Yeah, that's it. I got a student alt rock band coming on next. Prince, I am the king of pop. I am worth almost a billion dollars that the government knows about. I got more electronics up there than a damn KISS concert. you think I'm gonna roll out this type of red carpet for a fucking marching band? Just make sure you can see the stage.
@Analyst - you are welcome. I tried leaving that joke on my wife's voicemail at work, and started laughing in the punchline. She had to call me to find out what the hell I was trying to say.
My sympathies go out to Farrah Fawcett’s family… but let’s put it in perspective… I mean, it’s not like Bo Derek passed away. I could be wrong… did FF have any on-screen bush credits?
Michael Jackson who had recently moved to UK as a permanent resident, died of a heart attack last night after hearing that in the UK, £2000 for a ten year old was actually the govenments car scrappage scheme
"I tried leaving that joke on my wife's voicemail at work, and started laughing in the punchline. She had to call me to find out what the hell I was trying to say."
gayest thing I've heard all morning. and I work in a Turkish bathhouse.
Flight on you're private jet to Saudi Arabia...$5,000...1 Camel for your petting zoo at neverland ranch...$10,000...A 12 year old camel jockey for your petting at the neverland ranch...priceless...
All kidding aside, he was batshit crazy later in life, but he had some truly amazing stuff before he went insane. So, RIP, MJ.
As for Farrah, RIP as well, but she was 95% flash, looked kinda hot in her day, but never really had any substance. And she went bonkers as well, with that Letterman appearance...
What a bunch a self-righteous hypocrisy in these posts. MJ was a genius- strange to some, but most geniuses are a bit strange. None of us are perfect; we all have our faults. Lets start defining ourselves by the biggest mistakes we've made in our lives. Judge not lest your pathetic lives be judged.
Yeah, say what you will, but MJ is the king of the 80s. Listening to Beat it, Thriller brought back all those childhood memories. Moonwalking and all- those were the days!!
@53
hey jesus welcome to DB, i can safely say that most of us here (with the obvious exception of TGFD) did not molest any children so i guess we generally look quite good compared to mj
@56 what about the coke users and the rapists that forcibly pound their secretary in the ass? Or the trader that rips his clients face off or the ibanker that swindled the Podunk pension funds to buy billions in toxic assets. Yep DB readers are definitely the moral authority
MJ was never found guilty by the unanamous verdicts of juries comprised of parents and other adults who had ample opportunities to review any available evidence against MJ.
TGFD doesn't admire MJ, nor would I have ever wanted to associate with him; although his behavior was strange, I do think his contributions to the entertainment industry far outweigh any of his behavorial irregularities that tainted his career.
The kids were coached by their parents to successfully extort money out of them. MJ wasn't convicted of anything. If he really did something, what kind of parents would take a few mil over retribution for their children?
"..I do think his contributions to the entertainment industry far outweigh any of his behavorial irregularities that tainted his career"
A singing, dancing pedophile is still a sick fuck, who, however talented he is, could not die soon enough for my liking, and hopefully burns in hell, unmourned and soon forgotten.
TGFD, @81 here. I would not want you banned, I dont see you saying/doing anything worth that.
And re your comment @82, there are 'sick fucks' and there are 'sick fucks'. Some are worse than the others. I am a bit sad you have not figured that out yet.
MJ: "Well, Prince. It started out when I bleached my anus. Then when I looked in the mirror I thought, 'gee my asshole stands out like the cream filling of a Hostess cupcake'. So, I decided to have my whole ass bleached and, well you know, it kind of kept going from there."
Alaweed: "I see. Well let me tell you, the same thing happened to me when I tried to shave my balls. I looked in the mirror and thought, 'Mmmm, my balls stand out like a baboons ass against my thicket of pubic vines'. So I kept going.HaHa! I'm as smooth as an 8-year old's ass from the neck down!"
Don't be sad. TGFD hasn't figured out a lot of thing yet. I'll keep trying though, and maybe one day I'll develop a better understanding of Wall Street.
The funniest comment on this thread is #91's one-liner. #93 follows. TGFD's best to you both.
TGFD is no expert on the reign of Caligula, but from what I can glean, I find that Caligula "was cut down" for reasons having much more to do with his cruelty, with his leadership shortcomings, and with his contentiousness toward the Praetorian Guard and the Roman Senate than it had to do with any sexual issues he had.
Besides, Caligula's sexual issues reportedly involved women and were not uncommon among Rome's elite.
TGFD respectfully disagrees with your assertion that the deaths of Michael Jackson and Emperor Caligula were somehow for the same "good reason".
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 8:58AM
Bess, way to keep it classy!
-- Snake Plissken
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 9:00AM
Vikram is looking a little pale these days.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 9:02AM
@2 this is probably one of only a handful of pictures that you can find where michael jackson is the one who looks more uncomfortable.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 9:04AM
Juvenile, male camels - worst nightmare.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 9:04AM
just the two of us, we can make it if we try, just the two of us, you and I.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 9:05AM
I thought that was photoshopped 'til I clicked the link. Awesome.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 9:05AM
alwaleed looks like he's posing next to mj at madame tussauds.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 9:06AM
Yeah, that's it. I got a student alt rock band coming on next. Prince, I am the king of pop. I am worth almost a billion dollars that the government knows about. I got more electronics up there than a damn KISS concert. you think I'm gonna roll out this type of red carpet for a fucking marching band? Just make sure you can see the stage.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 9:07AM
alwaleed, the two us need love no more
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 9:09AM
Jane Wells, reporting live from Michael Jackson's corpse.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 9:09AM
as if Citi needed any more bad news.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 9:11AM
@8 ftw
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 9:17AM
8 sucks
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 9:18AM
The average of these two noses will result in a normal sized one.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 9:20AM
13 you suck
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 9:23AM
breaking news: the coroner now belives michael jackson died of food poisoning. apparently he was found with 12 year old nuts in his mouth.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 9:23AM
Mark Sanford has to be thrilled about the mj news
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 9:25AM
Janet Jackson has a mustache?
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 9:27AM
@16 you left that in opening bell.
Posted by Tax Chick , Jun 26, 2009 9:27AM
Prince Alwaleed: Where exactly is that gloved hand of yours?!
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 9:28AM
@15 you suck
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 9:32AM
Prince Al'weed is not my lover
Just a guy who claims that,
"I am the one",
But the chair is not my son!
Posted by Anal_yst , Jun 26, 2009 9:36AM
I don't care if its posted twice, @16 just made me snarf, touche sir/madame
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 9:38AM
As long as the music is playing, you've got to get up and dance.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 9:41AM
It don't matter if you're white or tan!
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 9:43AM
Just smile and wave, boys... just smile and wave.
Posted by AndrewInGreenwich , Jun 26, 2009 9:45AM
16
You are a legend
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 9:45AM
"Who here bleaches their anus?"
Posted by merkin capital partners , Jun 26, 2009 9:48AM
@16 damn it don't steal my commenting thunder, i had that it in the previous post. REPARATIONS!
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 9:49AM
@19 - that wasn't me.
@Analyst - you are welcome. I tried leaving that joke on my wife's voicemail at work, and started laughing in the punchline. She had to call me to find out what the hell I was trying to say.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 9:52AM
CG's favorite Michael Jackson song: Beat It (double-fisted extended dance version)
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 9:55AM
@8... get fucking original. You're not fooling anyone with your Old School pull. Decent name drop, but this isn't the JV's.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 9:55AM
Jacko...whatever
My sympathies go out to Farrah Fawcett’s family… but let’s put it in perspective… I mean, it’s not like Bo Derek passed away. I could be wrong… did FF have any on-screen bush credits?
-E
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 9:55AM
@30, you call your wife at work?!?!? now that sucks!
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 9:57AM
douche@32 he wasn't trying to fool anyone into thinking it was an original line. idiot.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 9:58AM
Mickey, stop that. Your hand is just too big to fit up there.
Is not. But yours is. He he.
Is not.
Is too.
Is not.
Let's let the public decide. SMILE!
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 9:59AM
Jesus juice and bleached anuses for the first 1000 attendees under the age of 12!
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 10:01AM
Michael Jackson who had recently moved to UK as a permanent resident, died of a heart attack last night after hearing that in the UK, £2000 for a ten year old was actually the govenments car scrappage scheme
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 10:03AM
"I tried leaving that joke on my wife's voicemail at work, and started laughing in the punchline. She had to call me to find out what the hell I was trying to say."
gayest thing I've heard all morning. and I work in a Turkish bathhouse.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 10:06AM
Jackson: I know a great plastic surgeon who can take that mole off.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 10:08AM
Alwaleed: I'll buy your nose and merge it with my mole.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 10:11AM
@ 39, at the one downtown? is it true you can still get a rub & tug there?
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 10:11AM
@34 - the trick is to marry someone you actually like. Not just the first blonde socialite succubus who give you the time of day.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 10:12AM
Here is the vote results for the "Who's Hottest" CNBC vs Fox poll on Huffington Post
1 Erin Burnett
2 Trish Regan
3 Jenna Lee
4 Maria Bartaromo
5 Alexis Glick
6 Liz Clayman
7 Rebecca Diamond
8 Little Missy Francis
9 Tracy Byrnes
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 10:13AM
@44 file that shit under: things nobody cares about, polls DB has done before, 2006.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 10:15AM
@merkin: reparations in the form of a joke.
What's 7+8+50? a threesome at MJ's place.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 10:29AM
@44 - I call shenanigans. Becky Quick is top 5.
My name is Indigo Montoya, you insulted Becky Quick, now prepare to die.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 10:32AM
I thought Prince was way shorter than the King. Both great pop legends though...
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 10:33AM
Flight on you're private jet to Saudi Arabia...$5,000...1 Camel for your petting zoo at neverland ranch...$10,000...A 12 year old camel jockey for your petting at the neverland ranch...priceless...
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 10:34AM
All kidding aside, he was batshit crazy later in life, but he had some truly amazing stuff before he went insane. So, RIP, MJ.
As for Farrah, RIP as well, but she was 95% flash, looked kinda hot in her day, but never really had any substance. And she went bonkers as well, with that Letterman appearance...
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 10:34AM
Michael Jackson and Prince Alwaleed are sworn in as members of the Creepy Motherfucker Society.
Posted by american bandersnatch , Jun 26, 2009 10:46AM
@47 - In Indigo Inigo's blue-purple brother?
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 10:46AM
What a bunch a self-righteous hypocrisy in these posts. MJ was a genius- strange to some, but most geniuses are a bit strange. None of us are perfect; we all have our faults. Lets start defining ourselves by the biggest mistakes we've made in our lives. Judge not lest your pathetic lives be judged.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 10:49AM
I, hereby, declare you members of NAMBLA
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 10:51AM
Yeah, say what you will, but MJ is the king of the 80s. Listening to Beat it, Thriller brought back all those childhood memories. Moonwalking and all- those were the days!!
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 10:51AM
@53
hey jesus welcome to DB, i can safely say that most of us here (with the obvious exception of TGFD) did not molest any children so i guess we generally look quite good compared to mj
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 10:53AM
@53 - He was a diddler.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 10:54AM
@49 is by far the best
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 10:55AM
I enjoy kicking someone while he's up. Is the Prince up or down these days?
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 10:58AM
@53 uhh your asking DB not to judge.
Not really sure what to say to that, considering it's a financial TABLOID AND GOSSIP SIGHT!
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 10:58AM
Prince Alwaleed appears on Streetsigns with Erin Burnett.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 11:05AM
Boy George and MJ's medley titled, "I'll Beat It For You" was a classic backin the day when it was popular to say "back in the day".
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 11:11AM
@ 60 i'm blinded by your intelligence
Posted by american bandersnatch , Jun 26, 2009 11:15AM
@53 - How dare you judge whether our judging is acceptable? As meta-Jesus said "Judge not judges lest you be judged".
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 11:17AM
Why is there a mexican coke shark pounding my secretary in the ass while drinking jesus juice and petting a pet monkey?
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 11:18AM
-@53
Clearly, you are a fellow child molestor and pedophile.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 11:19AM
@56 what about the coke users and the rapists that forcibly pound their secretary in the ass? Or the trader that rips his clients face off or the ibanker that swindled the Podunk pension funds to buy billions in toxic assets. Yep DB readers are definitely the moral authority
Posted by FUNdamental , Jun 26, 2009 11:20AM
Does Macaulay culkin get his virginity back now?
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 11:22AM
-@67
Still better than the one who tries to get into your 6 year old son's trousers.
Posted by american bandersnatch , Jun 26, 2009 11:24AM
@67 - Is that you, Cajun Boy?
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 11:25AM
very clever 63
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 11:35AM
@67 - thats called making money and living the life - nothing wrong with that, bitch!
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 11:46AM
thanks for the invite, dickheads.
--vpandit
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 12:12PM
@53 Choke one hooker and now I'm the bad guy?
-E. Spitzer
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 12:21PM
This thread needs more cowbell.
-tgfD (detroit)
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 12:26PM
TGFD's comments:
#56 & #72 are both fucksticks.
TGFD has never been a fan of Michael Jackson or of his music; however, to the best of my knowledge:
- MJ never hurt anyone.
- MJ never fucked-over anyone.
- MJ never stole from anyone.
- MJ never manipulated anyone.
- Was MJ hurt by others? Yes.
- Was MJ fucked-over by others? Yes.
- Was MJ stolen from by others? Yes.
- Was MJ manipulated by others? Yes.
TGFD believes that MJ didn't have an evil bone in his body, and any of you fuckers who still mock him should be ashamed of yourselves.
Yours in truth,
The Guy from Delaware
Posted by american bandersnatch , Jun 26, 2009 12:31PM
TGFD:
Perhaps his inappropriate, and possibly criminal, behavior with small children is the reason people mock and despise him.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 12:56PM
TGFD
Do you have kids? If you dont, you will not understand a parent's reaction to a pedophile. If you do, I am lost.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 1:20PM
AB@#77 & Guest@#78...
MJ was never found guilty by the unanamous verdicts of juries comprised of parents and other adults who had ample opportunities to review any available evidence against MJ.
TGFD doesn't admire MJ, nor would I have ever wanted to associate with him; although his behavior was strange, I do think his contributions to the entertainment industry far outweigh any of his behavorial irregularities that tainted his career.
Again in truth,
The Guy from Delaware
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 1:22PM
@76/77 -
The kids were coached by their parents to successfully extort money out of them. MJ wasn't convicted of anything. If he really did something, what kind of parents would take a few mil over retribution for their children?
They were after the money.
QED.
-tgfD (detroit)
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 1:23PM
TGFD
"..I do think his contributions to the entertainment industry far outweigh any of his behavorial irregularities that tainted his career"
A singing, dancing pedophile is still a sick fuck, who, however talented he is, could not die soon enough for my liking, and hopefully burns in hell, unmourned and soon forgotten.
Thats just me, I am fine you thinking otherwise.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 1:33PM
Guest@#81...
Hollywood is full of "sick fucks"; so is Wall Street, for that matter.
May the criminal bastards on Wall Street, all those ones many of you so admire, "hopefully burn in hell, unmourned and soon forgotten" also.
Yours truly,
The Guy from Delaware
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 1:51PM
Bess, will you please block TGFD again?
-everyone
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 1:59PM
Guest@#83/#81...
Perhaps you're no match for the intellect of TGFD; hence your #83 comment.
The Guy from Delaware
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 2:06PM
TGFD, @81 here. I would not want you banned, I dont see you saying/doing anything worth that.
And re your comment @82, there are 'sick fucks' and there are 'sick fucks'. Some are worse than the others. I am a bit sad you have not figured that out yet.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 2:07PM
"MJ, did you hear about Farrah? You don't think that anal cancer is contagious do you?"
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 2:08PM
TGFD
"..I do think his contributions to the entertainment industry far outweigh any of his behavorial irregularities that tainted his career"
Some say that about Caligula as well, but in the end...he was cut down for good reason.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 2:14PM
MJ: I wonder how much Sarah Palin would pay for this jacket.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 2:25PM
@79 OJ was never found guilty either. Why do people assume MJ was innocent and OJ was guilty?
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 2:33PM
TGFD, well done. I totally agree.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 2:36PM
@89 because Michael Jackson is white.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 3:03PM
@91 Nice one.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 3:10PM
Alaweed: "MJ. Can I ask you a personal question?"
MJ: "Sure Prince"
Alaweed: "Were you not much darker before?"
MJ: "Yes."
Alaweed: "What happed exactly?"
MJ: "Well, Prince. It started out when I bleached my anus. Then when I looked in the mirror I thought, 'gee my asshole stands out like the cream filling of a Hostess cupcake'. So, I decided to have my whole ass bleached and, well you know, it kind of kept going from there."
Alaweed: "I see. Well let me tell you, the same thing happened to me when I tried to shave my balls. I looked in the mirror and thought, 'Mmmm, my balls stand out like a baboons ass against my thicket of pubic vines'. So I kept going.HaHa! I'm as smooth as an 8-year old's ass from the neck down!"
MJ: "Now that's smooth! Trust me, I know!"
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 3:34PM
Guest@#85...
Don't be sad. TGFD hasn't figured out a lot of thing yet. I'll keep trying though, and maybe one day I'll develop a better understanding of Wall Street.
The funniest comment on this thread is #91's one-liner. #93 follows. TGFD's best to you both.
As always, from TGFD's mad realm,
The Guy from Delaware
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 7:50PM
Prince and MJ: We both have five penises.
Prince: Each one for my 5 wives.
MJ: I'm not telling. I'm tired of appearing at the court...secret!
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2009 9:50PM
Michael Jackson and attractive Italian Woman.
- Fixed Income
Posted by guest , Jun 27, 2009 12:05AM
MJ: Five victims
Prince: lost $5 billion so far
Posted by guest , Jun 27, 2009 3:10AM
MJ: I love this guy. I named my son after him.
Posted by guest , Jun 27, 2009 12:48PM
Guest@#87...
TGFD is no expert on the reign of Caligula, but from what I can glean, I find that Caligula "was cut down" for reasons having much more to do with his cruelty, with his leadership shortcomings, and with his contentiousness toward the Praetorian Guard and the Roman Senate than it had to do with any sexual issues he had.
Besides, Caligula's sexual issues reportedly involved women and were not uncommon among Rome's elite.
TGFD respectfully disagrees with your assertion that the deaths of Michael Jackson and Emperor Caligula were somehow for the same "good reason".
The Guy from Delaware
Posted by guest , Jun 27, 2009 6:21PM
That's the newest photo of Michael and LaToya with mustache.
Michael now a white race and La Toya now growing mustache.
Posted by CMC , Jun 27, 2009 11:09PM
Bizarre human tendency- offer him flowers now that he is dead, yet no one offered him soup when he was sick.
MJ was thrust into the spotlight too early without a healthy family to keep him sane.
Whom the gods would destroy, they first make famous...