Here at Dealbreaker we’ve been taking careful note of the various ways in which the wives of formerly successful financial services hacks have been forced to demean themselves due to unprecedented market volatility. Flying commercial over private. Wearing J. Crew. Performing A2M without even the possibility of it resulting in a trip to the ATM. Now Cityfile reports the disease has spread to these ladies’ mode of transport. The wife of Gary Reback, the ex-Bear trader suing JPMorgan for the $2 million bonus and $1.1 million severance package he believes is owed to him has reportedly been spotted around town not in her old Mercedes G-class SUV, but the Honda Pilot the essentially destitute couple traded it in for.* And she’s not alone. “They’re not the only ones,” a tipster told Cityfile. “For the wives of unemployed bankers in Westchester, the Honda Pilot is the new ‘It’ car.”
*As if being married to a gay dog toting husband wasn’t punishment enough.
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The Pilot is an “it” car no matter who you are.
thanks Honda rep @1
Honda Pilot is the new hara-kiri
sucks to be a westchester wife!
–fairfield county wife
Another reason to hate the evil bankers: They’re not buying “American!”
This couldn’t happen to a “nicer” guy. I hope he’s left sitting on a pile of broken pottery using a shard to scrape open the boils inflicting every square inch of his scrawny bod……
You are better off on a bicycle, at least you can fake being a enviro-wacko.
What’s a Pilot?
- Herkimer County Wife
if these ladies need a ride I’m here to help.
–dick fuld
These f*ckers should be buying American!
@3
That works on so many levels. FTW!
These people are really desperate. Why didn’t they get an Acura RDX instead?
Too Gung; Didn’t Ho!
Love the A2M/ATM call back Bess, well played my dear.
I never understood buying a new car and having a car payment, especially in the city. I don’t care who you are. Between the $700 car payment, and valet fees, and monthly parking fees, it’s cheaper just to hire a driver.
#7 FTW!
And maintenance, and insurance, and property taxes, don’t forget about all that.
Cheaper to get a driver!
@15- we’re talking about westchester, not the city.
A vintage pinto is the new killing it.
Too Gung; Didn’t Ho!
Family should be off limits… this is just plain wrong
Pilots the new “it’ car?? Snort!
Fiat/Chrysler’s Qubo, now that’s the IT ride to park in the driveway in order to convince the next AIG anti-bonus lynch mob not to stop the bus in front of the house:
http://www.fiat.com/cgi-bin/pbrand.dll/FIAT_COM/showroom/showroom.jsp?BV_SessionID=@@@@0063224696.1242156346@@@@&BV_EngineID=cccgadeheigdhjjcefecejgdfkhdfjh.0&modelKey=300
Pfluger
My vote is for the old Jeep with wood panelling. At least then you can use the whole “luxury cars are ostentatious” excuse to hide your cheapness. WASPs have been getting away with that one for years
OK, I’ve had enough and I am not going to take it anymore….
As a life long Scarsdale resident things are getting out of hand with these Scarsdale nouveau riche/arriveste Wives:
1-The Psycho Scarsdale wife who abandoned her kids
2-The $12 million in Gold Bars stealing Scarsdale wife (of Cantor Fitz Husband)
3-The DWI Wife, who shows up drunk to pick up kids
4-And now a Honda buying beard of a closeted tinekerbell dog owning cry-baby
Folks if you want to live here and have a 75% shot at the Ivy via the free local school…then you have to abide by rules:
-No abusing kids
-No stealing large sums
-No drinking before schools out
-No Gayness
-No combo-outward greediness/miserliness
Above can ALL be broken if hot pussy is involved; but if your a dog no free pass.
In the old days, we had good ole fashioned scandals like the Scrsdale Diet Doctor being blown away for banging his scorching hot assistant…
Thanks & See you at the Fireworks at the Pool on the Fourth!
I’d like to give Margaret Brennan a thorough lesson in Greek history.
they bought japanese because they are going to kamikaze into GS HQ.
@21- er, what?
@24 Can the scum from Hartsdale come shit in your pool? I’ll have a burrito before turning up.
a little touchy #6… sounds like you couldn’t cut it and reback fired you.
What’s a car payment
@21 Lighten up, Francis!
The dude is a Mo and the wife a slut….what can you do!?
@31 you’re an idiot.. 21 is right.. stop being such a dbag and move on
@31… stop hiding behind the blog and i’ll show you what i can do
just a guess but #31 sounds like another punk kid who got a job because of his daddy and reback had to squash his dream because he was a moron…
#31, what’s wrong? couldn’t figure out how to calculate the P&L and still hold a grudge?
@31… you are the typical bitter P&L guy. it’s hard sucking at life.
@36.. what are you a world of warcraft geek? WTF is ROTFLMAO?!?! loser.. just end it
@36… ROTFLMAO? you serious? that’s why traders hate you, bc you’re a loser. stay in research
What’s the problem with a Honda Pilot?
@34 Didn’t Gary do that for his own son?
@34 Didn’t Gary do that for his own son?
Ah, what’s A2M?
TOGFD
@43
You’d know if you weren’t from Delaware.
Dead Guy From Delaware
@43
I take pity on you:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=a2m
Dead Guy From Delaware
@44/45: OMG! That is so gross. We don’t do that down here. What nice girl would want to do that? Geeeze!
TOGFD
Westchester wives and middle-class Indians both have nice tatas.
westcehster = west egg
greenwich = east egg