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Just wanted to pop in and tell you not to fear that tomorrow's business leaders will get us into another sticky situation, 'cause Harvard MBA students, like the ones above, are now taking an oath promising not to do anything wrong, like some alums from their school.
The MBA Oath
FULL VERSION
PreambleAs a manager, my purpose is to serve the greater good by bringing people and resources together to create value that no single individual can build alone. Therefore I will seek a course that enhances the value my enterprise can create for society over the long term. I recognize my decisions can have far-reaching consequences that affect the well-being of individuals inside and outside my enterprise, today and in the future. As I reconcile the interests of different constituencies, I will face difficult choices.
Therefore, I promise:
I will act with utmost integrity and pursue my work in an ethical manner. My personal behavior will be an example of integrity, consistent with the values I publicly espouse.I will safeguard the interests of my shareholders, co-workers, customers, and the society in which we operate. I will endeavor to protect the interests of those who may not have power, but whose well-being is contingent on my decisions.
I will manage my enterprise in good faith, guarding against decisions and behavior that advance my own narrow ambitions but harm the enterprise and the people it serves. The pursuit of self-interest is the vital engine of a capitalist economy, but unbridled greed can be just as harmful. I will oppose corruption, unfair discrimination, and exploitation.I will understand and uphold, both in letter and in spirit, the laws and contracts governing my own conduct and that of my enterprise. If I find laws that are unjust, antiquated, or unhelpful I will not brazenly break, ignore or avoid them; I will seek civil and acceptable means of reforming them.
I will take responsibility for my actions, and I will represent the performance and risks of my enterprise accurately and honestly. My aim will not be to distort the truth, but to transparently explain it and help people understand how decisions that affect them are made.
I will develop both myself and other managers under my supervision so that the profession continues to grow and contribute to the well-being of society. I will consult colleagues and others who can help inform my judgment and will continually invest in staying abreast of the evolving knowledge in the field, always remaining open to innovation. I will mentor and look after the education of the next generation of leaders.
I will strive to create sustainable economic, social, and environmental prosperity worldwide. Sustainable prosperity is created when the enterprise produces an output in the long run that is greater than the opportunity cost of all the inputs it consumes.
I will be accountable to my peers and they will be accountable to me for living by this oath. I recognize that my stature and privileges as a professional stem from the respect and trust that the profession as a whole enjoys, and I accept my responsibility for embodying, protecting, and developing the standards of the management profession, so as to enhance that trust and respect.
This oath I make freely, and upon my honor.
The MBA Oath [MBAO]
A Promise to Be Ethical in an Era of Immorality [NYT via CWS]






Posted by Lowly Assistant , May 30, 2009 1:03PM
"I will strive to create sustainable economic, social, and environmental prosperity worldwide."
In other admissions, a bear shits in the woods and wipes his ass with a white,fluffy rabbit.
This is what happens when you let a bunch of catholics into HBS.
Posted by guest , May 30, 2009 1:09PM
they look like they're on a poster for a movie in which the mba students turn into vampires at night.
Posted by guest , May 30, 2009 1:12PM
Let me guess.
You all went to Cornell or Dartmouth or some other state university, didn't you?
Posted by guest , May 30, 2009 1:17PM
@3- no, why? Are they not massive douchbags at Dartmouth, like the people in the picture?
Posted by guest , May 30, 2009 1:18PM
Do they carry it in their wallets?
Posted by guest , May 30, 2009 1:32PM
Damn, if I'd only had one of those cards, my life may have been so different...
-Ken L.
Posted by guest , May 30, 2009 1:34PM
Wow - some poor bastard actually took the time to compose that. $100 says he/she put that fact on his/her resume as well.
Posted by guest , May 30, 2009 1:34PM
can't imagine why these fools aren't getting jobs
Posted by guest , May 30, 2009 1:36PM
I will strive to get into business school due to my family's achievement, and not on my own merit.
Posted by guest , May 30, 2009 1:39PM
Let's make sure we keep an eye out for these fools on campus and string them along for a few rounds...
Posted by guest , May 30, 2009 1:47PM
hey lowly assistant - suck a dick
Posted by Mimi Chang , May 30, 2009 1:49PM
Weekend Enema:
None of you peep's have jobs anymore, so Saturday is just like every other day. You losers. So it's nice to see Bess got off her ass and posted something. Anyway, comrades, don't sweat it. Everybody is a loser now:
http://english.pravda.ru/opinion/columnists/107459-0/
Yes. Pravda.
Posted by Lowly Assistant , May 30, 2009 1:50PM
11,
Are you ethically challenged? I have some cards I can sell you.
Posted by guest , May 30, 2009 2:04PM
douche-bags...
Posted by Mimi Chang , May 30, 2009 2:06PM
So let's do the math, folks. The Fed already put $20 billion into GM. And are going to commit $50 billion more, for a 70% stake. On a company that had a market cap of less than $500 million. Now that is one expensive hummer.
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D98G5K080&show_article=1
Posted by guest , May 30, 2009 2:21PM
Who the fuck can remember all those promises? I can't even bother reading them all.
There once was a great company that conducted all their business based on five principles: Client Focus, Respect for the Individual, Teamwork, Responsible Citizenship and Integrity.
Some Harvard douche got put in charge, and now they're gone. Laminate that.
Posted by guest , May 30, 2009 2:37PM
So sad. A library card would be about as useful for scoring a job.
Posted by guest , May 30, 2009 2:39PM
Too long, didn't read.
Posted by Mimi Chang , May 30, 2009 2:54PM
Now this is rich. Your friends at Dealbreaker had a post earlier on the worst job in the world. How about publicist for Walter Noel and the Fairfield Greenwich Group? You know, the crew that blew $7.9 billion with Bernie? He of the five horse faced fillies? Vanity Fair "Golden in Greenwich"? Yeah, them.
http://vickyward.com/wordpress/archives/233
Posted by guest , May 30, 2009 3:29PM
HBS's so-called "prestige" keeps dropping...
Posted by guest , May 30, 2009 3:31PM
AKA The Hypocritical Oath.
Posted by guest , May 30, 2009 3:35PM
Let's all take the hypocritic oath:
I promise to be different!
I promise to be unique!
I promise not to repeat things other people say!
Posted by guest , May 30, 2009 3:41PM
The Reese Witherspoon looking blonde in front looks like she could slob-a-knob like a champ. She'll be some MDs concubine in the fall.
Posted by guest , May 30, 2009 4:14PM
What a bunch of bullshit.... the guys that signed this have no dick
Posted by Anal_yst , May 30, 2009 4:23PM
This is so awesome i have no words
Posted by sugardaddy , May 30, 2009 4:23PM
I'm not gonna sign it.
-Randy "Pink" Floyd
Posted by guest , May 30, 2009 4:24PM
this thing, coupled with the picture, HAS to be an elaborate hoax. senior prank of some sort.
Posted by guest , May 30, 2009 4:30PM
Hey Harvard-- how about just being ethical? why the need for an oath?
Posted by guest , May 30, 2009 4:31PM
this is like the religious right girls who pledge to stay virgins until marriage, and then proceed to find the loophole by fucking in the ass.
Posted by guest , May 30, 2009 4:55PM
@26--
Just keep livin', man. L-I-V-I-N.
Posted by trojan , May 30, 2009 5:03PM
looks like the cover of the new Christian rock album from Faith+1
Posted by guest , May 30, 2009 5:37PM
Do you really need all these principals and oaths to run excel models and make powerpoint slides as a recent MBA graduate?
Posted by Mimi Chang , May 30, 2009 5:38PM
@29 - you make it sound like finding the loophole is a bad thing.
Posted by guest , May 30, 2009 6:07PM
I propose searching all MBA applicants for these cards, and rejecting any carriers immediately.
I would trip these people up if they walked past me in the street.
What tossers...
Posted by guest , May 30, 2009 6:14PM
HBS = THE NEW GAY. AND YES, EVEN GAYER THAN GAG-BALL DARTMOUTH
Posted by guest , May 30, 2009 6:15PM
@24 Yes, its true. These men have no dick
- P.Venkman
Posted by Anal_yst , May 30, 2009 7:22PM
@trojan #31 FTW ahaha
Posted by guest , May 30, 2009 8:02PM
I would love one of these cocky fucks to bust that shit out in an interview, I would literally have a heart attack from laughing so hard........
Posted by guest , May 30, 2009 8:34PM
Just remember....2/3 of HBS is BS. This is just another way for the school to adapt to the zeitgeist in the world today. HBS is a marketing machine and will undoubtedly emerge from this period of business bashing at the top of the heap, AS ALWAYS.
After all, the world believes our BS (almost as much as we do) and that is what keeps us paid at the top of the pile. We lead because the rest of you allow us to.
As for those pussies who went to Wharton or Sloan (only because they cant't get into HBS), they will always be the schleps who do the work and take the fall.
Cash money playas.....all about the Benjis.
Posted by guest , May 30, 2009 9:04PM
I always laugh at this because most of these folks when push comes to shove will take the easy way out and cheat. You know what my "laminated card" is? Its my Enron Code of Ethics book I received in July 2001, six months before I was laid off because of ethical lapses.
Yes, I do have an MBA and took Ethics classes (mostly because I took a couple of Philosophy courses in Undergrad).
Yes, I am gainfully fully employed (not under) today.
Posted by guest , May 30, 2009 9:48PM
Michele Obama's Scrotum is disappointed.
Posted by guest , May 30, 2009 9:53PM
Doesn't taking a job at Goldman automatically invalidate the pledge.
Posted by guest , May 30, 2009 9:56PM
gay
Posted by guest , May 30, 2009 10:51PM
This is fcuking retarded.
Posted by guest , May 30, 2009 10:55PM
A large part of the CFA certification revolves around ethics. How lot of good that did.
Posted by guest , May 30, 2009 10:55PM
A large part of the CFA certification revolves around ethics. Whole lot of good that did.
Posted by guest , May 30, 2009 11:31PM
General Motors was also run by a HBS grad.
Posted by guest , May 30, 2009 11:42PM
To Mister Richard Branson,
I am communicating to you on behalf of a group of people who for the past amount of years have been involved in the crimes that are tantamount to treason in a majority of nations worldwide, that have at times been know as terrorist and in other times liberating. This group has had the willing support of many others in its existance and now finds itself in the most dire need. They need one million dollars for the continuation of their cause, they know that in the past you have shown sympathy to groups with a similar belief and fundamental core structure. They believe that you are the man to help continue this cause. This group is known in various circles as FBI, they have promoted me on the basis that I will receive five percent of the total amount that you will willing donate to their cause, for the continuation of this mission. They are currently in the process of promoting a month long exercise at the expense of the public and other private groups to help achieve this cause; with your help the casualties of this, may be minimised.
Sincerely H.B.
对理查・ Branson先生,我沟通给您代表为过去相当数量几年在罪行介入了是同等的对在大多数的谋反国家全世界的一群人,那时常是知道作为恐怖分子和在解放其他的次内。 这个小组在它的存在有许多其他的愿意的支持和现在发现自己在迫切需要。 他们需要他们的起因的继续的一百万美元,他们知道从前您显示了同情对与一个相似的信仰和根本核心结构的小组。 他们相信您是帮助的人继续这起因。 这个小组被认识以各种各样的圈子作为FBI,他们提升了我,根据我将接受您将愿捐赠到他们的起因总额的百分之五,这个使命的继续的。 他们当前是在促进月久的锻炼过程中牺牲公众和其他私人组帮助达到这起因; 在您的帮助下此的伤亡,也许减到最小。 恳切H.B。
對理查・ Branson先生,我溝通給您代表為過去相當数量几年在罪行介入了是同等的對在大多数的謀反國家全世界的一群人,那時常是知道作為恐怖分子和在解放其他的次内。 這個小組在它的存在有許多其他的願意的支持和現在發現自己在迫切需要。 他們需要他們的起因的繼續的一百萬美元,他們知道從前您顯示了同情對與一個相似的信仰和根本核心結構的小組。 他們相信您是幫助的人繼續這起因。 這個小組被认识以各種各樣的圈子作為FBI,他們提升了我,根據我將接受您將願捐贈到他們的起因总额的百分之五,這個使命的繼續的。 他們當前是在促進月久的鍛煉過程中犧牲公眾和其他私人组幫助達到這起因; 在您的幫助下此的傷亡,也許減到最小。 懇切H.B。
Aan Mijnheer Richard Branson, Ik communiceer aan u namens een groep mensen die voor de afgelopen hoeveelheid jaren in de misdaden zijn geïmpliceerdr die wereldwijd aan verraad in een meerderheid van naties gelijkwaardig zijn, die af en toe kennen als terrorist en in andere tijden het bevrijden zijn geweest. Deze groep heeft de gewillige steun van vele anderen zijn bestaand gehad en zich nu in het meeste nijpend tekort gevonden. Zij hebben één miljoen dollars voor de voortzetting van hun oorzaak nodig, weten zij dat in het verleden u sympathie aan groepen met een gelijkaardig geloof en een fundamentele kernstructuur hebt getoond. Zij geloven dat u de man bent helpen deze oorzaak voortzetten. Deze groep is gekend in diverse cirkels aangezien FBI, zij me op de basis hebben bevorderd dat ik vijf percent van het totale bedrag dat u bereid om aan hun oorzaak te schenken zal, voor de voortzetting van deze opdracht zal ontvangen. Zij zijn momenteel tijdens het bevorderen van een maand lange oefening ten koste van het publiek en andere privé groepen helpen deze oorzaak bereiken; met uw hulp kunnen de slachtoffers van dit, worden geminimaliseerd. Oprecht H.B.
À Monsieur Richard Branson, Je communique à vous au nom d'un groupe de personnes qui pour la quantité passée d'années ont été impliqués dans les crimes qui sont équivalents à la trahison dans une majorité de nations dans le monde entier, cela ont parfois été savent comme terroriste et en d'autres fois libérant. Ce groupe a eu l'appui disposé de beaucoup d'autres dans son existence et se trouve maintenant dans la plupart de besoins extrêmes. Ils ont besoin d'un million de dollars pour la suite de leur cause, ils savent que dans vous avez montré au delà la sympathie aux groupes avec une croyance semblable et une structure fondamentale de noyau. Ils croient que vous êtes l'homme à aider à continuer cette cause. Ce groupe est connu dans divers cercles comme FBI, ils m'ont promu sur la base que je recevrai cinq pour cent du montant total que vous voulant donner à leur cause, pour la suite de cette mission. Ils sont actuellement en cours de favoriser un exercice long de mois aux dépens du public et d'autres groupes privés pour aider à réaliser cette cause ; avec votre aide les accidents de ceci, peuvent être réduits au minimum. Sincèrement H.B.
Zum Herrn Richard Branson, Ich stehe zu Ihnen im Namen einer Gruppe von Personen in Verbindung, die für die letzte Menge von Jahren in die Verbrechen, die mit Verrat in einer Majorität Nationen weltweit gleichwertig sind, das sind gewesen manchmal wissen als Terrorist und in anderer Zeitbefreiung miteinbezogen worden sind. Diese Gruppe hat die bereite Unterstützung von vielen anderen in seinem Bestehen gehabt und jetzt im meisten dringenden Bedarf findet. Sie benötigen eine Million Dollar für die Fortsetzung ihrer Ursache, wissen sie, dass in der Vergangenheit Sie den Gruppen mit einem ähnlichen Glauben und grundlegenden einer Kernstruktur Sympathie gezeigt haben. Sie glauben, dass Sie der Mann sind, zum zu helfen, diese Ursache fortzusetzen. Diese Gruppe bekannt in den verschiedenen Kreisen als FBI, sie haben gefördert mich auf der Basis, der ich fünf Prozent der Gesamtmenge, die Sie willend zu ihrer, Ursache zu spenden werden, für die Fortsetzung dieses Auftrags empfange. Sie sind z.Z. bei der Förderung einer einmonatigen Übung auf Kosten von der Öffentlichkeit und anderen privaten Gruppen, um zu helfen, diese Ursache zu erzielen; mit Ihrer Hilfe können die Unfall von diesem, herabgesetzt werden. Herzlichst H.B.
Στον κύριο Richard Branson, Επικοινωνώ με σας εξ ονόματος μιας ομάδας ανθρώπων που για το προηγούμενο ποσό ετών έχουν συμμετάσχει στα εγκλήματα που είναι ισοδύναμα προς την προδοσία σε μια πλειοψηφία των εθνών παγκοσμίως, τα οποία ήταν κατά περιόδους ξέρουν ως τρομοκράτης και σε άλλη χρονική απελευθέρωση. Αυτή η ομάδα είχε την πρόθυμη υποστήριξη πολλές άλλες στην ύπαρξή της και βρίσκεται τώρα στην περισσότερη τρομερή ανάγκη. Χρειάζονται ένα εκατομμύριο δολάρια για τη συνέχεια της αιτίας τους, ξέρουν ότι στο παρελθόν έχετε παρουσιάσει συμπόνοια στις ομάδες με μια παρόμοια πεποίθηση και μια θεμελιώδη δομή πυρήνων. Θεωρούν ότι είστε το άτομο για να βοηθήσετε να συνεχίσετε αυτήν την αιτία. Αυτή η ομάδα είναι γνωστή στους διάφορους κύκλους δεδομένου ότι FBI, με έχουν προαγάγει στη βάση ότι θα λάβω πέντε τοις εκατό του συνολικού ποσού που πρόθυμος να δώσετε στην αιτία τους, για τη συνέχεια αυτής της αποστολής. Είναι αυτήν την περίοδο στο στάδιο της προώθησης μιας μακροχρόνιας άσκησης μήνα εις βάρος του κοινού και άλλων ιδιωτικών ομάδων για να βοηθήσουν να επιτύχουν αυτήν την αιτία με τη βοήθειά σας τα θύματα αυτού, μπορούν να ελαχιστοποιηθούν. Ειλικρινά H.B.
Al l$signor Richard Branson, Sto comunicando a voi a nome di un gruppo di persone che per la quantità passata di anni sono stati coinvolgere nei crimini che sono equivalenti al tradimento in una maggioranza delle nazioni universalmente, quello occasionalmente sono stati sanno come terrorista ed in altre volte che liberano. Questo gruppo ha avuto il supporto disposto di molti altri nella relativa esistenza ed ora si trova nella maggior parte della necessità estrema. Hanno bisogno di un milione di dollari per la continuazione della loro causa, sanno che nel passato avete indicato la compassione ai gruppi con una simile credenza e una struttura fondamentale del centro. Credono che siate l'uomo da contribuire a continuare questa causa. Questo gruppo è conosciuto in vari cerchi come FBI, lo ha promosso sulla base che riceverò cinque per cento della somma totale che volendo donare alla loro causa, per la continuazione di questa missione. Sono attualmente nel corso della promozione dell'esercitazione di lunghezza di mese a scapito del pubblico e di altri gruppi riservati per contribuire a realizzare questa causa; con il vostro aiuto gli incidenti di questo, possono essere minimizzati. Francamente H.B.
氏にリチャードBranson、私は国家の大半の反逆に世界的にほとんど等しい罪にテロリストとしてそして解放する他の時間で年の過去量のために、それ時々あったあることが知っているかかわった集団に代わってあなたと伝達し合っている。 このグループに存在で多くの他の喜んでサポートがあり、今緊急に必要とする状態の見つける。 それらは原因の継続のための百万ドルを必要とする、以前同じような確信および基本的な中心の構造を持つグループに共鳴を示したことを知っている。 彼らはこの原因を続けるのを助けるべき人であることを信じる。 このグループはFBIとしてさまざまな円で私があなたがこの代表団の継続のための総計の5%原因に寄付することを決定する受け取るという事実に基づいて、彼ら促進し私を知られていて。 それらは公衆および他のプライベートグループを犠牲にして月の長い練習の促進の過程においてこの原因の達成を助けるように現在ある; あなたの助けによってこれの死傷者は、最小になるかもしれない。 誠意をこめてH.B。
미스터에 리처드 Branson, 나는 국가의 대다수에 있는 반역과 세계전반 동등한 범죄에서 테러리스트로 그리고 해방하는 다른 시간에서 년 과거 양을 위해, 그것 때때로 이다 것이 알고 있다 포함된 집단의 대신으로 당신에게 교통하고 있다. 이 그룹은 그것의 실존에서 많은 다른 사람의 기꺼이 하는 지원이 있고 지금 절박한 필요에서 찾아낸다. 그들은 그들 원인의 계속을 위한 일백만 달러를 필요로 한다, 과거에는 당신이 유사한 신념 및 기본적인 중핵 구조를 가진 그룹에 교감을 보여주었다는 것을 알고 있다. 그들은 당신이 이 원인을 계속한다고 것을 도울 남자 다고 믿는다. 이 그룹은 FBI로 각종 원형에서 나가 당신이 이 임무의 계속을 위한 총계의 5% 그들 원인에 기증하는 것을 의도한 받을 것이다 기초로 하여, 그들 증진해 저를 알려져. 그들은 공중 및 다른 개인 그룹을 희생해서 달 긴 운동을 승진시키기의 과정에서 이 원인을 달성하는 것을 돕도록 지금 이다; 당신의 도움으로 이것의 사고는, 극소화될지도 모른다. 근실하게 H.B.
Ao senhor Richard Branson, Eu estou comunicando-me lhe em nome de um grupo de pessoas que para a quantidade passada de anos foram envolvidas nos crimes que são equivalentes à traição em uma maioria das nações no mundo inteiro, isso foram às vezes sabem como o terrorista e em outras vezes que liberam. Este grupo teve a sustentação disposta de muita outro em sua existência e encontra-se agora em a maioria de extrema necessidade. Precisam um milhão de dólares para a continuação de sua causa, sabem que no perto você mostrou a simpatia aos grupos com uma opinião similar e uma estrutura fundamental do núcleo. Acreditam que você é o homem a ajudar a continuar esta causa. Este grupo é conhecido em vários círculos como o FBI, eles promoveu-me na base que eu receberei cinco por cento da quantidade total que você querendo doar a sua causa, para a continuação desta missão. Estão atualmente no processo de promover um exercício de um mês. às expensas do público e de outros grupos confidenciais para ajudar a conseguir esta causa; com sua ajuda as víctimas desta, podem ser minimizadas. Sincera H.B.
К господину Ричард Branson, Я связываю к вам именем группы людей которые для прошлого количества лет включались в злодеяния которые равный к предательству в большинстве наций всемирно, то временами знают как террорист и в других временах освобождая. Эта группа имела охотно готовую поддержку много других в своем существовании и теперь находит в большинств крайней нужде. Им нужны миллион долларов для продолжения их причины, они знают что в в прошлом вы показывали сочувствие к группам с подобным верованием и основной структурой сердечника. Они верят что вы человек, котор нужно помочь продолжать эту причину. Знают эту группу в различных кругах как ФБР, они повышала меня на основание которому я получу 5 процентов полной суммы которая вы будете завещающ для того чтобы подарить к их причине, для продолжения этого полета. Они в настоящее время в процессе повышать месячную тренировку за счет публики и других приватных групп для того чтобы помочь достигнуть этой причины; с вашей помощью потери этого, могут быть уменьшены. Задушевно H.B.
A señor Richard Branson, Estoy comunicando a usted a nombre de un grupo de personas que para la última cantidad de años han estado implicadas en los crímenes que son equivalentes a la traición en una mayoría de las naciones por todo el mundo, eso han estado ocasionalmente saben como terrorista y en otras veces que liberaban. Este grupo ha tenido la ayuda dispuesta de muchos otras en su existencia y ahora se encuentra en la mayoría de la extrema necesidad. Necesitan un millón dólares para la continuación de su causa, saben que en el pasado usted ha demostrado condolencia a los grupos con una creencia similar y una estructura fundamental de la base. Creen que usted es el hombre a ayudar a continuar esta causa. Conocen a este grupo en varios círculos como FBI, ellos me ha promovido sobre la base que recibiré el cinco por ciento de la cantidad total que usted queriendo donar a su causa, para la continuación de esta misión. Él está actualmente en curso de promover un ejercicio de un mes a expensas del público y de otros grupos privados para ayudar a alcanzar esta causa; con su ayuda las muertes de esto, pueden ser reducidas al mínimo. Sinceramente H.B.
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 1:04AM
I am so impressed with cynicism about an effort to improve the state of the world. It is really, really neat. Love it. Love it. Love it. I wonder who can say the most sarcastic thing about this effort? Ooh.lets see! Bet I can be more clever than you! I can even mention a body part!
Look out world - I comment on this blog so I'm officially cool! I can sit in my armchair and do absolutely nothing but tear other people down. My family would be proud.
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 1:04AM
okay, I officially nominate @48 for the "TLDR please Bess you promised to start cracking down on posts block this bastard moron" award for 2009.
In other news, @26 - right movie, wrong quote. "They keep getting older; I stay the SAME age."
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 1:12AM
@50- it's obviously called spam.
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 1:13AM
@49- do you love it?
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 2:07AM
the country is a mess and he is running off to chicago for dinner and ny for a show and dinner and having party after party in the WH. What's wrong with this picvture?
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 2:30AM
@33 poophole.
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 3:06AM
@35: Someone's obviously jealous they got denied from Tuck.
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 3:25AM
Is this picture representative of the average hotness of the HBS student body? The chicks aren't too bad looking, esp the blonde in back wearing the black jacket.
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 3:39AM
Just noticed that all the dudes are wearing jeans with their shirts tucked in. WTF is that? Is that how MBA students actually dress around campus? It's a horrible look that makes me think they're not quite secure with the image of themselves wearing more thoroughly casual clothing. Either business casual or jeans and whatever shirt you're wearing tucked out. Leave the jeans and tucked dress shirts to middle aged men.
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 4:12AM
@57 Thanks Mr. Blackwell, didn't know you hung out on Dealbreaker.
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 4:15AM
@48 thank you for the fucking rosetta stone; i just learned cantonese
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 4:43AM
@57 = gay
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 4:45AM
@57 You'll never have to worry about setting foot on the campus of a top MBA program, so don't sweat it.
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 5:50AM
looks like everybody in the pic came out to play defense
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 8:00AM
It will be good to preserve a database of their names. 10 years later somebody can show that stock returns of companies where mbaoath managers work lag the broader market by 500 bp and hence these people (and their enterprises) should be shunted out of the system by starving them of capital.
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 8:19AM
@47
The country was run by a HBS grad for 8 years whose favorite words were "Fuck you" and so this card is way too late. We are fucked.
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 8:19AM
Laminate this:
There once was a grad from Nantucket ...
Posted by Mimi Chang , May 31, 2009 8:48AM
The hotties at Fox News debate and mock Real Dolls. Not understanding they were modeled after them.
http://www.foxnews.com/video/index.html?playerId=011008&streamingFormat=FLASH&referralObject=5453011&referralPlaylistId=playlist
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 9:06AM
Is this from The Onion?
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 9:10AM
"At Harvard, about 160 from a graduating class of about 800 have signed “The M.B.A. Oath,” which its student advocates contend is the first step in trying to develop a professional code...."
And in the photo 3 of 9 are proudly displaying their laminates (assuming Muffy up front is empty-handed)....
.... you work the math
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 10:35AM
To earnest and douche-baggy, didn't read.
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 10:41AM
"I'd like to buy the world a Coke, and keep it companyyyyy, It's the real thiiingg, it's the way it should beeeee, I'd like to buy the world a Coke but I'm too douche-baggyyyyyy."
Posted by Seaman Bodine II , May 31, 2009 10:50AM
wow - that's got reality TV written all over it
Posted by Mimi Chang , May 31, 2009 10:54AM
As GM goes, so goes the country. Which means we are officially toast.
http://business.theage.com.au/business/gm-closer-to-bankruptcy-but-holden-safe-20090531-broy.html
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 11:19AM
@49 is still looking for a summer internship...I mean summer associate position.
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 11:59AM
uhh! red slippers, red robe
red kitchen, red stove!
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 12:12PM
@49. Hey, go **** yourself.
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 12:13PM
wow these people think quite highly of themselves. As if the consequenses of their actions automatically effects the whole world. If you are theiving scumbag ponzi guy and you fool people for 30 years into investing billions, yes you will cause a great many people, severe financial issues as one person.
Just becuase you go to HBS doesnt mean you require an oath, we dont think that much of anyway. Frankly these days, taking an oath doesnt seem to matter much. Maybe HBS should teach the students to read the newspaper!
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 12:17PM
"The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed -- for lack of a better word -- is good.
Greed is right.
Greed works.
Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.
Greed, in all of its forms -- greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge -- has marked the upward surge of mankind.
And greed -- you mark my words -- will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
Gordon Gecko, Wall Street.
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 12:26PM
DOCKERS!
If your not wearing Dockers, you are just wearing pants.
What a group of assholes.
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 12:26PM
61
Do you also happen to dress like that as well? Touchy, pity you. Get some fucking style, or at least a semblance of a backbone. MBA students at top programs tend to be a bunch of terribly dressed cookie cutter grad students. Defensive cries of being an independent, enterprising spirit conforming to the status quo just for the moment are quaint and predictable, esp coming from a group of people all proud to be on their way to becoming members of the estabslihed and vaunted "executive with an MBA" club. If you're going to dress like a middle aged man while you're 27 just to fit in with the established set, then admit to it and admit you've got no style.
60
You don't have to be gay to appreciate the absurdity and irony of the image.
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 12:41PM
I don't know 79...that's a pretty gay response. Also kind of bitter sounding.
Second strike. Hang in there though.
Posted by Mimi Chang , May 31, 2009 12:47PM
Is the economy fucked? Totally. Rampant unemployment? For sure. Printing money like toilet paper? We specialize in it. What to do? Lets go see a PLAY!!http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0509/23122.html
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 12:52PM
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a watermark.
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 12:54PM
80, 79 here
Are you one of those uber homo-sensitive dudes who don't allow themselves to be anywhere near partially undressed guys in the gym locker room for fear their possible gayness might caress and wrap itself around you like a warm shawl on a wintry cold night?
A sense of irony does not necessarily equal homo. Watch some vintage Simpson's for a free lesson.
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 1:09PM
@81
First of all, are you suggesting that in the few hours Obama spent seeing a play with his wife he could've single-handedly ended the recession? (Maybe that lazy bastard should stop sleeping, too.)
Secondly, you do realize this is Dealbreaker, not Daily Kos, right? Kinda preachin' to the choir.
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 1:38PM
poli sci majors should sign this oath
Posted by Seaman Bodine II , May 31, 2009 1:39PM
obama - the world's most perfect limousine liberal
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 1:45PM
seaman most of your posts suck, i cracked a smile at 86
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 2:27PM
@84 i am not a mind reader but I think @81 was showing how serously hypocritical Obama is. How does he sit on camera and ask Americans to make sacrafices while he flys his plane EMPTY for $500,000 FOR A PHOTO SHOOT.
Then 6 weeks later he takes another $300,000 weekend to NYC. making our lives holy hell here with traffic.
All paid for by the tax payers! It is madening that the liberal press doesnt say SHIT about this crap. Obama goes on TV and tells his cabinet to make budget cuts then he does shit like this. say one thing and do another.
How many fire fighters, police, teachers etc...are losing their jobs and homes in CA and right here in NYC?
This is how Obama shows us he cares for the lil guy? I mean those people arent rich they, infact they probebely voted for him!
I wonder how long it takes for these dem assholes to realize how duped they were...its a sharade.
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 2:27PM
Can someone post a full list of the members of this organization? I want to make sure I know to delete their emails if they send a resume. Thanks.
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 2:31PM
I've never seen a bigger group of d-bags in my life.
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 2:35PM
@88
It's about time freepers learn how to spell.
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 2:57PM
@91 Your mom said i have trouble spelling too. She has trouble talking with my cock in her mouth so we are even...
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 2:58PM
i'd hit the blond bitch in the back row
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 3:03PM
@89
http://mbaoath.org/list-of-oath-signers/
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 3:20PM
@81,88 - Agree completely and don't know what is more pathetic -- that the msm didn't bother to report it or that sheeple aren't more outraged at his obvious hypocrisy.
And, like other R/D ex-Presidents, once he leaves the WH he surely won't be sharing any of his $15 m.+ a year income from speaking engagements with any of us, so it's great that at least we have the honor of paying for him to enjoy many of these tax free perks while in office.
It's futile to simply complain on a message board though -- write your politicians, come to a Libertarian meeting, stock up on lawn fertilizer like the rest of us who are pissed off.
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 3:30PM
@92, @95
Hey freeper, you are asking for a visit from a couple of men in dark suits wearing dark sunglasses and an earpiece. Or do you need the fertilizer to grow your lawn and use it as food?
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 3:31PM
@95- the msm didn't report it? are you a fucking moron?
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 3:53PM
So a group that flatters itself in the belief that they shall be taking the reins in a couple years wants to start telling everyone how well they lead? I like it. Someone print copies off and wait 10 years then begin giving them yearly assesments based on this gimmick.
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 3:55PM
Why politicize the goddamn issue? Here we are, poking fun at some misguided and dumb meatsacks and people like #95 go off on tangents about BS.
Concentrate, and don't lose focus. The objective here is ridicule the pathetic, naive and transparently shallow attempt to "be ethical and accountable" during the course of a financial career.
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 4:00PM
@98 what the fuck are you talking about?
1)If you are a Dem go pay your taxes and if you feel so strongly about Obama's plan and his weekend getaway and his photoshoot and the rest of it. Feel free to pay my taxes too.
2) If you are a repub see above and go join the Dems. They love sheep.
Posted by trojan , May 31, 2009 5:21PM
if you need to write an oath down, you might as well use your ass and TP. either you inherently believe in values or you don't. an oath changes nothing, unless its the blood kind.
aside: bess what happened to regulating on random ass posts that lack humor or any semblance of relevance? is 12,15, etc prepping to start a blog? i don't want a laissez faire DB lets see some intervention
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 5:27PM
@97 - Speaking of morons, and now that you brought it up, other than Politico where did it mention in the gushing lick-his-balls coverage on CNN, NBC, NY1, etc. how much this fucking joyride cost the taxpayers?
Don't tell me this pedantic shit doesn't matter 'cause it sure did when they pointed out how much McCain's Ferragmos or Palin's wardrobe cost -- even if it could have been argued that it was helping the fashion industry as the vomitatous msm pieces seemed to be spinning the dinner and a show story.
Now, back to our program ...
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 5:56PM
"Mad Money"
is hosted by Harvard grad, the one who always says "it's a bull market rally" even if it wasn't, known to Roubini as "Buffone" and embarrassed by Jon Stewart.
He is known for making bad calls.
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 6:24PM
Nice Patrick Bateman @82
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 6:24PM
@trojan-- perhaps bess has a life and isn't tied to DB 24/7?
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 7:02PM
"Why politicize the goddamn issue? Here we are, poking fun at some misguided and dumb meatsacks and people like #95 go off on tangents about BS.
Concentrate, and don't lose focus. The objective here is ridicule the pathetic, naive and transparently shallow attempt to "be ethical and accountable" during the course of a financial career. "
agreed!
Posted by Mimi Chang , May 31, 2009 8:15PM
Congratulations. You are now the proud owner of GM.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/05/31/gm-bankruptcy-plan-clears_n_209468.html
Good luck with it. Financing available by Bank of America, Citi, or every other bank you own. Insurance at AIG. You own that as well.
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 8:54PM
Ooooooo, baby, I am SOOO excited!!! Can I get me one of them Pontiac Aztecs with the Rally Fun Sport Pak? You know I am all about the fuel injection, so can I get me the optional gas tank, too?
-Maxine
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 9:00PM
So who will be hawking the Govt's stake in GM in a couple of years.....hmmm.
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 9:09PM
I love Weekend Dealbreaker!!!
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 9:38PM
I will levelset the table-steaks and orchestrate our core-competencies while transparently synergizing in an organic going-forward space.
Posted by Seaman Bodine II , May 31, 2009 9:54PM
@87
go cunnilingous yourself
Posted by KevinB , May 31, 2009 10:43PM
Over 100 posts, and no one has asked the important question?
Did they laminate the cards so they can all gather at their annual reunions, take the cards out, piss on them while laughing hysterically, and then clean them off so they can repeat the whole thing next year?
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 10:53PM
Have you guys heard about this yet?
"G.M. to Seek Bankruptcy and a New Start"
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/06/01/business/01auto.html?hp
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 11:25PM
Keep this useless card in you wallet beside the unused condom that you put there when you were 13.
Posted by guest , Jun 01, 2009 12:04AM
Who in the world would hire that douche-baggish-looking balding guy on the right? He seems so proud to be holding up his little card.
He's probably the MBA type to list "had annualized returns of 53% on a paper trading game" on his resume under "Extracurricular Activities."
Posted by guest , Jun 01, 2009 12:28AM
Dear Mimi Chang,
You do talk too much. Please, quiet down so that I may admire the elegant majesty of your silken body without the distractions of your ideas. It is simply impossible to assbang a chatterbox while looking out my top floor office window.
With tender and adoring regards,
Papi
Posted by wcburrs87 , Jun 01, 2009 6:49AM
That list is hilarious:
"David Gomez
University of Phoenix, MBA, 2009"
"Samir Schhan
Kazakhstan School of Business, 2009"
Posted by guest , Jun 01, 2009 7:40AM
So they're taking an oath to be a responsible human being? Genius
Posted by guest , Jun 01, 2009 9:04AM
you are making baby jesus cry
Posted by EvilBuzzard , Jun 01, 2009 9:22AM
Of course their frikking decisions are far-reaching, massive, yada-yada-yada. They got into HBS so that they could jam their cranks down the throats of others and demand that they pork-snorkle.
I think a more accurate description of the mentality would be this,...
"Conan, what is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and here the lamentations of their gender diversity quota!"
Posted by guest , Jun 01, 2009 9:49AM
Dear Mimi Chang,
Please sit back, relax, enjoy a nice warm cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP! No one gives a fuck over your little links. Beth Levin has all the dirt we need. No fuck off swampy.
Regards,
Bush
Posted by american bandersnatch , Jun 01, 2009 10:21AM
Seems like a good idea to me. I wouldn't know what to do without a handy printed list of ethical and moral princples to refer to.
Posted by guest , Jun 01, 2009 11:28AM
Okay, there is something a little silly about taking an oath to promise to be a good business person, but it can't hurt. Besides, it's better that the change come from within than from above. Another thing Harvard could do is make "The Power of Small" ( http://tinyurl.com/cmdxg6 ) required reading. Maybe if business people had taken a closer look at the details, we wouldn't have gotten into this mess.
Posted by guest , Jun 01, 2009 11:39AM
mimi chang ='s TGFD
Posted by HeadlessHorseman , Jun 01, 2009 11:51AM
Sometimes satire writes itself.
That said, now that I know that the fine folks over at HBS are diligently working on some sort of pocket-sized code of ethics...I feel much better.
Since this problem has clearly been solved, what's next?
Posted by guest , Jun 01, 2009 8:54PM
Honestly, here in Ohio we have fine MBA farms. We ply candidates with plenty of milk, butter, red meat, and daily lessons from the bible (you know the version). And I am proud to say, they have never needed to take an oath. Our graduates, when they do attain full emploiment in one of our find metal factories, have never found the opportunity to skirt their ethics whatsoever.
Posted by guest , Jun 01, 2009 10:14PM
God love you Bess.
Posted by guest , Jun 02, 2009 9:23AM
Re the story, give me a fucking break.
Posted by guest , Jun 02, 2009 9:25AM
@129- yup. pretty ridiculous. but what do you expect of HBS?
Posted by guest , Jun 03, 2009 10:23PM
My training class at JT Marlin took an oath not to screw customers unless the bond wasn't TRACE eligible.
- Fixed Income
Posted by guest , Jun 04, 2009 3:43PM
talk about a bunch of fucking downers, if you want to take an oath, become a priest or a doctor........
Posted by guest , Jun 05, 2009 1:18AM
is this the guy?
http://www.davidjgomez.com/mbadegree.htm
Posted by finflaneur , Jun 06, 2009 12:43AM
Inspired by this insipidness: http://www.thedailyblank.com/2009/06/mba-ethics-oath-gains-traction-with-promise-ring-crowd/