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Andrew, who reportedly fell to the floor, sobbing, when his father broke the news in his kitchen on Dec. 10, has called the Ponzi scheme “a father-son betrayal of biblical proportions” and claims that he and his brother were blindsided by the news. After his father broke the news–and after he presumably got up off the kitchen floor–a near-catatonic Andrew went right to bed, without even taking off his coat or crotchfish, and stayed there for four hours, completely still. Since his father went to jail, his mood has brightened some, according to his friend Alexandra Lebenthal.
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Andrew Madoff – future David Carradine
WTF is a crotchfish?
Have the Madoff kids started a philanthropy or cause to at least look like they care about people? Or working the victim angle as long as they possibly can?
Have the Madoff kids started a philanthropy or cause to at least look like they care about people? Or working the victim angle as long as they possibly can?
Have the Madoff kids started a philanthropy or cause to at least look like they care about people? Or working the victim angle as long as they possibly can?
@3 Apparently it’s the latter, but they’ll have to change it up soon:
Jeff Wilpon, the son of Mets owner Fred Wilpon, remains friends with Mark, although Vanity Fair says he has tired of his self-pity.
Can someone please explain the rope around the neck and testies thing?
Elaine: Whoa. What is the matter?
Jerry: It’s Patty.
Elaine: Jerry, you break up with a girl every week.
Jerry: (Crying) What–what is this salty discharge?
Elaine: Oh my God. You’re crying.
Jerry: This is horrible! I care!
@7 Ken, This is something the probably do a lot of in Charlotte. Down a few Boones and ask around at your nearest bar.
After laying on his bed for four hours, Andrew got up, called his brother and told him they needed to hire a p.r. rep a.s.a.p. so they called George Sard because he kept Dick Fuld from being lynched.
Now everyone thinks Andrew and Mark are whiney crybabies which is much better than everyone thinking they helped cheat widows and orphans out of their life savings.
#7 – its an old Shaolin meditation technique.
seriously, what is a crotchfish?
Does L.L. Bean sell crotchfishes?
It’s something you wear if you’re worried about sleeping with the fishes.
Yo, when they brought you in here and booked you, you was crying like a pussy.
YA!
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Aww… poor little rich boy
Andy; always has been and still is a wus
Andy= always has been and still is a wus
Andy= always has been and still is a wus
Crotchfish is what you accidentally catch when you’re shrimpin’
Andy Madoff Cries Like A Fish
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