins

  17. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 2:33 PM

    Comment removed by moderator.

  18. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 2:34 PM

    Do you like fishsticks?

  19. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 2:35 PM

    i meant Jackson

  20. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 2:37 PM

    The Obamas

  21. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 2:38 PM

    @20 too late
    you lost again

  22. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 2:38 PM

    @20- um, no. tool.

  23. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 2:39 PM

    I wish i was there I would have totally punched Cat in the mouth. And then bitch slapped Andy.

  24. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 2:40 PM

    @20 – You are late for something. Get a new watch and some fish sticks.

  25. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 2:41 PM

    @23 are u Dennis Kneale?

  26. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 2:41 PM

    @23 are u Dennis Kneale?

  27. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 2:45 PM

    Are you Dennis Kneale?
    Dennis Kneale

  28. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 2:46 PM

    Man… youd think with the $12 million loan from fishwife-mom he could do better than this mousy-pixie
    Freaking a — a roll of $100s in Soho wil get you a russian model ready to marry

  29. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 2:48 PM

    freakin a? Is this a boyscout convention or something?

  30. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 2:52 PM

    Hello from Russia!
    We Russian bears do not like Russian models.
    I think she rather cute in a pixie sort of way. I would hump her until the sun comes up.
    Das Vadanya!
    - Equit Privat

  31. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 3:14 PM

    LOBSTERCLOPS ermmmm…PINCH.PINCHPINCH.

  32. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 3:26 PM

    Jews are shovers, we don’t throw punches.

  33. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 3:27 PM

    “Update: Apparently at one point Andy told Reed he “isn’t the only victim,” with the suggestion that this whole Ponzi scheme had hurt Andy deeply, too.”
    I read that as Andy poo-pooing Reed, because there are others (Carl Schapiro, et al.) who have lost a bundle.
    Bernie is in jail to protect his kids and Ruthie – since I’m guessing Andy isn’t working and isn’t being foreclosed upon, he’s got plenty stashed away, even if he lost some pittance for appearances’ sake.

  34. Posted by Lowly Assistant | May 1, 2009 at 3:31 PM

    Girl Scout knees!

  35. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 3:55 PM

    @29 yeah but catherine looks easy to lie to…so he can have the pixie mouse AND the russian model. Andy’s nobody’s fool, despite his girlish boot squat posture.

  36. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 3:57 PM

    Andy getting in some rounds before he goes to jail then the real fights begin he should take some of his dunts clown makeup with him for when he becomes someones bitch

  37. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 3:57 PM

    go Apollo Reed!!

  38. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 3:59 PM

    someone should hire this guy REED way to go

  39. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 4:07 PM

    suprised apollo reed didn’t beat that nerd senseless

  40. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 4:07 PM

    suprised apollo reed didn’t beat that nerd senseless

  41. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 4:46 PM

    who is the guy in the middle picture holding maria bartaromo in his hands

  42. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 4:50 PM

    @28 no I am not. Just someone who wants to knock that fucker out.
    -23
    Seriuosly i would have knocked the mousy bitch and that fat pussy both the fuck out..I mean when you steal the kinda money that fucking family stole and did what that fucking family did to so many people…someone’s gotta go.

  43. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 4:56 PM

    43 “Steal teh kina money that family stole..” Is no one else surprised that we still don’t have an accurate accounting here. Do you really think the Madoff’s stole $52 billion? Maybe a tenth of that, but not all of it. You can’t spend $52 billion. The vast majority of that was basically redistributed from the later to the early investors, who withdrew it and ran. How come no one is after them with a pitchfork?

  44. Posted by blndebnker | May 1, 2009 at 5:02 PM

    @17 – you’re an asshole

  45. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 5:27 PM

    oh man what did @17 say…I hate it when i miss the good shit.
    @44 I am suprised. I am also supried we havent found Osama and have Obama. Tim is good at tennis and Fiat is buying Chrysler. I am shocked that Gibbs is press sec and Biden VP and that he told everyone around the world to stay home from work. I am shocked that Obama can tell his cabinet to cut 100M from their budget then spend $400,000 on a photo shoot for an airplane 3 weeks later. I am futher shocked NO ONE FUCKING SAYS SHIT ABOUT IT! The madoff’s are total shit eating assholes and I hope, if there is any justice in the world they ALL go to jail for a long time or I run into them on the street one night after a few Hendrick’s on the rocks…
    Someone Call Hanity.
    -43

  46. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 5:41 PM

    @17 said something about vaginalobsters, I think.

  47. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 5:51 PM

    @47 well that doesnt sound worthy of a bounce…
    wait that Cathy has lobsters in her vagina? or her vagina is that of a lobster?
    you really need to be specific.

  48. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 5:55 PM

    17 made an insanely lame joke about how there was a swine flu parade going on in Chicago today (there’s an immigrant parade going on there today).

  49. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 6:02 PM

    @49 ahhhh that makes more sense.
    Was it like a knock knock joke…or a rhyme like…there once was a guy from Mexico City who’s pig was so cute and so pretty a she said with a grin…
    I just want the full picture.

  50. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 6:09 PM

    @50
    @49 covered it in its entirety…there’s nothing more to see here.
    nice limerick.

  51. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 9:32 PM

    The guy in hat asks bystander to take a picture, as my friend with the palm gloves shoves this 11 pounder straight up my ass

  52. Posted by guest | May 2, 2009 at 8:05 AM

    There are a million shitty guys like this in this city (with a million uptight marriage-obsessed social climbers at their sides) but you don’t see anything the slightest bit ugly about any them until their daddy does something awful? These photos would be more amusing if I thought you had the slightest bit of ability to really see what the people in them are about.

  53. Posted by guest | May 4, 2009 at 11:32 AM

    wow, what a disgusting rip-off of DB by the Post–
    http://www.nypost.com/seven/05032009/news/regionalnews/bernie_son_in_a_sock_exchange_167441.htm
    A fuming former employee of Bernard Madoff recently turned into Wall Street’s version of a raging bull when he tried to mete out street justice on the Ponzi king’s son, sources told The Post.
    Former Madoff Securities trader Reed Abend, 36, ran into Andrew Madoff — also an employee of the fraudulent firm — and Andrew’s girlfriend leaving a restaurant on the Upper East Side last January, Abend’s lawyer, Robert Altchiler said.
    The meeting went south in a hurry, allegedly ending in a flurry of fists between the two men after a heated exchange over cash.
    Abend chewed out Andrew over his father’s $65 billion scheme, which cost thousands of investors their life savings, a source said.
    The spurned former securities trader trashed Bernard Madoff for shorting him $450,000 in bonuses and failing to treat him like family, Altchiler said.
    But Andrew — who defended his old man, as did gal pal Catherine Hooper, according to a report on Dealbreaker.com — merely whined, “What about me?” the lawyer said.

  54. Posted by guest | May 29, 2009 at 9:01 PM

    Rumor has it that Andrew paid for his girlfriends’ new tits with stolen investor money. Is it possible the feds will be asking for the implants back too?

  55. Posted by guest | September 2, 2009 at 11:51 PM

    @55 – those are new tits?
    Still, that said, all three of these asshats need their heads caved in with baseballs bats, a la Sopranos. I’m sure victim Reed cashed his “prop trader” paychecks back in the day. Or was he really on the dot-matrix printer paper feeder desk?

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