$$$ Citi jets for sale! [Cityfile]
$$$ Confidential to Christopher Meek: We read you were upset with the write-up we did of your program. And that upsets us! We get that since 99% of the time we're making fun of people, you probably assumed you were getting the same treatment, but you assumed incorrectly. In all seriousness we think you're doing a very nice thing for the people of Stamford, and, believe it or not, the headline "Goldman Sachs trader to the rescue" was completely sincere. Email us if you don't believe it. [Norwalk Advocate]
$$$ Little parody for your weekend. [Youtube]
$$$ After 93 Years, G.M. Shares Go Out on a Low Note [Dealbook]
$$$ Job of the Week: Bloomberg needs a senior loans analyst. That could be you. [DB Career Center]
Posted by guest , May 29, 2009 7:01PM
What does the senior loans analyst do?
-Maxine Waiters-
Posted by guest , May 29, 2009 7:09PM
the bankruptcy is near but GM is still in the Dow and S&P 500...
how many of you freaks are voting for GS to go into the Dow?
Mine as well remove Citi while they are making changes!!
http://moneyneversleepsblog.blogspot.com/2009/05/more-dow-debate-on-who-will-replace-gm.html
Posted by guest , May 29, 2009 7:13PM
Get real, Bess. You and EP couldn't be sincere if you shaved your heads and joined the Hare Krishnas. Your dyed-in-the-wool cynicism and snark is what draws people here. Be proud of who you are!
Furthermore, even if you were uncharacteristically sincere, your commenters would still chime in true to character: 50% would claim it's all an Obama plot; 50% would say it's all Bush's fault; and 50% would say they're pounding their secretary/your mother/Lobsterclops/Dick Cheney/Tim Geithner in the ass.* Jesus Christ Himself would have folded up his tent and gone back to Bethlehem if he had read about his exploits in Dealbreaker.
*And yes, my math is correct. I checked.
Posted by guest , May 29, 2009 7:43PM
Mr. Meek we are not laughing at you, we are laughing with you!!!! Wazzzzup with confidence issues?
Posted by guest , May 29, 2009 7:51PM
@3, cheers to honesty.
tgfthecity
Posted by trojan , May 29, 2009 8:08PM
@3
i miss the halycon Mayo days.
these past few months have been rough on everybody, especially the guests of the world.
Posted by guest , May 29, 2009 9:15PM
6
The link to the Shamwow parody is implied approval for the proletariat to resume shamwow-ing and mayo-ing with nerdy, unselfconscious abandon.
Posted by guest , May 29, 2009 10:31PM
@7
EP & Bess only have themselves to blame.
Release The Lycans!
Posted by guest , May 31, 2009 2:49PM
Looks like some big shorty got whacked at the closing of Friday. Lots of blood on the floor.