• 01 Jun 2009 at 2:12 PM

Citi To Raise Fresh Capital?

Picture 1451.pngBy suing the pants off the girls at left? I’d say it’s a distinct possibility. Katie Shea and Susie Levitt, NYU students, who identify themselves as “recessionista entrepeneurs,” have started a line of flat shoes that can be folded into small handbags. The duo got the idea for the company after a summer of hoofing it in heels as Wall Street interns. It’s called: Citisoles. Cute? Yes. Pandito’s people’s next target? Most definitely. Considering the bank’s track record (in February the Big C filed suit against “All Citi Pawn Shop” for jacking the bank’s name and logo, demanding that ACPS not only drop the name, but turn over all profits since its adoption, which far surpassed earnings for ’08), it’ll be a matter of hours before they hear from lawyer’s representing Vikula suing for damages “and then some” (those would be VP’s words, who’s downright pissed over the girls leaving him out of the start-up, which the three of them came up with last summer while bitching over 4-inch inflicted blisters at lunch). [via Daily Intel]

Comments (59)

  1. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 2:16 PM

    I do not even know what to say to this.

  2. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 2:18 PM

    i just doubled down on FAZ, i can’t believe what i’m seeing today

  3. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 2:18 PM

    @1 x2

  4. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 2:19 PM

    The both should have an issue with this place then…
    http://www.citishoes.com/citi.htm
    BTW, I call the one on the right

  5. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 2:21 PM

    VP’s totally got corns from his Loubitans.

  6. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 2:21 PM

    and these guys too….
    http://www.citi-us.com/

  7. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 2:21 PM

    Bess,
    Last time I checked, they also teach you how to read at Bais Yaakov day schools. The article clearly states the hot chick and the nasty chick went to NYU.
    Sincerely,
    Rabbi Shloime Green

  8. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 2:22 PM

    and forget about this one…
    http://www.rentapriest.com/web/?_p=1001

  9. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 2:23 PM

    CitiSues

  10. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 2:26 PM

    “We are recessionista entrepreneurs,” said Shea, 22, of Roslyn, L.I.
    “Every way we can cut costs, we do,” said Levitt, also 22, of Danbury, Conn.
    A contract manufacturer in Ningbo, China, is handling initial production; the shoes will be delivered this month.

  11. Posted by girl | June 1, 2009 at 2:27 PM

    Actually I think these girls have a pretty great idea apart from the unfortunate name choice. At any given point I think every girl in ny carries an extra pair of shoes, pashmina, laptop, sunglasses, toothbrush and probably cocktail dress for after work parties on her person. They definitely have room to expand the line into other products. (My 2 cents that inevitably no one will care about)

  12. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 2:28 PM

    @girl- it doesn’t matter, VP had the idea first, and they effed him.

  13. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 2:29 PM

    I would like to leave fresh capital all over their faces.
    The Hedgehog

  14. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 2:30 PM

    girl – I am sorry, did you say something?

  15. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 2:30 PM

    @girl, why would customers want their handbags to smell like their feet? Sounds gross.

  16. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 2:30 PM

    I look at these girls and think…why not? Come sit on TGFD’s lap.

  17. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 2:32 PM

    legit question for you, girl– don’t most flats, if they’re the size of an average female’s foot, already fit in their bag?

  18. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 2:32 PM

    You should note that there’s a men’s shoe store called Citishoes on 56/Park. Great selection and decent prices on all the best wear-to-work brands, a favorite of bankers and lawyers. Been there for years and no one’s noticed – obviously cause its not owned by a pair of cute girls.

  19. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 2:32 PM

    I would like to give them both free passes to get on the beef bus to tuna town.

  20. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 2:33 PM

    They look older than Erin Burnett.

  21. Posted by girl | June 1, 2009 at 2:33 PM

    @ 14 Har!
    @15 Take a peek at the photo- there is a separate carrying case. Some people use cloth shoe bags. In other news, we smell like lilies all the time, so your question is sort of irrelevant.

  22. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 2:34 PM

    @18- thanks!
    -Pandito

  23. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 2:34 PM

    @19 pretty sure they already used those to get the internship to begin with

  24. Posted by girl | June 1, 2009 at 2:36 PM

    @ 17, absolutely. But this makes them more compact, which is an added bonus.

  25. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 2:40 PM

    Fascinating.. simply fascinating…

  26. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 2:40 PM

    @14
    Shhh… Go back to sleep Mr. Summers.

  27. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 2:40 PM

    girl = the fat one

  28. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 2:41 PM

    So I guess I should drop my idea to sell West Texas cactus in Manhattan at a store I was going to call “Citipricks”?

  29. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 2:44 PM

    There are Citi-Spaces, CitiBabes, Citi Habitats, and CitiSpa… all in NYC. Seems like as long as they stay out of the finance/banking world, they’re all set.

  30. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 2:44 PM

    There are Citi-Spaces, CitiBabes, Citi Habitats, and CitiSpa… all in NYC. Seems like as long as they stay out of the finance/banking world, they’re all set.

  31. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 2:44 PM

    There are Citi-Spaces, CitiBabes, Citi Habitats, and CitiSpa… all in NYC. Seems like as long as they stay out of the finance/banking world, they’re all set.

  32. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 2:45 PM

    There are Citi-Spaces, CitiBabes, Citi Habitats, and CitiSpa… all in NYC. Seems like as long as they stay out of the finance/banking world, they’re all set.

  33. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 2:45 PM

    There are Citi-Spaces, CitiBabes, Citi Habitats, and CitiSpa… all in NYC. Seems like as long as they stay out of the finance/banking world, they’re all set.

  34. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 2:46 PM

    It stinks like feet and sex in here.

  35. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 2:48 PM

    Please post something about Becky Quick and her sexual proclivities.
    Porker Stansberry

  36. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 2:51 PM

    Quintuple posting bastard!!!!!

  37. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 2:53 PM

    My Lizard brain likes what it sees.
    – Snake Plissken
    @28:@33 I’d like to rip out your heart with a tooth pick.

  38. Posted by FUNdamental | June 1, 2009 at 2:56 PM

    Vik considering suing them…..vik’s board considering replacing him with them.

  39. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 2:58 PM

    Ladies, first you go ass to ass, then you get the fresh capital.
    Bizness 101

  40. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 3:02 PM

    “Every way we can cut costs, we do.” means… the shoes are made in Bangladesh out of painted cardboard. You can’t wear them on rainy days, they can’t be washed, and they can be worn “only a few times” before they fall apart.
    What a great idea.
    The Guy from Delaware
    @girl…If TGFD “drives you batshit crazy”, I guess you’ll just have to stay that way. It’s not really so bad; kind of liberating, actually.

  41. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 3:12 PM

    Guest@#16…
    “I look at these girls and think…why not? Come sit on TGFD’s lap.”
    You might think you’re joking, but in reality, TGFD wouldn’t have to invite the girls; they’d wiggle over on their own.
    Ahh! It’s great being TGFD.
    The Guy from Delaware

  42. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 3:14 PM

    ass-to-ass ftw.
    Although with GM failing, the market up 3% or so, and yields soaring it’s more of an ass-to-mouth day.

  43. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 3:17 PM

    that shoe idea is going to fail miserably

  44. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 3:21 PM

    They’re ballet slippers. You can get em cheap, fold em in half and slip tham in a zip-lock back…all for $15.99 (and the baggie)
    http://www.dance4less.comDLB_ballet_shoes.htm
    I’ll call mine AIG-Soles. And if you act now, cause we cant do this all day….

  45. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 3:27 PM

    Guest@#43…
    Not to worry. Just keep thinking, “Bear-Market Rally”, and you’ll eventually feel better.
    The Guy from Delaware

  46. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 3:40 PM

    Speaking of feet, we were working this weekend and some dude from my office showed up in his flip flops. Easily size 12s. I couldn’t concentrate.

  47. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 4:00 PM

    the one on the left, although not as cute as the one on the right, is probably a true “firecrotch”…

  48. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 4:09 PM

    Now the walk of shame has a business plan….

  49. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 4:13 PM

    Shit I was hoping those wooden Dutch shoes were going to be popular one day.

  50. Posted by trojan | June 1, 2009 at 4:15 PM

    those shoes look like they were made by french peasents in 1605

  51. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 4:19 PM

    @7 which one is the “hot chick”?

  52. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 4:20 PM

    51 Yeah but jizz wipes of easy…

  53. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 4:31 PM

    @51…hahahaha..best post..

  54. Posted by Rahodeb | June 1, 2009 at 4:36 PM

    “Now the walk of shame has a business plan….”
    Winner.

  55. Posted by FUNdamental | June 1, 2009 at 7:25 PM

    Here’s your winner, 49 takes the thread. You have won the adoration of dozens of fans!

  56. Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 7:46 PM

    Now invetsors in CitiShoes and CitiBank can enjoy the prospect of stepping into a pile of shit

  57. Posted by Last Man Standing | June 1, 2009 at 8:44 PM

    Whats wrong with the one one rights’ cheeks? looks like she stuffed some shoes in her them

  58. Posted by guest | June 2, 2009 at 12:02 AM

    Are you people really that stupid?
    How many places start with “Citi” if you did any research, you would know Citi sewed previously for logo similarity along with name.
    A. The girls aren’t even in the same “space” as financials, therefore confusion would not be mixed up. They are in the SHOE INDUSTRY.
    B. They don’t have the same logo.
    Yes, I’d stick it. But they are hot and obviously smart as shit. Support them rather than hate.
    It’s small businesses that will get us out of this economy that your corporate bastards put us in.

  59. Posted by guest | June 2, 2009 at 7:21 AM

    @59- are you that stupid? it’s a JOKE, based on citi suing the pawn shop in February.

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