Kidding, but apparently Mikey-boy’s flick is going to be an absolutely side-splitting comedy. The documentary, which is slated for an October 2 release date, is being billed as “a comical look at the corporate and political shenanigans that culminated in what Moore has described as the biggest robbery in the history of this country,” which, in all seriousness, should be uproarious. We ourselves only recently stopped pissing our pants in laughter over the time Lehman Brothers put a bunch of worthless assets on its books and then got publicly dickslapped by a Jewish porn star. So you’ve got our $12.50 right here. Only problem is, this thing is apparently still untitled. Since you people sort of have the starring role, we figured you should do the honors. Any ideas?
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- Use the Bloomberg command
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to access Dealbreaker
“How to Lose Ken Lewis in 563 Days”
“Sleepless in the Citi”
“Midnight Express 4 Train: Blankfein’s Big Day”
Got nothin’.
Isn’t it obvious?
Ponzi Nation
-TGFHouston
Ass Blasters 14 Bernie cums home
Too Big To Fail: Mikie Moore’s Enormous Gut
Firey Car Wreck
Probably Bush’s Fault
Bananas! This Would’ve Never Happened in Cuba!
Hot Asian Invasion (too many MIT quant guys out there)
woah is Roginsky going to the junior prom today?
I am afraid to suggest anything.
Repo Man
oh, wait, that’s been taken.
Playa Hata:
How to Make a Fortune by Preying on People’s Stupidity and Misery
Mortgage Backed INSECURITIES!
It Takes a Village to Raze A Citi
Bitchassness
Bull(sh1t) Market
The Catcher in the Rear
Dick Fuld Does Dorian’s (Debbie Does Dallas Parody)
All Up In Ya – Judgement Day
Shabeefa Loves Fried Water Chickens
I Spy CamelToe.
I Beat Oliver Stone To It
Cramerica – The Movie
Back To School 2 – The Maxine Waters Story
The Decline of Western Civilization II: The CDO Years
God Damn, Darkness…Fuck yo couch! The Musical
His Balls, My Mouth. Memoirs of a Secretary.
The Good, The Bad, and the Fuld
Revenge of the Nerds
Starring Rex Holes
The Titanic II – The Goldman Years
Feddy Got Fingered
Chooch II
Boiler Room 2: Electric Boogaloo
“Goldman Goes for Gold, And Gets IT!!!!”
“Hank Takes Care of His Own”
“Bank Robbery Reversal”
“CDOs, CDSs and Other Things You Shouldn’t Shove Up Your Wazoo”
Michele Obama’s Penis Part Deux
Sicko 2 : The Lynching
Joe Cassano: How I learned to start worrying and fear the mob
Off topic, & deserving a topic of it’s own, Alex Ehrlich leaving UBS to head PB at MS? Are you sure?
Fast Times at 363 Madison
The Color Red–the Stan O’Neill Story
Paulson’s List: we couldn’t save them all this time…
Reverse Fascism – Wall Street owns the U.S. government
Red White & Blew: the story of what got America on her knees.
Off topic, & deserving a topic of it’s own, Alex Ehrlich leaving UBS to head PB at MS? Are you sure?
Sex, Drugs, & LAX: The Bear Stearns Story
Blue Horsehorse Likes You As a Friend
Paulson’s List: we couldn’t save them all this time…
Shabeefa
Driving Ms. Daisy 2: Hoke’s Revenge.
Blazing Straddles
“I Can’t Make Fun of Obama or Congress Because They Are Democrats, So This My Only Shot at an Oscar for the Next Eight Years”
Or is that too long?
How about:
“Criticizing the Unpopular (in IMAX)”
Ehrlich? Ich habe keine Ahnung.
The singing!! The dancing!! The bankrupting!!!
Populism: For Dummies.
Honey I shrunk the balance sheet.
Wall shit.
Bernie and the Money Factory
The Rape of The Flock
Apocalypse Dow
Scatorama IX – Vikram’s Revenge
53,
Pretty good.
Dances with Wolves (…oh wait)
I sentence him to death! By snu-snu!
Title: It’s Not Your Fault!
Tag Line 1: How those Wall St. shysters lied and cheated you in spending way more than you knew you could afford. What with their shylock wizardry and fancy math like “+” and “=” and one of those crazy “divide by” but there’s an extra piece on the front.
Tag Line 2: God loves 3 things: Children, football and union built GMC trucks. These Jew, Chink and brown guys are 0 for 3. So, they are bad and you are good.
Tagline 3: Bad at math? Then you’re definitely NOT part of the problem!
Gravity’s Rainbow
Bernie and Me
@57 That was random. Never seen a Futurama reference around these parts before.
@61 – I know. I am not sure how that popped into my head. I guess on a Friday before a long weekend my brain will do anything not to think about work. i wouldn’t mind some snu snu right now either.
Tranche Warfare
Fahrenheit 9/15
Pulp Fixed Income
Raging Bull Housing Market
To Kill a Banking System
From Here to Insolvency
The Silence of the S.E.C.
Guess Who’s Filing for Chapter 11
Some Like It Illiquid
Gone with the Wind
Apocalypse Now
Unforgiven
Das Kapital
The Wallshank Redemption
@65
…or Das Kapital Management
Ayn (Rand) Does Washington
Wall Street
“how Michael Moore got raped for two weeks on end on ML’s trading floor” – contains multiple simultaneous A2M’s, boatloads of dirty pirates and enough donkeypunches for a heavyweight title.
that would be awesome and a good a lesson for that fat fuck
Who Moved My Commode?
Fuck You You Fuckin’ Fuck
Wall Street 911
i’d have to say @ 10/20/38 tied FTW but in all likelihood, i think From Here to Insolvency (@64) is the most likely
Bend Over and Grab Your Ankles, or I’ll Poison Your Butt, dir. Rush Limbaugh
http://www.newser.com/story/59671/rush-has-a-butt-fixation.html
Money for Nothing
The Sound of Money
Jewish guys can’t do porn: their dicks are tiny. I don’t think any Jew male can maintain an erection for more than 20 seconds: not enough time for a shoot.
Hey No 79 you ignorant fuckwit. A la Adam Sandler – Ron Jeremy a JEW. For backup – “Ronald Hyatt (aka Ron Jeremy) was born in Queens, New York[2] to an upper middle-class Jewish family” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Jeremy
I thought this site was going to enforce some standards! WTF?
Its nice knowing that the Hedge Hog is a member of the tribe. No 79 go fuck yourself.
If I have to see this stupid fat fuck on Larry King one more time, I’m gonna go Seung-Hui Cho on the first twelve fat fucks I see.
#79—Making fun of Jews on a site devoted to investment banking is like cracking a colored joke at a White Castle.
I know they’re only 1.7% of the population, but in i-banks, they’re like 65% and if you discount the orientals and indians, they’re like 85%, especially at goldman.
@82- “colored”? are you typing to us from Alabama circa 1955?
also@82- orientals? my you’re quite the redneck.
if i had said that…
i see a coalition between soul people and bagel people
don’t let me down, himey town
wow – that’s THE name for the movie
82 you say that 85% of Goldman i banking is jewish excluding oriental and asians -
no discrimination in hiring going on there I guess
I wasn’t cognizant of “hyatt” being a Jewish name; I won’t rent rooms there anymore.
#83/84, What do you think the “C” is for in NAA*C*P, so take it up with them.
Moreover, the only people who have problems with the term “oriental” are dimwits.
http://www.naacp.org/
#82–I imagine you’ve made this comment to the attached organization as well? mmm, prolly not.
Fall Street