Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 9:32AM

Two guys, one cock?

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 9:33AM

which one's the bride?

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 9:35AM

My publicist will wire you $10k if you smile and pretend we're old pals.

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 9:36AM

Looks like they had a 'rough' night together. Paris can do that.

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 9:41AM

"Two traders who have never lost money. As for the two guys in the foreground, not so much."

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 9:45AM

It's really hard to decide which one looks douchier.

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 9:45AM

"Hey its been great catching up and all that. You gonna be at the one year reunion in September?"

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 9:45AM

cough::asshole:::cough

-Bella

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 9:46AM

Scott F. is a total douche. The guy who takes credit for other people's work, and deflects blame onto others. Why he keeps getting hired is beyond me. He used to date Amanda Grove (remember her, when CNBC wasn't all-Maria, all the time?) until she dumped his short, arrogant ass.

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 9:50AM

"In an effort to embrace his post-LEH second career in typical Type-A fashion, Fuld spent the day getting some on-the-job training with Paris's most seasoned doorman. However, the two guests cooling their heels while Fuld posed for the 'paparazzi' shows he still has much to learn in his quest to the be the Master of the (Cab Hailing)Universe"

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 9:50AM

@12: Best post of the day so far.

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 9:51AM

"In an effort to embrace his post-LEH second career in typical Type-A fashion, Fuld spent the day getting some on-the-job training with Paris's most seasoned doorman. However, the two guests cooling their heels while Fuld posed for the 'paparazzi' shows he still has much to learn in his quest to the be the Master of the (Cab Hailing)Universe"

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 9:52AM

@12 "emember her, when CNBC wasn't all-Maria, all the time"

uh, cnbc has been all-maria all the time for about 15 years now, so how old is this amanda chick?

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 9:53AM

Can someone please tell me why the fuck I wasn't invited?

-- Joe Gregory

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 9:54AM

the short, ratty, firecrotch on the right appears to have a woody

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 9:54AM

the ascot screams "I am a complete hammer"

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 9:56AM

where's the rabbit, mr. magician

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 9:57AM

how tall are they, 5'5 and change?

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 9:58AM

Did Erin Callan take the pic?

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 9:59AM

@17, out of range for your helicopter.

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 10:03AM

this pic = my new wallpaper

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 10:06AM

Who's that handsome devil on our left?

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 10:07AM

SF: Dick, how far does it have to go before I can milk it?

DF: I said use 3 fingers.

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 10:10AM

"Did you tag Erin last July 4th?"
"No, I took my grandmother to see the fireworks and eat dinner at Denny's. Did you?"

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 10:14AM

@16: My bad. I had to look it up - she was on CBS and did the Marketwatch segment. She was nice, I liked her. I just cannot stand Scott - he really thought he knew everything. Also, he and his family consider themselves Christian, and deny any Jewish-ness. Really? "Freidheim"? And the way he looks? His sibs too? Deny away, I'm sure that makes you a better person.

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 10:15AM

Europeans stare in horror, as american wears a morning suit without striped trousers.

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 10:16AM

@28 that's weird, re: jewiness. and now he's working at sears. sad trombone.

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 10:21AM

I guess douches are exempt from the FAA banned items list...

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 10:28AM

Did he have to fly.... coach?!

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 10:28AM

I can't believe my life has gone to such shit that I have to work as a limo driver.

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 10:29AM

"Over there to your left dear, look, Elton John must have a new beau."

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 10:29AM

After we get out of the Shiar we promise to destroy the ring.

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 10:30AM

"Did you close with Erin last night?"

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 10:34AM

"Common indications of affiliation with a Hispanic gang include buttoning only the top button of one's shirt accented with bright colors (on right) or wearing long rise pants above one's hips (on left)."

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 10:37AM

Actual caption in LeMonde: Two aging lovers depart the nuptials of Marc Lemay and Monique Brussard

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 10:39AM

Scott was Dick's assistant, wrote all those inspirational speeches Dick was so beloved for. Later made CAO in the Fuld/Gregory tradition of promoting yes-men who would never threaten their jobs.
Totally inconsequential and over his head.

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 10:41AM

"Scott began his career in investment banking in Chicago at John Nuveen & Co. In 1991, he joined Lehman Brothers’ Investment Banking Division. In 1996, he took the position of Chief of Staff for Lehman Brothers’ Chairman and CEO Richard S. Fuld, Jr. Since then, he has held a number of senior positions such as Global Head of Strategy from 2005 to 2007 and Global Head of Corporate Communications, Marketing & Brand Strategy and Advertising from 2003 to 2007. Freidheim was appointed Co-CAO in October 2006."

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 10:55AM

@42: you misspelled cocoa. It isn't "co-Cao".

~Former Lehman Quant

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 11:16AM

Scott's jacket is so about to tear that button off, right before Dick takes off the rest of his clothes.

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 11:19AM

Dick Fuld starts new job performing ventriloquist act on the streets of Paris.

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 11:33AM

Christ, let's get out of here before they see us.

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 11:33AM

"Surprise, Surprise Dick Fuld arm and arm with a guy in Paris, you guys all owe me $100"

-David Einhorn

D-Rat

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 11:41AM

TGFD believes that Dick Fuld would still be a respected Wall Streeter if LEH got bailed out the way Blankfein, Mack, and Dimon did.

Fuld was the failed "let-'em-fail" test case that saved the asses of the other three stooges.

Now Fuld is just an object of scorn.

The Guy from Delaware

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 11:52AM

48 LEH did get bailed out - like Bear did. And Fuld's fate is similar to Cayne's. There's a difference between getting caught in a liquidity crisis (GS, JPM, MS) and operating in such a way as to destroy the entire capital base of your firm.

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 11:53AM

DF: That outfit makes you look ridiculous.

SF: Oh I'm sorry, I was too busy NOT ruining a company to care.

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 12:32PM

Guest@#49...

Thank you for the clarity in your post.

I do think that had LEH not been allowed to fail - they did fail - and had either GS or MS not been rescued back in Sept and been the test-case for failure, I wonder where they'd be today.

As TGFD recalls, clients & counterparties were pulling away from GS & MS so fast back in Sept (a la Bear), that those two criminal enterprises wouldn't have lasted 2 days (a la Bear) had not Hank Paulson given them bank charters and billions.

Frankly, at the time, my preference was to see the two of them, especially GS, vanish. Unfortunately, that didn't happen, and GS is setting-up to rule the f'n economy again.

The Guy from Delaware

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 12:59PM

Love the picture. Think I will use it as a background for my computer.

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 1:02PM

Love the picture. Think I will use it as a background for my computer.

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 1:02PM

Love the picture. Think I will use it as a background for my computer.

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 1:05PM

See Scott, I told you we're still One Firm.

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 1:05PM

Love the picture. Think I will use it as a background for my computer.

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 1:09PM

Since it's been established that Scott was Dick's glorified secretary, I just ask what we all want to know: did Dick pound him in the ass?

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 2:09PM

"I KNEW HE'D SHOW!"

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 2:19PM

Caption: 'We are so rich; we can dress any way we want. Sorry for the whole equity destruction / overleverage on bad bets things.'

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 2:19PM

Caption: 'We are so rich; we can dress any way we want. Sorry for the whole equity destruction / overleverage on bad bets thing.'

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 2:33PM

"do you think we look gay?"

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 2:53PM

SF: Does this make me look gay?

DF: What the suit?

SF: No...your thumb up my a$$!!!

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 4:04PM

"TGFD said this red ascot makes me look like a real fucktard, but you know what? I don't give a fuck what he says."

-Scott Friedheim

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 4:07PM

"Who's that chick in the back with the legs?"

-Dick Fuld

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 4:11PM

"Dick Fuld, you're an asshole, and so is that clown with the red hair standing next to you."

-The Chick with the Legs

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 4:13PM

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from these no talent a$$ clowns...

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 4:19PM

Time to bring back the guillotine...

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 5:33PM

"Who in hell does that red-headed guy use as a wardrobe consultant? ClaraBell the Clown?"

-The Guy in the Back
(Walking alongside the Chick with the Legs)

Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2009 6:32PM

does this cock in my mouth make me look gay?

Posted by guest , Jun 24, 2009 2:30PM

Continuing to fail...first Lehman....now how to dress

Posted by guest , Jun 24, 2009 2:31PM

Continuing to fail...first Lehman....now how to dress

Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 10:08PM

150 years in pound me in the a$$ penitentary wouldn't be enough for these 2.