Kidding, but apparently Mikey-boy's flick is going to be an absolutely side-splitting comedy. The documentary, which is slated for an October 2 release date, is being billed as "a comical look at the corporate and political shenanigans that culminated in what Moore has described as the biggest robbery in the history of this country," which, in all seriousness, should be uproarious. We ourselves only recently stopped pissing our pants in laughter over the time Lehman Brothers put a bunch of worthless assets on its books and then got publicly dickslapped by a Jewish porn star. So you've got our $12.50 right here. Only problem is, this thing is apparently still untitled. Since you people sort of have the starring role, we figured you should do the honors. Any ideas?
Michael Moore Presents: Financial Weapons of Mass Destruction...The Musical!
Posted by Bess Levin, May 22, 2009, 12:10pm
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Hey No 79 you ignorant fuckwit. A la Adam Sandler - Ron Jeremy a JEW. For backup - "Ronald Hyatt (aka Ron Jeremy) was born in Queens, New York[2] to an upper middle-class Jewish family" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Jeremy
I thought this site was going to enforce some standards! WTF?
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82 you say that 85% of Goldman i banking is jewish excluding oriental and asians -
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I wasn't cognizant of "hyatt" being a Jewish name; I won't rent rooms there anymore.
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#83/84, What do you think the "C" is for in NAA*C*P, so take it up with them.
Moreover, the only people who have problems with the term "oriental" are dimwits.
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http://www.naacp.org/
#82--I imagine you've made this comment to the attached organization as well? mmm, prolly not.
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