Picture 1289.pngSupposedly “the entire Merrill Lynch index desk” has left Bank of America to go work for Citadel (ship jumping characterized as “like going from the Titantic to the Lusitania” by our tipster. We would never put it like that). It is unclear whether or not they’re carpooling with their friends from the investment bank, also making the trek to Chi-town. Also unclear is whether or not Ken Lewis and Co will be throwing a similar fit to the one JPMorgan did over employees abandoning them for Ken Griffin (or if KL will take the “this is an act of war” letter-writing approach, or if he’ll just be too drunk to notice).

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Comments (28)

  1. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 11:15 AM

    Dear Bess, where have you been this morn? Late night with Nouriel, last night?

  2. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 11:16 AM

    Are Mozilo and Thain going too? What about Stan O’Neal?

  3. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 11:17 AM

    @1 – that’s sexist.

  4. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 11:19 AM

    @2- yes

  5. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 11:19 AM

    I thought everyone was leaving for Jefferies?

  6. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 11:20 AM

    @3 sorry. and i meant nothing lascivious either. just reference to roubini’s partying with young nubiles, in an economic sense.

  7. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 11:24 AM

    I hate when people say “chi-town”

  8. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 11:27 AM

    Chicago* > New York > Beirut> Hell > Charlotte
    *Chi-NY is close

  9. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 11:28 AM

    @8 – oooh. Burn.

  10. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 11:29 AM

    @7- is that you ken?

  11. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 11:31 AM

    So does this mean I can get a job at ML(BAC) now…I’d like to get paid to fail.

  12. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 11:37 AM

    Serious question. What kind of $ do you think a managing director at Citadel makes. OBVIOUSLY there is a range is wide as michelles hole, but i’d like some sort of idea

  13. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 11:45 AM

    @10 I am Ken’s mistress

  14. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 11:46 AM

    @12- A LOT, though not as much as you would when the firm wasn’t down 55 percent for the year.

  15. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 11:48 AM

    where do all the boone’s farm jokes come from? Can somebody link me?

  16. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 11:52 AM

    War of the Ken’s!

  17. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 11:54 AM

    @12 et. al., wht’s with the vitriol for MO? You know she’s hotter than any 1st lady in recent history. I know that ain’t really sayin’ shit, however.

  18. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 11:57 AM

    @17
    she looks like aunt esther from sanford and son

  19. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 12:07 PM

    I’d do her several, several times.
    -Jack “I’m no schoolboy but I know what I like” Cafferty

  20. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 12:09 PM

    @15- the mind of bess levin.

  21. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 12:10 PM

    go get’em ken. you’re a tiger.

  22. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 12:24 PM

    this ain’t the first time citadel raided ML (they once took the entire data warehouse team from research!) and there was a JPM-style call back then too.

  23. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 12:25 PM

    You sure these guys didn’t get “RIF’ed “yesterday?

  24. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 1:39 PM

    The index desk…which asset class?

  25. Posted by EvilBuzzard | May 1, 2009 at 3:28 PM

    What does Citadel have that MS doesn’t? Uncapped compensation?

  26. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 4:50 PM

    an office that’s not in times square, for one

  27. Posted by blndebnker | May 1, 2009 at 5:32 PM

    Okay not to be a huge tool about it, but inform your tipster that the correct analogy would have been like the exodus from the Titanic to the Carpathia.

  28. Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 7:40 PM

    Uh… I think that the original analogy is correct. per wikipedia: “The Lusitania… (was considered) to be the second most famous civilian passenger liner disaster after the sinking of the Titanic.”
    You might have to think about it for a minute.

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