Jacko and Prince Alwaleed, who is deeply broken up over this, in happier times. [via]
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to access Dealbreaker
Bess, way to keep it classy!
– Snake Plissken
Vikram is looking a little pale these days.
@2 this is probably one of only a handful of pictures that you can find where michael jackson is the one who looks more uncomfortable.
Juvenile, male camels – worst nightmare.
just the two of us, we can make it if we try, just the two of us, you and I.
I thought that was photoshopped ’til I clicked the link. Awesome.
alwaleed looks like he’s posing next to mj at madame tussauds.
Yeah, that’s it. I got a student alt rock band coming on next. Prince, I am the king of pop. I am worth almost a billion dollars that the government knows about. I got more electronics up there than a damn KISS concert. you think I’m gonna roll out this type of red carpet for a fucking marching band? Just make sure you can see the stage.
alwaleed, the two us need love no more
Jane Wells, reporting live from Michael Jackson’s corpse.
as if Citi needed any more bad news.
@8 ftw
8 sucks
The average of these two noses will result in a normal sized one.
13 you suck
breaking news: the coroner now belives michael jackson died of food poisoning. apparently he was found with 12 year old nuts in his mouth.
Mark Sanford has to be thrilled about the mj news
Janet Jackson has a mustache?
@16 you left that in opening bell.
Prince Alwaleed: Where exactly is that gloved hand of yours?!
@15 you suck
Prince Al’weed is not my lover
Just a guy who claims that,
“I am the one”,
But the chair is not my son!
I don’t care if its posted twice, @16 just made me snarf, touche sir/madame
As long as the music is playing, you’ve got to get up and dance.
It don’t matter if you’re white or tan!
Just smile and wave, boys… just smile and wave.
16
You are a legend
“Who here bleaches their anus?”
@16 damn it don’t steal my commenting thunder, i had that it in the previous post. REPARATIONS!
@19 – that wasn’t me.
@Analyst – you are welcome. I tried leaving that joke on my wife’s voicemail at work, and started laughing in the punchline. She had to call me to find out what the hell I was trying to say.
CG’s favorite Michael Jackson song: Beat It (double-fisted extended dance version)
@8… get fucking original. You’re not fooling anyone with your Old School pull. Decent name drop, but this isn’t the JV’s.
Jacko…whatever
My sympathies go out to Farrah Fawcett’s family… but let’s put it in perspective… I mean, it’s not like Bo Derek passed away. I could be wrong… did FF have any on-screen bush credits?
-E
@30, you call your wife at work?!?!? now that sucks!
douche@32 he wasn’t trying to fool anyone into thinking it was an original line. idiot.
Mickey, stop that. Your hand is just too big to fit up there.
Is not. But yours is. He he.
Is not.
Is too.
Is not.
Let’s let the public decide. SMILE!
Jesus juice and bleached anuses for the first 1000 attendees under the age of 12!
Michael Jackson who had recently moved to UK as a permanent resident, died of a heart attack last night after hearing that in the UK, £2000 for a ten year old was actually the govenments car scrappage scheme
“I tried leaving that joke on my wife’s voicemail at work, and started laughing in the punchline. She had to call me to find out what the hell I was trying to say.”
gayest thing I’ve heard all morning. and I work in a Turkish bathhouse.
Jackson: I know a great plastic surgeon who can take that mole off.
Alwaleed: I’ll buy your nose and merge it with my mole.
@ 39, at the one downtown? is it true you can still get a rub & tug there?
@34 – the trick is to marry someone you actually like. Not just the first blonde socialite succubus who give you the time of day.
Here is the vote results for the “Who’s Hottest” CNBC vs Fox poll on Huffington Post
1 Erin Burnett
2 Trish Regan
3 Jenna Lee
4 Maria Bartaromo
5 Alexis Glick
6 Liz Clayman
7 Rebecca Diamond
8 Little Missy Francis
9 Tracy Byrnes
@44 file that shit under: things nobody cares about, polls DB has done before, 2006.
@merkin: reparations in the form of a joke.
What’s 7+8+50? a threesome at MJ’s place.
@44 – I call shenanigans. Becky Quick is top 5.
My name is Indigo Montoya, you insulted Becky Quick, now prepare to die.
I thought Prince was way shorter than the King. Both great pop legends though…
Flight on you’re private jet to Saudi Arabia…$5,000…1 Camel for your petting zoo at neverland ranch…$10,000…A 12 year old camel jockey for your petting at the neverland ranch…priceless…
All kidding aside, he was batshit crazy later in life, but he had some truly amazing stuff before he went insane. So, RIP, MJ.
As for Farrah, RIP as well, but she was 95% flash, looked kinda hot in her day, but never really had any substance. And she went bonkers as well, with that Letterman appearance…
Michael Jackson and Prince Alwaleed are sworn in as members of the Creepy Motherfucker Society.
@47 – In Indigo Inigo’s blue-purple brother?
What a bunch a self-righteous hypocrisy in these posts. MJ was a genius- strange to some, but most geniuses are a bit strange. None of us are perfect; we all have our faults. Lets start defining ourselves by the biggest mistakes we’ve made in our lives. Judge not lest your pathetic lives be judged.
I, hereby, declare you members of NAMBLA
Yeah, say what you will, but MJ is the king of the 80s. Listening to Beat it, Thriller brought back all those childhood memories. Moonwalking and all- those were the days!!
@53
hey jesus welcome to DB, i can safely say that most of us here (with the obvious exception of TGFD) did not molest any children so i guess we generally look quite good compared to mj
@53 – He was a diddler.
@49 is by far the best
I enjoy kicking someone while he’s up. Is the Prince up or down these days?
@53 uhh your asking DB not to judge.
Not really sure what to say to that, considering it’s a financial TABLOID AND GOSSIP SIGHT!
Prince Alwaleed appears on Streetsigns with Erin Burnett.
Boy George and MJ’s medley titled, “I’ll Beat It For You” was a classic backin the day when it was popular to say “back in the day”.
@ 60 i’m blinded by your intelligence
@53 – How dare you judge whether our judging is acceptable? As meta-Jesus said “Judge not judges lest you be judged”.
Why is there a mexican coke shark pounding my secretary in the ass while drinking jesus juice and petting a pet monkey?
-@53
Clearly, you are a fellow child molestor and pedophile.
@56 what about the coke users and the rapists that forcibly pound their secretary in the ass? Or the trader that rips his clients face off or the ibanker that swindled the Podunk pension funds to buy billions in toxic assets. Yep DB readers are definitely the moral authority
Does Macaulay culkin get his virginity back now?
-@67
Still better than the one who tries to get into your 6 year old son’s trousers.
@67 – Is that you, Cajun Boy?
very clever 63
@67 – thats called making money and living the life – nothing wrong with that, bitch!
thanks for the invite, dickheads.
–vpandit
@53 Choke one hooker and now I’m the bad guy?
-E. Spitzer
This thread needs more cowbell.
-tgfD (detroit)
TGFD’s comments:
#56 & #72 are both fucksticks.
TGFD has never been a fan of Michael Jackson or of his music; however, to the best of my knowledge:
- MJ never hurt anyone.
- MJ never fucked-over anyone.
- MJ never stole from anyone.
- MJ never manipulated anyone.
- Was MJ hurt by others? Yes.
- Was MJ fucked-over by others? Yes.
- Was MJ stolen from by others? Yes.
- Was MJ manipulated by others? Yes.
TGFD believes that MJ didn’t have an evil bone in his body, and any of you fuckers who still mock him should be ashamed of yourselves.
Yours in truth,
The Guy from Delaware
TGFD:
Perhaps his inappropriate, and possibly criminal, behavior with small children is the reason people mock and despise him.
TGFD
Do you have kids? If you dont, you will not understand a parent’s reaction to a pedophile. If you do, I am lost.
AB@#77 & Guest@#78…
MJ was never found guilty by the unanamous verdicts of juries comprised of parents and other adults who had ample opportunities to review any available evidence against MJ.
TGFD doesn’t admire MJ, nor would I have ever wanted to associate with him; although his behavior was strange, I do think his contributions to the entertainment industry far outweigh any of his behavorial irregularities that tainted his career.
Again in truth,
The Guy from Delaware
@76/77 -
The kids were coached by their parents to successfully extort money out of them. MJ wasn’t convicted of anything. If he really did something, what kind of parents would take a few mil over retribution for their children?
They were after the money.
QED.
-tgfD (detroit)
TGFD
“..I do think his contributions to the entertainment industry far outweigh any of his behavorial irregularities that tainted his career”
A singing, dancing pedophile is still a sick fuck, who, however talented he is, could not die soon enough for my liking, and hopefully burns in hell, unmourned and soon forgotten.
Thats just me, I am fine you thinking otherwise.
Guest@#81…
Hollywood is full of “sick fucks”; so is Wall Street, for that matter.
May the criminal bastards on Wall Street, all those ones many of you so admire, “hopefully burn in hell, unmourned and soon forgotten” also.
Yours truly,
The Guy from Delaware
Bess, will you please block TGFD again?
-everyone
Guest@#83/#81…
Perhaps you’re no match for the intellect of TGFD; hence your #83 comment.
The Guy from Delaware
TGFD, @81 here. I would not want you banned, I dont see you saying/doing anything worth that.
And re your comment @82, there are ‘sick fucks’ and there are ‘sick fucks’. Some are worse than the others. I am a bit sad you have not figured that out yet.
“MJ, did you hear about Farrah? You don’t think that anal cancer is contagious do you?”
TGFD
“..I do think his contributions to the entertainment industry far outweigh any of his behavorial irregularities that tainted his career”
Some say that about Caligula as well, but in the end…he was cut down for good reason.
MJ: I wonder how much Sarah Palin would pay for this jacket.
@79 OJ was never found guilty either. Why do people assume MJ was innocent and OJ was guilty?
TGFD, well done. I totally agree.
@89 because Michael Jackson is white.
@91 Nice one.
Alaweed: “MJ. Can I ask you a personal question?”
MJ: “Sure Prince”
Alaweed: “Were you not much darker before?”
MJ: “Yes.”
Alaweed: “What happed exactly?”
MJ: “Well, Prince. It started out when I bleached my anus. Then when I looked in the mirror I thought, ‘gee my asshole stands out like the cream filling of a Hostess cupcake’. So, I decided to have my whole ass bleached and, well you know, it kind of kept going from there.”
Alaweed: “I see. Well let me tell you, the same thing happened to me when I tried to shave my balls. I looked in the mirror and thought, ‘Mmmm, my balls stand out like a baboons ass against my thicket of pubic vines’. So I kept going.HaHa! I’m as smooth as an 8-year old’s ass from the neck down!”
MJ: “Now that’s smooth! Trust me, I know!”
Guest@#85…
Don’t be sad. TGFD hasn’t figured out a lot of thing yet. I’ll keep trying though, and maybe one day I’ll develop a better understanding of Wall Street.
The funniest comment on this thread is #91′s one-liner. #93 follows. TGFD’s best to you both.
As always, from TGFD’s mad realm,
The Guy from Delaware
Prince and MJ: We both have five penises.
Prince: Each one for my 5 wives.
MJ: I’m not telling. I’m tired of appearing at the court…secret!
Michael Jackson and attractive Italian Woman.
- Fixed Income
MJ: Five victims
Prince: lost $5 billion so far
MJ: I love this guy. I named my son after him.
Guest@#87…
TGFD is no expert on the reign of Caligula, but from what I can glean, I find that Caligula “was cut down” for reasons having much more to do with his cruelty, with his leadership shortcomings, and with his contentiousness toward the Praetorian Guard and the Roman Senate than it had to do with any sexual issues he had.
Besides, Caligula’s sexual issues reportedly involved women and were not uncommon among Rome’s elite.
TGFD respectfully disagrees with your assertion that the deaths of Michael Jackson and Emperor Caligula were somehow for the same “good reason”.
The Guy from Delaware
That’s the newest photo of Michael and LaToya with mustache.
Michael now a white race and La Toya now growing mustache.
Bizarre human tendency- offer him flowers now that he is dead, yet no one offered him soup when he was sick.
MJ was thrust into the spotlight too early without a healthy family to keep him sane.
Whom the gods would destroy, they first make famous…