• 20 May 2009 at 10:49 AM

Ruth Madoff Is Not Sorry!

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Or if she is, she’s not expressing that remorse to ABC cameramen staked outside the prison where she visited Big Bern this week. Lady McMadoff offered “No response” to the question of whether or not she wants to apologize to Ponzi-Boy’s victims, or if she knew what was going down on the 17th floor of the Lipstick Building, though she does offer a “fuck you” just before getting in a cab (likely paid for with ill-gotten gains!), which is something.

Comments (41)

  1. Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 10:53 AM

    Whenever I see her I get all tingly down there.

  2. Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 10:54 AM

    love her. She is spunky.

  3. Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 10:54 AM

    she was definitely the mastermind of the whole thing. lady mcmadoff is right.

  4. Posted by wcburrs87 | May 20, 2009 at 11:00 AM

    After seeing her topless, I can no longer watch these clips.

  5. Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 11:02 AM

    needs more big bern cameltoe.

  6. Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 11:09 AM

    Michele Obama’s penis is taller than Ruthy.

  7. Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 11:10 AM

    @6- why do you leave a comment about MO’s package on every post? I mean, I get it, you think they’re funny (obviously not), but why is that?

  8. Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 11:11 AM

    @4 lol to you have a link?

  9. Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 11:12 AM
  10. Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 11:15 AM

    @10- one of the most retarded analogies I’ve seen in a while. Bravo.

  11. Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 11:15 AM

    7 And I have a question too. Is the point of all that penis talk that MO is assertive in a bad way? If so, I’m not seeing it.

  12. Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 11:19 AM

    11 Why is that? Please explain. How is Ruth different from the guy (true story) who sold a garment business for $80, had Bernie turn that $80 into $450 and has been living like a half billionaire for the past 15 years. Up until last December that is, when the house of cards fell apart.

  13. Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 11:22 AM

    It’s not the way the Ponziers act while they are operating that is upsetting…it’s they way they act after they’ve been accused.

  14. Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 11:24 AM

    @13- how do the people who spent too much and are now in debt have anything to fear re: clawbacks from entities like pissed off investors? seriously, wtf are you talking about?

  15. Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 11:31 AM

    15 Who’s in debt? Let me make this simple. Investor sells business for $80, invests with Madoff, withdraws $200 over the past 15 years, has a statement balance on 12/9/08 of $450 (there is such a case, as reported in WSJ yesterday). 12/10/08 he learns that the whole thing is a ponzi scheme. You would say that he lost $450 and is a victim. I would say he gained $120 million ($200 withdrawn minus $80 original investment) and is far from a victim.

  16. Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 11:34 AM

    Is it wrong that I think a Ponzi wife is hot?
    -Bernie

  17. Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 11:37 AM

    Michele Obama’s penis is so big, it won’t answer Spielberg’s phone calls.
    -Det. Richard Kimball

  18. Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 11:46 AM

    She will do time….
    Problem is all lawsuits end in settlements; and never does the other side say OK take 100%….
    Also, every nickle is tied up in partnerships/entities etc, which for a prosecutor at some point doesnt make sense to go after the last $10 million
    Thats why Boesky, Marc Rich, Milken and tons of others get to keep their millions
    Its usually OK, take 70%; so…30% of $100 million is….
    Even if she gets $1 million she can tell all or most to go f— themselves

  19. Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 11:49 AM

    MO’s pkg is so big I heard the Obama’s actually only have one kid.
    In other news I wonder when the demons come calling for Ruth. Is it at night whle she watches the Real Housewives of NYC? Or when she walks into the jail hose thinikin…”will they let me leave?”
    Either way she is a RUTHless cunt and should get anal herpes…

  20. Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 11:51 AM

    MacMadoff: The Mystery Fat Cat
    (Macavity: The Mystery Cat, TS Elliot)
    WilliamBanzai7′s Book of Wall Street Fat Cats
    MacMadoff a mystery Fat Cat: he’s called the hidden Ponzi Paw -
    For he’s the master criminal who can defy economic law.
    He’s the bafflement of the SEC’s canards, the enforcement squad’s despair:
    For when they reach the scene of crime – MacMadoff’s never there!
    MacMadoff, MacMadoff, there’s no one like MacMadoff,
    He’s broken every law of fraud, he breaks the market laws of gravity.
    His ponziesque powers of levitation would make a fakir stare,
    And when you reach the scene of crime – MacMadoff’s not there!
    You may seek him down on the Lipstick’s 17th floor, you may look up in his Park Avenue lair -
    But I tell you once and once again, MacMadoff’s not there!
    McMadoff’s a nimble Fat Cat, but he’s not even tall or thin;
    You would know him if you saw him, for his shifty eyes are sunken in.
    His brow is deeply lined with thought, his sliver hair is nicely bouffant;
    His schpiel is feisty as heck, each of his sophisticated investors are dumber than a Riviera crossant.
    He sways his head from side to side, with movements like a Vegas rattle snake;
    And when you think he’s half asleep, he’s always wide awake.
    MacMadoff, MacMadoff, there’s no one like MacMadoff,
    For he’s a Wall Street fiend in feline shape, a monster of depravity.
    You may meet him on a putting green, you may see him in a Hotel du Cap lounge chair
    But when a financial crime’s discovered, then MacMadoff’s not there!
    He’s outwardly respectable. (They say he cheats at cards.)
    And his footprints are not found in any file of those SEC canards.
    And when the rich and famous are looted, or the trust account is rifled,
    Or when the milk money is missing, or another Ponzi’s been stifled,
    Or the charity bank is broken, and retirement’s beyond repair -
    Ay, there’s the wonder of the thing! MacMadoff’s not there!
    And when the SEC Branch Chief finds a monthly statement gone astray,
    Or the Palm Beach widows lose it all by the way,
    There may be a scrap of paper in the hall or on the stair -
    But it’s useless to investigate – McMadoff’s not there!
    And when the loss has been disclosed, the FBI men say:
    `It must have been MacMadoff!’ – but he’s thousands of miles away.
    You’ll be sure to find him resting, or a-licking caviar off his well manicured thumbs,
    Or engaged in doing complicated long-division sums.
    MacMadoff, MacMadoff, there’s no Fat Cat like MacMadoff,
    There never was a Fat Cat of such deceitfulness and suavity.
    He always has an alibi, and one or two to spare:
    At whatever time the deed took place – MACMADOFF WASN’T THERE!
    And they say that all the Fat Cats whose wicked deeds are widely known
    (I might mention Ezra Merkin, I might mention Walter Noel)
    Are nothing more than agents for the Fat Cat who all the time
    Just controls their operations: Bernie MacMadoff, the Napoleon of Financial Crime!

  21. Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 11:51 AM

    Comments about Michele Obama’s penis are not on par with the level of intelligence usually displayed on this blog. Whoever is producing these comments please try harder.

  22. Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 11:57 AM

    She is so thin I almost feel sorry for the bitch. I can’t say the same for their two fat and happy kids though.
    They don’t seem to be suffering on the same level, and they should.

  23. Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 12:03 PM

    @21: you suck. Ruthie’s drunk, see that stiffy/left-leaning walky thing she got goin’ on? “Fuck you, where you breaves, Roofie”.

  24. Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 12:05 PM

    WilliamBanzai7 choke on a dick and die already.
    Do you thrive on negative attention or what? Jesus, you are more worthless than most “guest” posts combined.

  25. Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 12:06 PM

    Damn that is one fine GILF
    -Ace Greenberg
    who considers himself quite the GSMLFFC (Grandpa Somebody Might Like to Fuck For Cash)

  26. Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 12:12 PM

    @21
    get a life

  27. Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 12:13 PM

    Bess,
    Are you sure she said “fuck you?” To me it sounded like she reiterated “to you” when the reporter was trying to ever-so-obnoxiously clarify her question.

  28. Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 12:20 PM

    Agree with @29: I think she said “not to you” when the reporter asked for the second time whether she had anything to say.

  29. Posted by Bess Levin | May 20, 2009 at 12:22 PM

    @29- I heard “not to you” and then “fuck you.”

  30. Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 12:22 PM

    I would love to see an episode of “Cops” where they go try to clawback Ezra Merkin.

  31. Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 1:03 PM

    @31, Bess.
    I didn’t hear that, sorry. I heard a blurred out word that probably fits your scenario but might just as well fit the “not you” theory. Somebody needs to post the unedited version to youtube.

  32. Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 1:07 PM

    @33- and why would they blur out a word if it wasn’t a curse, sherlock?

  33. Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 1:08 PM

    can we just stop with the Mc, Mac. A jew is a jew. How about Madoffstein

  34. Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 1:11 PM

    no “fuck you” I’m afraid.
    Ruth: “I have no response to you.”
    Reporter: “You have no response?”
    Ruth: “…to *you*…”

  35. Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 1:11 PM

    can we just stop with the Mc, Mac. A jew is a jew. How about Madoffstein

  36. Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 1:13 PM

    @ 22 agree 100%
    How’s this:
    MO’s package is so big that now Cheney is the 2nd biggest dick to have bitch slapped a POTUS.

  37. Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 1:15 PM

    @37- I know you’re an idiot, and that’s why you don’t get this, but she’s called Lady McMadoff as a reference to Lady Macbeth.

  38. Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 1:21 PM

    @34/35
    Just kill yourselves already, mmkay?
    Thank you, bye.

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