Bernie Madoff has hurt a lot of people. He’s supposedly upset and apologetic over the pain he’s caused but let’s get real for two secs: he doesn’t give rat’s ass. He doesn’t know these people, he doesn’t care about them, he cannot stand Footlose and above all, buddy boy’s motto is “lookin’ out for number one.” According to witnesses at the courthouse, Ponzi-B didn’t seem that broken up when he was making his statement and there might’ve even been a gesture resembling a shrug while his victims, who he had his back to, were telling their stories. At this time, a lot of you are probably wondering what it’s gonna take to penetrate this guy. In advance of whatever Bubba’s got in store, we’re thinking we’ve got the answer. Obviously, we’re talking about Gary Busey, and obviously we’re talking about the fact that because of Bernie, The Buse was robbed.
No, GB wasn’t a Madoff investor, that we know of. What we do know is that today is The Buse’s 65th birthday and there’s has not been nearly as much talk and fanfare surrounding the event as there would’ve been had a certain fuckstick not stolen the limelight with his precious sentencing. While his handlers are probably happy G-Buse– who you should all note looks pretty fantastic for a crackhead his age– demonstrated remarkable restraint in not busting through the courthouse this morning, we do think a lap around the NYSE at the close would be in order, and perhaps a mention of the big day by Maria Bartiromo, Bob Pisani and whoever they happen to be chatting it up with at the time.* And tributes from all of you. For those in need of inspiration:
*Confidential to MB: I actually really want this and am not joking. Do it for The Buse, you know he’d do it for you.
I though he issued a statement of his own after Bernies…
@1 what’d it say?
@2 was referring to the fact that GB resembles Ruth
@3 wtf are you talking about? The Buse is a ravishing, majestic man. Ruth is a hoesbeast.
doing a lap around the nyse wouldn’t nearly have been the craziest thing he’s ever done, which is why he should do it but finish by mounting Bartiromo.
Funny, that clip of Gary actually makes more sense to me today than anything I’ve seen on CNBC
scary busey – proof that crack is indeed, whack.
scary busey – proof that crack is indeed, whack.
In my heart he will always be Buddy Holly.
Some murderers don’t get that kind of jail time. Where are the priorities of this country? Maybe that should be the discussion we are having? Is someone’s savings more important than someone’s life?
@7/8 scary? you don’t know jack about jack. busey is the man.
is anyone watching this amazing chase on fox news? Cops tried to spike him and just hit the side of the car with them.
@gherkin- no because no one here watches fox news (besides seaman bodine and apparently you). also, we’re talking busey, so STFU.
@12 fucking dope!!!!
Gumball Rally was his greatest acheivement. God, what a cinematic tour de force. I was driven to tears by the acting and storyline.
I love this man.
-steve cohen
Did anyone see GB’s little known flick The Handjob? (actual movie)
* Should you really post your confidential messages to Maria here? I know she’s reading, but so is Charlie.
That man is a national treasure.
-Vik and KL in a joint statement
13/pickle fetishist/lover of me
we change the channel from inane drivel when we are alerted to minority road rallies.
I’m sure your Ameriprise clients would appreciate it if you guys changed the lobby tv on occasion.
@10
Mr. Sorkin you are not welcome on DB sir.
Busey is a genius. Clearly, Jeff Macke and he are on the same wavelength.
D’aint no way to treat Mr. Joshua
@20 MCP um nothing about gherkin is insane drivel, go fuck yourself.
@10… not sure why you believe in the absolute sanctity of life. that’s pussy shit. it’s about time you wake up and face the reality of what happens WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!
-walter
@13/24 insane/inane…words are hard. take your time.
Bernie Madoff is a gut maggot with no guts.
-Gary Busey
@gherkin- it was neither inane or insane. if you can’t appreciate the buse, get off db.
“Hey Utah! Get me two!”
I thought drugs were illegal.
ALL OF YOU ARE THE SAME WAY YOU DIRTY PEICES OF GARBAGE. EVERYDAY, YOU LOOK OUT FOR NUMERO UNO. YOU BRAG AND PRIDE YOURSELF ON THIS RELIGION OF YOURS. YOU’re a bucnh of liars. He turned himself in to a bunch of worthless people.