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Andrew, who reportedly fell to the floor, sobbing, when his father broke the news in his kitchen on Dec. 10, has called the Ponzi scheme “a father-son betrayal of biblical proportions” and claims that he and his brother were blindsided by the news. After his father broke the news–and after he presumably got up off the kitchen floor–a near-catatonic Andrew went right to bed, without even taking off his coat or crotchfish, and stayed there for four hours, completely still. Since his father went to jail, his mood has brightened some, according to his friend Alexandra Lebenthal.

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Comments (22)

  1. Posted by guest | June 5, 2009 at 2:12 PM

    Andrew Madoff – future David Carradine

  2. Posted by guest | June 5, 2009 at 2:12 PM

    WTF is a crotchfish?

  3. Posted by guest | June 5, 2009 at 2:16 PM

    Have the Madoff kids started a philanthropy or cause to at least look like they care about people? Or working the victim angle as long as they possibly can?

  4. Posted by guest | June 5, 2009 at 2:18 PM

    Have the Madoff kids started a philanthropy or cause to at least look like they care about people? Or working the victim angle as long as they possibly can?

  5. Posted by guest | June 5, 2009 at 2:19 PM

    Have the Madoff kids started a philanthropy or cause to at least look like they care about people? Or working the victim angle as long as they possibly can?

  6. Posted by BSD | June 5, 2009 at 2:19 PM

    @3 Apparently it’s the latter, but they’ll have to change it up soon:
    Jeff Wilpon, the son of Mets owner Fred Wilpon, remains friends with Mark, although Vanity Fair says he has tired of his self-pity.

  7. Posted by guest | June 5, 2009 at 2:22 PM

    Can someone please explain the rope around the neck and testies thing?

  8. Posted by guest | June 5, 2009 at 2:23 PM

    Elaine: Whoa. What is the matter?
    Jerry: It’s Patty.
    Elaine: Jerry, you break up with a girl every week.
    Jerry: (Crying) What–what is this salty discharge?
    Elaine: Oh my God. You’re crying.
    Jerry: This is horrible! I care!

  9. Posted by guest | June 5, 2009 at 2:29 PM

    @7 Ken, This is something the probably do a lot of in Charlotte. Down a few Boones and ask around at your nearest bar.

  10. Posted by guest | June 5, 2009 at 2:40 PM

    After laying on his bed for four hours, Andrew got up, called his brother and told him they needed to hire a p.r. rep a.s.a.p. so they called George Sard because he kept Dick Fuld from being lynched.
    Now everyone thinks Andrew and Mark are whiney crybabies which is much better than everyone thinking they helped cheat widows and orphans out of their life savings.

  11. Posted by guest | June 5, 2009 at 2:51 PM

    #7 – its an old Shaolin meditation technique.

  12. Posted by guest | June 5, 2009 at 3:01 PM

    seriously, what is a crotchfish?

  13. Posted by guest | June 5, 2009 at 3:23 PM

    Does L.L. Bean sell crotchfishes?

  14. Posted by american bandersnatch | June 5, 2009 at 3:30 PM

    It’s something you wear if you’re worried about sleeping with the fishes.

  15. Posted by guest | June 5, 2009 at 3:42 PM

    Yo, when they brought you in here and booked you, you was crying like a pussy.
    YA!
    -Nominate me

  16. Posted by guest | June 5, 2009 at 4:27 PM

    Aww… poor little rich boy

  17. Posted by guest | June 5, 2009 at 10:54 PM

    Andy; always has been and still is a wus

  18. Posted by guest | June 5, 2009 at 10:54 PM

    Andy= always has been and still is a wus

  19. Posted by guest | June 5, 2009 at 10:55 PM

    Andy= always has been and still is a wus

  20. Posted by guest | June 7, 2009 at 9:40 PM

    Crotchfish is what you accidentally catch when you’re shrimpin’

  21. Posted by Marble Repair | February 15, 2011 at 10:53 AM

    Andy Madoff Cries Like A Fish

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