Dick Fuld, pictured with former LEH executive vice-president Scott Freidheim, enjoying himself at a wedding in Paris.
— Advertisement —
Comments (71)
Leave a comment
You can log in with your account or comment as a guest below.
- Use the Bloomberg command
NH BLG_DEALBREAKER <GO>
to access Dealbreaker
Bruno Samartino and Lord Alfred Hayes …
i’m scared to think where their other two hands are. what happens in paris stays in paris ?
Two guys, one cock?
which one’s the bride?
My publicist will wire you $10k if you smile and pretend we’re old pals.
Looks like they had a ‘rough’ night together. Paris can do that.
I’m soo tagging this on facebook.
“Two traders who have never lost money. As for the two guys in the foreground, not so much.”
It’s really hard to decide which one looks douchier.
“Hey its been great catching up and all that. You gonna be at the one year reunion in September?”
Scott F. is a total douche. The guy who takes credit for other people’s work, and deflects blame onto others. Why he keeps getting hired is beyond me. He used to date Amanda Grove (remember her, when CNBC wasn’t all-Maria, all the time?) until she dumped his short, arrogant ass.
“In an effort to embrace his post-LEH second career in typical Type-A fashion, Fuld spent the day getting some on-the-job training with Paris’s most seasoned doorman. However, the two guests cooling their heels while Fuld posed for the ‘paparazzi’ shows he still has much to learn in his quest to the be the Master of the (Cab Hailing)Universe”
@12: Best post of the day so far.
“In an effort to embrace his post-LEH second career in typical Type-A fashion, Fuld spent the day getting some on-the-job training with Paris’s most seasoned doorman. However, the two guests cooling their heels while Fuld posed for the ‘paparazzi’ shows he still has much to learn in his quest to the be the Master of the (Cab Hailing)Universe”
@12 “emember her, when CNBC wasn’t all-Maria, all the time”
uh, cnbc has been all-maria all the time for about 15 years now, so how old is this amanda chick?
Can someone please tell me why the fuck I wasn’t invited?
– Joe Gregory
the short, ratty, firecrotch on the right appears to have a woody
the ascot screams “I am a complete hammer”
where’s the rabbit, mr. magician
how tall are they, 5’5 and change?
Did Erin Callan take the pic?
@17, out of range for your helicopter.
this pic = my new wallpaper
Who’s that handsome devil on our left?
SF: Dick, how far does it have to go before I can milk it?
DF: I said use 3 fingers.
“Did you tag Erin last July 4th?”
“No, I took my grandmother to see the fireworks and eat dinner at Denny’s. Did you?”
@16: My bad. I had to look it up – she was on CBS and did the Marketwatch segment. She was nice, I liked her. I just cannot stand Scott – he really thought he knew everything. Also, he and his family consider themselves Christian, and deny any Jewish-ness. Really? “Freidheim”? And the way he looks? His sibs too? Deny away, I’m sure that makes you a better person.
Europeans stare in horror, as american wears a morning suit without striped trousers.
“I, Fuld, am a hero to my own valet”
@28 that’s weird, re: jewiness. and now he’s working at sears. sad trombone.
I guess douches are exempt from the FAA banned items list…
Did he have to fly…. coach?!
I can’t believe my life has gone to such shit that I have to work as a limo driver.
“Dick Fuld holds up his partner after his bullet-proof vest failed.”
“Over there to your left dear, look, Elton John must have a new beau.”
After we get out of the Shiar we promise to destroy the ring.
“Did you close with Erin last night?”
“Common indications of affiliation with a Hispanic gang include buttoning only the top button of one’s shirt accented with bright colors (on right) or wearing long rise pants above one’s hips (on left).”
Actual caption in LeMonde: Two aging lovers depart the nuptials of Marc Lemay and Monique Brussard
Scott was Dick’s assistant, wrote all those inspirational speeches Dick was so beloved for. Later made CAO in the Fuld/Gregory tradition of promoting yes-men who would never threaten their jobs.
Totally inconsequential and over his head.
“Scott began his career in investment banking in Chicago at John Nuveen & Co. In 1991, he joined Lehman Brothers’ Investment Banking Division. In 1996, he took the position of Chief of Staff for Lehman Brothers’ Chairman and CEO Richard S. Fuld, Jr. Since then, he has held a number of senior positions such as Global Head of Strategy from 2005 to 2007 and Global Head of Corporate Communications, Marketing & Brand Strategy and Advertising from 2003 to 2007. Freidheim was appointed Co-CAO in October 2006.”
@42: you misspelled cocoa. It isn’t “co-Cao”.
~Former Lehman Quant
Scott’s jacket is so about to tear that button off, right before Dick takes off the rest of his clothes.
Dick Fuld starts new job performing ventriloquist act on the streets of Paris.
Christ, let’s get out of here before they see us.
“Surprise, Surprise Dick Fuld arm and arm with a guy in Paris, you guys all owe me $100″
-David Einhorn
D-Rat
TGFD believes that Dick Fuld would still be a respected Wall Streeter if LEH got bailed out the way Blankfein, Mack, and Dimon did.
Fuld was the failed “let-’em-fail” test case that saved the asses of the other three stooges.
Now Fuld is just an object of scorn.
The Guy from Delaware
48 LEH did get bailed out – like Bear did. And Fuld’s fate is similar to Cayne’s. There’s a difference between getting caught in a liquidity crisis (GS, JPM, MS) and operating in such a way as to destroy the entire capital base of your firm.
DF: That outfit makes you look ridiculous.
SF: Oh I’m sorry, I was too busy NOT ruining a company to care.
Guest@#49…
Thank you for the clarity in your post.
I do think that had LEH not been allowed to fail – they did fail – and had either GS or MS not been rescued back in Sept and been the test-case for failure, I wonder where they’d be today.
As TGFD recalls, clients & counterparties were pulling away from GS & MS so fast back in Sept (a la Bear), that those two criminal enterprises wouldn’t have lasted 2 days (a la Bear) had not Hank Paulson given them bank charters and billions.
Frankly, at the time, my preference was to see the two of them, especially GS, vanish. Unfortunately, that didn’t happen, and GS is setting-up to rule the f’n economy again.
The Guy from Delaware
Love the picture. Think I will use it as a background for my computer.
Love the picture. Think I will use it as a background for my computer.
Love the picture. Think I will use it as a background for my computer.
See Scott, I told you we’re still One Firm.
Love the picture. Think I will use it as a background for my computer.
Since it’s been established that Scott was Dick’s glorified secretary, I just ask what we all want to know: did Dick pound him in the ass?
“I KNEW HE’D SHOW!”
Caption: ‘We are so rich; we can dress any way we want. Sorry for the whole equity destruction / overleverage on bad bets things.’
Caption: ‘We are so rich; we can dress any way we want. Sorry for the whole equity destruction / overleverage on bad bets thing.’
“do you think we look gay?”
SF: Does this make me look gay?
DF: What the suit?
SF: No…your thumb up my a$$!!!
“TGFD said this red ascot makes me look like a real fucktard, but you know what? I don’t give a fuck what he says.”
-Scott Friedheim
“Who’s that chick in the back with the legs?”
-Dick Fuld
“Dick Fuld, you’re an asshole, and so is that clown with the red hair standing next to you.”
-The Chick with the Legs
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from these no talent a$$ clowns…
Time to bring back the guillotine…
“Who in hell does that red-headed guy use as a wardrobe consultant? ClaraBell the Clown?”
-The Guy in the Back
(Walking alongside the Chick with the Legs)
does this cock in my mouth make me look gay?
Continuing to fail…first Lehman….now how to dress
Continuing to fail…first Lehman….now how to dress
150 years in pound me in the a$$ penitentary wouldn’t be enough for these 2.