Which is presumably why the bank (allegedly) offered female ex-Merrill Lynch brokers lower retention bonuses than their male counterparts, which the girls have taken issue with, and filed suit over today. On the bright side, and I think this is the point Ken Lewis should stress, it means not every last cent of taxpayer money was being blown on getting employees to stick it out.

Comments (38)

  1. Posted by guest | June 25, 2009 at 2:34 PM

    What a bunch of dicks!

  2. Posted by guest | June 25, 2009 at 2:36 PM

    How may ex-Merrill Lynch female brokers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

  3. Posted by guest | June 25, 2009 at 2:43 PM

    @2 That’s not funny!

  4. Posted by guest | June 25, 2009 at 2:44 PM

    Now, there’s a claim that’s not subject to arbitration.
    Kenny, prepare to declare a MAC.

  5. Posted by guest | June 25, 2009 at 2:47 PM

    (It’s a very simple task, so…) None. “It’s a man’s job.”

  6. Posted by guest | June 25, 2009 at 2:48 PM

    Three: one to take out the old one, one to sweep up the broken glass and
    another to phone her boyfriend to put the new one in.

  7. Posted by guest | June 25, 2009 at 2:50 PM

    You don’t pay women to stay, you pay them to leave!
    -Ken Lewis

  8. Posted by guest | June 25, 2009 at 2:54 PM

    bros before hos

  9. Posted by american bandersnatch | June 25, 2009 at 2:56 PM

    Maybe they get lower bonuses because they have a brain a third the size of a man’s. That’s science.

  10. Posted by guest | June 25, 2009 at 2:58 PM

    ive never met a woman with a BSD

  11. Posted by guest | June 25, 2009 at 3:01 PM

    10,
    You obviously don’t watch porno.
    -Ace “Oh, Oh, Oh it’s Magic” Greenberg

  12. Posted by guest | June 25, 2009 at 3:04 PM

    I’m OK with this.
    L. Summers

  13. Posted by guest | June 25, 2009 at 3:04 PM

    motorboat those bitches

  14. Posted by EvilBuzzard | June 25, 2009 at 3:07 PM

    Invest your money with The He-Man Woman Haters Club Today!

  15. Posted by guest | June 25, 2009 at 3:07 PM

    take one for the team bitches, or alternatively get taken by the whole team.

  16. Posted by guest | June 25, 2009 at 3:09 PM

    @AB nice

  17. Posted by guest | June 25, 2009 at 3:13 PM

    This is exactly WHY it makes good business sense to hire women. They cost 10% less for the same work.

  18. Posted by guest | June 25, 2009 at 3:25 PM

    Women blow.
    I swear to christ.
    How the effe does a pure performance based retention bonus get construed as sexism? I have been there less than 10 years, I’m a good performer. Received a retention, but it wasn’t as good as the retention that someone who is a good performer who has been there for 20 years.
    Should I sue for ageism?

  19. Posted by guest | June 25, 2009 at 3:47 PM

    Should be about 30% less.

  20. Posted by guest | June 25, 2009 at 4:15 PM

    @17 don’t think you factored in the cost of tampon dispensers in the ladies rooms

  21. Posted by guest | June 25, 2009 at 4:20 PM

    @17 don’t think you factored in the costs of tampon dispensers in the ladies rooms

  22. Posted by american bandersnatch | June 25, 2009 at 4:29 PM

    @16 – Don’t get me wrong, I love the ladies, but they don’t belong in banking.

  23. Posted by guest | June 25, 2009 at 5:10 PM

    Dear Mr. Bandersnatch, womens’ brains are not 1/3 the size of men’s, they are smaller, but as in the computer chip world, smaller just means more efficient, faster, and just plain better and smarter!!!!! Plus our brains aren’t ruled by our vaginas like men’s being ruled by their dicks.

  24. Posted by guest | June 25, 2009 at 5:31 PM

    meow

  25. Posted by american bandersnatch | June 25, 2009 at 5:44 PM

    @23 – Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?

  26. Posted by guest | June 25, 2009 at 5:51 PM

    @25 Giddy-up. Bet she’s on the rag. Not to mention fat. Eat another whole ham 23.

  27. Posted by guest | June 25, 2009 at 5:55 PM

    Will somone please push that beached whale 23 back into the water. Where’s Costanza??

  28. Posted by guest | June 25, 2009 at 5:57 PM

    @25 AB,
    You are not a man. You are a big fat joke.
    Love (72% sure of it),
    V

  29. Posted by guest | June 25, 2009 at 5:58 PM

    I guarantee that 23 has small tits and genital warts. Anybody want in on this action?

  30. Posted by guest | June 25, 2009 at 6:02 PM

    @23 go douche you fat pig

  31. Posted by guest | June 25, 2009 at 6:10 PM

    Lay off 23. She is still dealing with being molested by her father, brother, uncle, and high school shot put coach.

  32. Posted by guest | June 25, 2009 at 6:14 PM

    @23 I think your ovarian cysts are affecting your logic. Stupid whore!

  33. Posted by guest | June 25, 2009 at 6:23 PM
  34. Posted by guest | June 25, 2009 at 6:24 PM

    @23 Is your yeast infection making you actually believe that shit.

  35. Posted by guest | June 25, 2009 at 10:21 PM

    @ 22- Why don’t women belong in banking?

  36. Posted by guest | June 25, 2009 at 10:23 PM

    @9- Hate to break it to you but, women are smarter then men

  37. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 6:15 AM

    @35,@36, et al clueless posters.
    Are you so lacking in male companionship that you’ve never been forced to watch Anchorman 7,000 times?
    Way to kill a thread you clueless lesbians/celibates.
    -Just another girl (sorry, Womyn) cruising the DB comments.

  38. Posted by guest | June 26, 2009 at 7:14 AM

    @ 37- Ouch. But no, I am not looking for male companionship.
    Coremet Trading

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