Listen ladies, it’s a beautiful day and I don’t want to be here anymore than you do. I gave you Charlie Gasparino’s vagina, now you give me something. I want you to take three to watch this clip, get off book and then go recite the monologue that just might get you the career advancement you’ve been looking for to someone higher on the food chain, without warning or explanation. Then walk out of the room or bathroom stall you kicked open to get the job done, and tell me how it went.

For those of you slow on the uptake, the lines I’m talking about are this:

You stupid fucking cunt. You, I’m talking to you shithead. You just cost me six thousand dollars. What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do about it…asshole? Who ever told you that you could work with MEN? I don’t care whose nephew you are or whose dick you’re sucking on. You’re done….you fairy!

What’s in it for you? Get a load of these:


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That’s right, these bad boys were delivered to the Dealbreaker office this week and they can be yours, if you’re willing to man up and have some fun for my personal amusement. Get cracking.

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Comments (42)

  1. Posted by guest | May 8, 2009 at 12:04 PM

    sweet crocks

  2. Posted by guest | May 8, 2009 at 12:08 PM

    you fairy!

  3. Posted by guest | May 8, 2009 at 12:09 PM

    Do those pricetags say $3.99 or $13.99?

  4. Posted by Anal_yst | May 8, 2009 at 12:09 PM

    Nothing says “Ballin’” like some knockoff benjy’ Crox…

  5. Posted by guest | May 8, 2009 at 12:10 PM

    If they’re from A$ne$$ they’re probably laced with poison and a fast acting explosive. Never accept gifts from strangers delivered from Greenwich.
    Just Sayin’

  6. Posted by guest | May 8, 2009 at 12:10 PM

    @anal_yst– how many pairs do you own?

  7. Posted by guest | May 8, 2009 at 12:11 PM

    They fell off the back of a truck. You gotta problem w/dat??

  8. Posted by guest | May 8, 2009 at 12:12 PM

    Crocs are for closers!

  9. Posted by guest | May 8, 2009 at 12:12 PM

    I’m pretty sure that in the UK you can’t take the queens currency in vain. What am I missing ?

  10. Posted by guest | May 8, 2009 at 12:13 PM

    How do I get a pair?
    Comfortably Smug

  11. Posted by miami | May 8, 2009 at 12:13 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir8Y4iFrWk8
    Mets just cost Harvey a lot more than $6k.

  12. Posted by guest | May 8, 2009 at 12:14 PM

    you can keep the Crox but what do you want for that shiny metal basket?

  13. Posted by guest | May 8, 2009 at 12:14 PM

    last nights 30 rock…..’THATS A DEALBREAKER LADIES’
    AN OBVIOUS REFERENCE !

  14. Posted by guest | May 8, 2009 at 12:16 PM

    Fuck the machine.

  15. Posted by guest | May 8, 2009 at 12:19 PM

    the added value of shouting “you just cost me six thousand dollars” at steve cohen is that the sum, sizable when this movie came out, will make you look nuts.

  16. Posted by guest | May 8, 2009 at 12:20 PM

    they give those crocks out with the fleeces at SAC.

  17. Posted by guest | May 8, 2009 at 12:25 PM

    @8
    well played, well played

  18. Posted by guest | May 8, 2009 at 12:26 PM

    @8 ftw

  19. Posted by guest | May 8, 2009 at 12:28 PM

    SC is actually wearing those exact crocs today.

  20. Posted by Anal_yst | May 8, 2009 at 12:32 PM

    @6
    Who the f*ck do you think sent them, champ?
    @9
    Apparently you’re missing that those are “USD’s” and that DB HQ is not in the UK.

  21. Posted by guest | May 8, 2009 at 12:41 PM

    I want those crocks so fucking badly.

  22. Posted by guest | May 8, 2009 at 12:43 PM

    Same here.
    – Ken Lewis

  23. Posted by guest | May 8, 2009 at 12:44 PM

    remember when CROX was at $70…THAT WAS AWESOMETOWN

  24. Posted by guest | May 8, 2009 at 12:46 PM

    @25- i think this version is the pop they’ve been looking for.

  25. Posted by guest | May 8, 2009 at 12:48 PM
  26. Posted by guest | May 8, 2009 at 12:51 PM

    got’em from chinatown? what’s behind? cellphone knockoffs?

  27. Posted by guest | May 8, 2009 at 1:02 PM

    @27- that site’s been out for over six months. Care to introduce the crowd to netflix while you’re at it?

  28. Posted by Investorcluzo | May 8, 2009 at 1:08 PM

    for a pair of crox today, I will give you some tarp funded spirit points on tuesday…

  29. Posted by guest | May 8, 2009 at 1:11 PM

    We’ll trade you our Sarah Palin wall calendar for a pair of size 9s (women’s) — Your friends at FinalSoulutions

  30. Posted by merkin capital partners | May 8, 2009 at 1:11 PM

    Always be cobbling.

  31. Posted by guest | May 8, 2009 at 1:21 PM

    At first glance, they appeared to be urinal screens. Does that mean that subconsiously, I am thinking about pissing on money? Short the dollar!

  32. Posted by guest | May 8, 2009 at 2:03 PM

    Bess, I thought you were going to make Fridays “Work-remotely-from-Ulysses Fridays”– why are you still in the office?

  33. Posted by guest | May 8, 2009 at 2:27 PM

    Lemme buy ya a pack a’ crocs…teach ya howta walk in ‘em.

  34. Posted by guest | May 8, 2009 at 3:09 PM
  35. Posted by guest | May 8, 2009 at 3:26 PM

    Im eating her crumb cake…/How was it?/From the store./Fuck her…

  36. Posted by guest | May 8, 2009 at 3:27 PM

    @37- come again?

  37. Posted by Bess Levin | May 8, 2009 at 3:29 PM

    @34- “why are you still in the office?”
    I’m not.

  38. Posted by guest | May 8, 2009 at 3:35 PM

    It went great. The receptionist is in tears, though.
    Let me know when I can expect my Crocs.
    - Erin Burnett’s Booty Call

  39. Posted by Bess Levin | May 8, 2009 at 3:41 PM

    @40- Congratulations, you are the only real man left on Wall Street. Get in touch and those Crocs are yours.

  40. Posted by miami | May 8, 2009 at 3:46 PM

    40 – Applause.

  41. Posted by guest | May 8, 2009 at 3:59 PM

    @38 rent the movie

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