Which is presumably why the bank (allegedly) offered female ex-Merrill Lynch brokers lower retention bonuses than their male counterparts, which the girls have taken issue with, and filed suit over today. On the bright side, and I think this is the point Ken Lewis should stress, it means not every last cent of taxpayer money was being blown on getting employees to stick it out.
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What a bunch of dicks!
How may ex-Merrill Lynch female brokers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
@2 That’s not funny!
Now, there’s a claim that’s not subject to arbitration.
Kenny, prepare to declare a MAC.
(It’s a very simple task, so…) None. “It’s a man’s job.”
Three: one to take out the old one, one to sweep up the broken glass and
another to phone her boyfriend to put the new one in.
You don’t pay women to stay, you pay them to leave!
-Ken Lewis
bros before hos
Maybe they get lower bonuses because they have a brain a third the size of a man’s. That’s science.
ive never met a woman with a BSD
10,
You obviously don’t watch porno.
-Ace “Oh, Oh, Oh it’s Magic” Greenberg
I’m OK with this.
L. Summers
motorboat those bitches
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take one for the team bitches, or alternatively get taken by the whole team.
@AB nice
This is exactly WHY it makes good business sense to hire women. They cost 10% less for the same work.
Women blow.
I swear to christ.
How the effe does a pure performance based retention bonus get construed as sexism? I have been there less than 10 years, I’m a good performer. Received a retention, but it wasn’t as good as the retention that someone who is a good performer who has been there for 20 years.
Should I sue for ageism?
Should be about 30% less.
@17 don’t think you factored in the cost of tampon dispensers in the ladies rooms
@17 don’t think you factored in the costs of tampon dispensers in the ladies rooms
@16 – Don’t get me wrong, I love the ladies, but they don’t belong in banking.
Dear Mr. Bandersnatch, womens’ brains are not 1/3 the size of men’s, they are smaller, but as in the computer chip world, smaller just means more efficient, faster, and just plain better and smarter!!!!! Plus our brains aren’t ruled by our vaginas like men’s being ruled by their dicks.
meow
@23 – Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?
@25 Giddy-up. Bet she’s on the rag. Not to mention fat. Eat another whole ham 23.
Will somone please push that beached whale 23 back into the water. Where’s Costanza??
@25 AB,
You are not a man. You are a big fat joke.
Love (72% sure of it),
V
I guarantee that 23 has small tits and genital warts. Anybody want in on this action?
@23 go douche you fat pig
Lay off 23. She is still dealing with being molested by her father, brother, uncle, and high school shot put coach.
@23 I think your ovarian cysts are affecting your logic. Stupid whore!
Dr. Dre got it right: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic7KH1PpbMY
@23 Is your yeast infection making you actually believe that shit.
@ 22- Why don’t women belong in banking?
@9- Hate to break it to you but, women are smarter then men
@35,@36, et al clueless posters.
Are you so lacking in male companionship that you’ve never been forced to watch Anchorman 7,000 times?
Way to kill a thread you clueless lesbians/celibates.
-Just another girl (sorry, Womyn) cruising the DB comments.
@ 37- Ouch. But no, I am not looking for male companionship.
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