• 22 May 2009 at 11:19 AM

The Capitalist Conflict

sbfdic.jpgThat the United States would be more than fleetingly conflicted about the role of capitalism in saving capitalism might be surprising- in any other age. Today, we can only shake our heads watching the government publicly disembowel the “money men” before, nearly in the same breath, pleading with them to jump in and fulfill their traditional purpose: salvaging sinking institutions.

With bank failures at a 15-year high, private equity firms have been clamoring to buy the ailing institutions recently, but have run up against regulatory restrictions and public criticism.
But the F.D.I.C., which is expected to face further bank failures in the coming months, indicated that it might soon release policy guidelines for potential private equity investors seeking to buy failed banks.
“Due to the interest of private-equity firms in the purchase of depository institutions in receivership, the FDIC has been evaluating the appropriate terms for such investments,” the agency said Thursday. It added it would be giving guidance on eligibility and other conditions for private-equity investors in the near future.

Hypocrisy aside, we understand the urge to regulate… well… everything. But why look a cash-cow in the mouth? After the failure of BankUnited it is hard for us to imagine any roadblocks that make sense to erect. All we need now is for KKR to insist this “isn’t the business we are in,” right before closing deals on five failed banks.
F.D.I.C. to Issue Guidelines for P.E. Firms on Bank Deals [Dealbook]

Comments (15)

  1. Posted by guest | May 22, 2009 at 11:38 AM

    ZZZZZZZZZ…

  2. Posted by guest | May 22, 2009 at 11:41 AM

    Ned Ryerson?

  3. Posted by guest | May 22, 2009 at 11:47 AM

    …ZZZZZZZZZ…

  4. Posted by guest | May 22, 2009 at 11:54 AM

    [The sound of crickits chirping]

  5. Posted by guest | May 22, 2009 at 12:06 PM

    I love the sounds of crickets chirping. Reminds of warm summer eves in the Hamptons………..

  6. Posted by guest | May 22, 2009 at 12:52 PM

    Marais la nuit

  7. Posted by guest | May 22, 2009 at 1:25 PM

    [The sound of wind blowing and tumbleweed rolling by]

  8. Posted by guest | May 22, 2009 at 1:49 PM

    …ZZZZZZZZ…

  9. Posted by guest | May 22, 2009 at 2:11 PM

    *yawn*

  10. Posted by guest | May 22, 2009 at 3:36 PM

    [Head down on desk asleep drooling all over important papers]

  11. Posted by guest | May 22, 2009 at 3:50 PM

    Beuller…???

  12. Posted by guest | May 22, 2009 at 3:53 PM

    Can someone please get EP some Xanax and a coctail?

  13. Posted by guest | May 22, 2009 at 4:42 PM

    Atlas Shrugged…..

  14. Posted by henry_horsedick | May 25, 2009 at 7:41 AM

    Am I the only person in the Universe (other than Mr. Bair, of course) that has a mad hardon for Shelia Bair? That woman gets my hormones raging. She’s the hottest thing in the Government. [/non_sequitur]
    Thing is, she also makes one whole lotta sense.

  15. Posted by guest | May 25, 2009 at 5:12 PM

    14 Oh Henry!

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