And here’s what they’re doing about it! HFA reports:

For more than 30 years, Bridgewater Daily Observations has provided clients with “real-time thinking in the global financial markets,” Ray Dalio said in a May 27 email to his investors. The problem, Dalio said, is that some of his readers are sharing the newsletter with others, including competitors and the media. This threatens the “tradition of open, quality communication,” he added.
Bridgewater…will now require investors and other recipients of the newsletter to install special software designed to prevent the emailed document from being forwarded or printed. Installing the technology requires “minimal effort” Dalio said, and can by done anytime over the “next few months.”

Which is fine, we guess, if you’re not interested in thinking outside the box. Since we always took RD to be an outside the B thinker, we’re going to take this opportunity to a) note that this is the sort of pedestrian measure we’d expect from a lesser firm throwing a hissy fit over people circulating their “we’re down 70 percent” updates and b) implore him to come up with something better. Some jumping off points include emailing the Daily Observations with an FYI that any attempts to forward or print will cause not only the email but the device it’s being read on to self-destruct, sending it out one syllable at a time, or requiring investors to appear in person at Bridgewater to have the letter read aloud to them (by a rotating roster of enticing celebrity guests). Surely you can do better.

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Comments (43)

  1. Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 10:46 AM

    it’s because everyone loves you RD

  2. Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 10:47 AM

    Dalio suffers from acute paranoia.

  3. Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 10:47 AM

    @2- more so than SC?

  4. Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 10:48 AM

    What a nutjob

  5. Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 10:48 AM

    camera phones are great
    Screen grab, anyone?

  6. Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 10:49 AM

    @3- too close to call dude

  7. Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 10:50 AM

    @3- too close to call dude

  8. Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 10:52 AM

    get over yourself dalio

  9. Posted by Anal_yst | June 12, 2009 at 10:54 AM

    Of course, the solution, is just not to send out any letters, which I’m sure would go over quite well.

  10. Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 10:55 AM

    I may have missed this, but has ep officially left db?

  11. Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 10:57 AM

    @10- she left a 10,000-word comment the other day claiming to be on vacation (ie posting more sahara-dry humor under the name ‘marla singer’ at ZH).

  12. Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 10:57 AM

    EP is locked in the basement of ANUS’s mom’s house.

  13. Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 10:58 AM

    anyone that is not a B’water client has to install some wetware [the blue pill?] that triggers hysterical blindness any time they attempt to read an unauthorized letter.
    Yeah, that’ll fix it

  14. Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 10:59 AM

    I’m batting 0 for 1532 in printing those out and never reading them.

  15. Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 10:59 AM

    @10, yes, she joined carney at clusterfuck

  16. Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 10:59 AM

    face it, RD, everyone wants to hear what you have to say.

  17. Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 11:02 AM

    Asinine.
    Let me guess, they bought this software from some outfit that doesn’t know what it’s doing, and probably is only compatible with Windoze.

  18. Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 11:02 AM

    fuck you dalio, how am I supposed to come up with anything now?
    -SC

  19. Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 11:04 AM

    First, return to IB legal status…
    Second, World Financial market domination…
    Third, Intergalactic Super Empire!

  20. Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 11:04 AM

    @ 11, ty
    -10

  21. Posted by Investorcluzo | June 12, 2009 at 11:05 AM

    did they just figure out how to watermark and lock pdf’s? this is a firm that provides “real-time thinking”, really?

  22. Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 11:06 AM

    @15
    And “her” real name is Joe Weisenthal.

  23. Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 11:08 AM

    jumping off points not jumping of points…

  24. Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 11:10 AM

    wow, 24, thank you for noting the missing ‘f.’ you are a vital member of this team.

  25. Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 11:19 AM

    Thanks a lot 26.

  26. Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 11:19 AM

    @24
    dont be so self congratulatory

  27. Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 11:20 AM

    @24
    finance must be a rough place for a guy with your numerical skills

  28. Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 11:23 AM

    there goes vik’s plan to save money on TP….

  29. Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 11:26 AM
  30. Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 11:26 AM

    pearl necklace of wisdom

  31. Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 11:27 AM

    pearl necklace of wisdom

  32. Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 11:29 AM

    Allowing a hedge fund to install software that has sufficient access privileges to your email client that it is able control user behavior of messages? Anyone who voluntarily goes along with this deserves to be screwed like muffie in heat.

  33. Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 11:44 AM

    I would rather not read his precious note than put that shit on my computer.

  34. Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 11:55 AM

    What is their ytd #?

  35. Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 12:10 PM

    @34 they don’t share that info to investors

  36. Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 12:11 PM

    @34 they don’t share that info with investors

  37. Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 12:15 PM

    How come AQR doesn’t produce daily news letters?

  38. Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 1:23 PM

    i think the hfa link might be bad. also, guess someone leaked that letter to hfa so looks like that plan didnt work too well. (i do realize that the software is most likely not installed yet)

  39. Posted by Bess Levin | June 12, 2009 at 1:27 PM

    @38- They publish their stories in a PDF, which you have to subscribe to…I can’t link to the actual story without putting the whole issue online, which they get testy about.

  40. Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 1:32 PM

    I hope someone over there “issue-logged” this matter.

  41. Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 4:05 PM

    They’re obviously not interested in attracting any new clients impressed with their brilliance or on keeping the 40% or so that will refuse to install this software.

  42. Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 4:44 PM

    What a self-important douche.
    -SC

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