• 14 May 2009 at 4:24 PM

Stanford CIO’s Attorney: “She Wouldn’t Say Shit If She Had A Mouth Full Of It”

By Bess Levin

Yes. (On the matter of Laura Pendergest-Holt cutting a deal to squeal. LPH plead not guilty to one count of conspiracy and one count of obstruction earlier today.)
Earlier: Is Stanford Financial A Ponzi Scheme?

Comments (14)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | May 14, 2009 at 4:34 PM

    There’s a lot packed in thee behind those teeth

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | May 14, 2009 at 4:41 PM

    what if she had a mouth full of…

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | May 14, 2009 at 4:42 PM

    i would like to take a shit in that mouth

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | May 14, 2009 at 4:59 PM

    Actually, if she had a mouth full of it, it would sound more like “schmmmmt”

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | May 14, 2009 at 5:28 PM

    I’d hit it.

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | May 14, 2009 at 5:51 PM

    @5 really?
    http://www.daylife.com/photo/03cZ3V33OYdBc

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | May 14, 2009 at 6:16 PM

    As my dear gay brother once said, “Legally blind, in the dark, from the back. The answer is still no.”

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | May 14, 2009 at 6:24 PM

    @ 7 –> If only underwriting standards were that high.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | May 14, 2009 at 7:02 PM

    How many hands high is she? Does she do six furlong sprints, or can she go long distance?

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | May 14, 2009 at 8:33 PM

    so in the end she doesn`t spit
    she swallows
    mangy cat

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | May 14, 2009 at 8:42 PM

    plutarch would have a field day with this particular section of his parrallel lives
    http://dealbreaker.com/2009/05/madoff-was-huge-massage-parlor.php
    mangy cat

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | May 14, 2009 at 10:05 PM

    If the shit don’t fit, you must acquit!

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | May 15, 2009 at 4:34 AM

    what if she had a mouth full of sugar cubes

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | May 15, 2009 at 9:26 AM

    Would she say “Jim Davis’ dick” if she had a mouth full of it? Not that it hasn’t happened before.
    Laura, you lied to the SEC. VERY dumb move.

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