I'll be bringing you the entirety of Charlie Gasparino's answers to your questions this shortly. To tide you over 'til then, there's brief footage of the meal after the jump, and, in response to the query, "Is his right wrist bigger/more muscular than his left, as a result of repetitive jacking," CG said this: "They're the same size, because it takes two hands. You need a firm grip. Write that down."
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Posted by Bess Levin, Jun 25, 2009, 12:38pm
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Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 12:42PM
Charlie Gasparino: masturbating with two hands since 1955.
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 12:44PM
Bess you tease!
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 12:47PM
did you sleep with the fishes?
Posted by Investorcluzo , Jun 25, 2009 12:47PM
"...Write that down."
bess, what other "requests" did CG make last night to which you complied?
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 12:48PM
YES YES YES
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 12:48PM
Mustang Sally never came home last night.
SPODE
Posted by merkin capital partners , Jun 25, 2009 12:49PM
dead on this day, Farrah Fawcett
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 12:50PM
WHO IS BESS LEVIN? Where can i find a pic?
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 12:51PM
Blondie has left the building. The hearing is worthless now.
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 12:51PM
Bess is locked in a basement somewhere, Charlie is posting under her name.
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 12:53PM
Wow. You got cub reporting lessons from a legend; A LEGEND.
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 12:54PM
Did you call him on it? What kind of a "reporter" (his term) are you?
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 12:56PM
on other blogs they are reporting that farrach Fawcett has died. Is this true?
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 12:57PM
Two hands, eh? Is that why his friend (who happens to own a club for the gays) tagged along?
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 12:57PM
I never went down..you never got me down.
-Bess
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 12:57PM
I never went down..you never got me down.
-Bess
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 12:58PM
I never went down..you never got me down.
-Bess
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 12:58PM
I'll bet the outtakes from those "I Am CNBC" spots are pretty funny.
Charlie: "I was a gold gloves runner up ... I use boxing gloves (both) to beat off"
Producer: CUT!
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 1:00PM
@9. I'm confident that was Bess.
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 1:01PM
@18... he was never a runner-up, just said golden gloves 'prospect', which we all are because ANYONE can enter the golden gloves... not like they scout people out and ask them to join the tournament
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 1:04PM
Free Bess Levin!
Free Bess Levin!
You let her go, you prosciutto eating son of a bitch!
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 1:04PM
@13-- go back to tmz.com
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 1:14PM
@18 Duly noted.
Correction:
Charlie: "I was a gold gloves prospect ... I tape my fists before beating off."
Producer: CUT!
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 1:21PM
CNBC Intern: "CNBC promotions "I Am CNBC" Take 42":
CG: "I've had to beat off a lot of other reporters to get the scoops I..."
Director: "CUT!!!"
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 1:24PM
@23/24 ftw
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 1:25PM
I wonder what his fight record was... all boxers are required to have a book of recorded fights (somebody could probably gain access to this, assuming it even exists).
Posted by merkin capital partners , Jun 25, 2009 1:34PM
he's pissed Jane Wells stole his "soft spot for the american flag" line.
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 1:34PM
Did he eat what he killed?
Unfortunately, your survival was the answer.
Posted by EvilBuzzard , Jun 25, 2009 1:36PM
"Is his right wrist bigger/more muscular than his left, as a result of repetitive jacking,"
Why yes, it is. And if fact, his shoulders are no longer even and his elbow permanently inclines at a wierd angle of attack, and he needs to go have Lasik done soon.
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 1:40PM
Was he good after dinner, I mean in the motel room?
Posted by american bandersnatch , Jun 25, 2009 1:45PM
You know who's hands they remind me of? - Ray McKigneyigney. The most exquisite hands you've ever seen.. Oh, he had it all.
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 1:45PM
Charlie: "After school I trained at the corner butcher shop in the freezer section, alone. Nobody beats my meat."
Director: "CUT!"
SPODE
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 1:45PM
Any updates on Bess' cans and dumper? If only Charlie was literate enough to write, it'd probably be posted on his myspace page
Posted by NAS Keflavik boi , Jun 25, 2009 1:47PM
is it true he only got the gig at CNBC on account he's got an old video (Betamax, natch)of him and his friends running a train on Maria B. in the back seat of a Cadillac Coupe d'Elegance parked outside the Golden Dove in Bay Ridge???
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 1:47PM
@ 8 - She looks a lot like Kate Bosworth.
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 1:50PM
Charlie: "Rosy Palm and her...."
Director: "CUT!"
Dr. Phil
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 1:51PM
@34 i have it on good authority that part of that story is true. the only thing is that it was not outside the Golden Dove, it was actually behind the dumpsters of a White Castle
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 1:52PM
@36 keep going
Posted by NAS Keflavik boi , Jun 25, 2009 1:52PM
Director: That's IT! You don't get to do a spot.
Charlie: AWWW, cmon. lemme take a whack at it -- I got plenty of practice wha
Director: CUT!!!
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 1:53PM
@37- This is true my friend.
-Harold and Kumar
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 1:56PM
Charlie shoulda quit while he was making up stories as a cub reporter for the Bond Buyer in the 1990s. He was funnier then.
Two hands required because he likes his thumb deep in the rectum.
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 2:03PM
Charlie G coulda been a conten-duh!
Now, all he gots is his ugly mug, his 5 -o clock shadow, and all-o-dem friends in Queens. No wonder he's a two hander.
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 2:04PM
Charlie: "My favorite little Rascal was...."
Director: "CUT!"
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 2:07PM
CNBC Intern: "CNBC promotions "I Am CNBC" Take 54":
CG: "I have industry contacts that constantly jerk me off..."
Director: "CUT!!!"
Posted by EvilBuzzard , Jun 25, 2009 2:07PM
@39 - He wanted to work as a beat reporter - but one day he just couldn't get up for a deadline!
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 2:14PM
@8 here you go:
http://equityprivate.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/08/bess.jpg
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 2:15PM
"I Am CNBC" Take 62:
CG: "I enjoy the musky scent of my own grundle..."
Director: "CUT!!!"
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 2:22PM
Dear Mr. Gasparino,
My name is Timmy Walters. I am 10 years old. I want to be on TV just like you. You are a good newsperson. How can I be like you?
Your Fan,
Timmy Walters
________________________________________
Dear Timmy,
Let me tell you somethin'. You wanna be on TV? TV's like bein' a pig on a fuckin' spit. You don't wanna be on TV. These mooks, these mook jerk-offs with their little comments, this and that and the other, they come walkin' up to you, tellin' you how you gotta be on air. All the time I've gotta hear it from these pansy rat bastards. You don't wanna be on TV. You don't wanna be on TV. Capeesh?
-Charlie
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 2:23PM
CNBC Intern: "CNBC promotions "I Am CNBC", Take 82":
CG: "When hunting big game or a writing a big story, you have to exhale and squeeze one off so that.....
Director: "CUT!!!"
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 2:32PM
CNBC Intern: "CNBC promotions "I Am CNBC", Take 82":
CG: "When it comes to writing I like Hemingway, Hunter Thompson and Mario Puzo. For sports, I'm a big fan of the Yanks...
Director: "CUT!!!"
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 2:36PM
34!
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 3:00PM
@ 46 is that for real??! Hot damn.
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 3:06PM
No way that's BL. No way!
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 3:15PM
BL sure looks alot like Natalie Portman in that pic...
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 3:17PM
@8, scroll all the way to the bottom. She has plastic wayfairers on...
http://guestofaguest.com/category/nyc-new-years-eve/
PS...are people still buying that KB joke?
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 3:27PM
@55 that pic makes her look like she has a mullet...
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 3:30PM
@55. No way she looks like that. I picture someone who looks more like A. Jospeh Cohen
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 3:34PM
@55/56, @55 here...
I think she looks pretty hot there, and guestofaguest said its her, so it must be true...
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 4:14PM
@46, that's just a picture of Kate Bosworth.
Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2009 4:15PM
@ 46, that is in fact a picture of Kate Bosworth.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 11:16AM
@46 That's Bess in her cameo from Superman Returns