• 29 Jun 2009 at 10:33 AM

Cancel Your Lunch Plans

By Bess Levin

After Judge Denny Chin lays a sentence that is “reasonable” on Bernie Madoff’s ass, victims will be holding a rally at Foley Square– the site of Don Emilio Barzini’s murder– across from the courthouse. For those of you feeling anger towards Big B right now, you’ll probably find some kindred spirits who’ll be more than happy to burn a Bernie hair doll in effigy. Could also be a good place to pick up chicks. Either/or.

Comments (21)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | June 29, 2009 at 10:38 AM

    I haven’t been laid in forever, so I’ll definitely be there.
    – ARS

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | June 29, 2009 at 10:41 AM

    I’ll show up with a shoulder to cry on.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | June 29, 2009 at 10:41 AM

    Anal_yst this fits you like a glove. dont forget the blackberry with camera and your reporter instinct

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | June 29, 2009 at 10:42 AM

    Here is some good reading for when you get back:
    http://farmlandforecast.colvin-co.com

  5. 5
    Posted by MarshallStack | June 29, 2009 at 10:43 AM

    Mahjong beat down time.

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | June 29, 2009 at 10:44 AM

    I’ll show up with a dick to suck on.

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | June 29, 2009 at 10:44 AM

    B Made-off: it is with immense glee that I sentence you to death. You will be escorted to Foley square where the sentence will be carried out.
    Public executions in Foley Square FTW!

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | June 29, 2009 at 10:45 AM

    ‘Cause baby, I’m an anarchist. You’re a spineless liberal. We marched together for the eight-hour day and held hands in the streets of Seattle; but when it came time to throw bricks through that Starbucks window, you left me all alone.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | June 29, 2009 at 10:52 AM

    Looks like a good place to take my mexican coke shark out for a nice stroll.

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | June 29, 2009 at 11:01 AM

    I say set fire to the square. It will rid us quickly of the Nuevo Poors

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | June 29, 2009 at 11:03 AM

    @10 kill yourself

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | June 29, 2009 at 11:07 AM

    get Andy and Mark Madoff next those little pukes

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | June 29, 2009 at 11:08 AM

    lol @ 10, 11 = butthurt nu-pov rediscovering the joys of taking the subway and studio apartment real estate

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | June 29, 2009 at 11:09 AM

    @11. Relax, pussy. You sounds pretty upset. You going to go sentence Madoff yourself? Going to shoot for the Most Outraged Award at your local water cooler? It sucks that people lost money, but I cannot lose any sleep over it. Everyone’s got their own problems and I’m not going to organize a fucking rally for people to care for mine.

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | June 29, 2009 at 11:16 AM

    Ah shit, can’t make it. I have a date in Argentina

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | June 29, 2009 at 11:21 AM

    Kudlow is so excited on CNBC right now, he may pull a Billy Mays. SHAMWOW!!!
    Erin

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | June 29, 2009 at 11:21 AM

    Keep an eye out for Al Neri, Moe.

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | June 29, 2009 at 11:25 AM

    11- you don’t have what it takes

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | June 29, 2009 at 11:37 AM

    16, Shamwow is Vince’s product- careful, you’re now on shaky ground.

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | June 29, 2009 at 12:56 PM

    I love Vince, I love Slap-chop.

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | June 29, 2009 at 2:09 PM

    I went down there and have to admit that those nu-povs were a real disappointment. Unlike old-povs (povs for short) they really did not know how to lead a rally. They were all talking over each other and even at one point started talking about future reunions. It will be interesting to see what they bring to the pov community.

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