"Last weekend my family sat down and we were watching the commercial movie "Titanic." And as I was listening to Dr. Burgess from Texas talk about the debt and the burgeoning debt load that the United States takes, once the ice gash came in the side of the Titanic, which we all remember was called the "unsinkable Titanic," we think of the United States. Nothing can possibly sink the United States. We will always be a superpower. But one thing that has kept us a superpower has been freedom, free market economists. We are in the process of watching the deconstruction of free market economists before our very eyes, something we have never seen. But as the ice ripped that hole in the Titanic, water started being taken on, and the engineer came out and brought the blueprint of the Titanic. Water came into the first chamber, spilled over to the second, spilled over to the third, and by the time it filled up so many chambers, it was over. It was impossible to resurrect that ship."
Bachman Likens US To Titanic [Minnesota Independent]






Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2009 3:24PM
Didn't you get the memo? That bitch is half german half crazy...
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2009 3:28PM
is someone going to tell her it is "economy" and not "economists"...or are we all just going to sit here and smirk
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2009 3:31PM
Can you bump this story in a few years so we can laugh again about the stupidity some people have.
TYIA
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2009 3:36PM
Titanic-DiCaprio-> Shia (Wall Street 2)
So i read that Shia made 500k in Transformers I and $5,000,000 for Transformers II...What do you think he makes for WS2 ?
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2009 3:41PM
Oh my God they killed Kenny Lewis! You bastards!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/northern_ireland/8092921.stm
He was a bit of a rat and probably deserved it ...
Posted by Clown Capital , Jun 10, 2009 3:46PM
A good ole fashioned donkey punch is what Rep. Michele Bachmann needs...yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh.....
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2009 3:48PM
I like "The Underground Movie Titanic" better than "The Commercial Movie Titanic" Because in that one Billy Zane and Leo do it.
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2009 3:49PM
This is like the time Bachman compared 9/11 to The Basketball Diaries.
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2009 3:57PM
She just wanted to make it clear that it wasn't the porn version "Titandick". That's just for her and hubby every other month.
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2009 4:03PM
Is that the Bachman from Bachman Turner Overdrive and "Let It Ride", "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet", and "Takin' Care of Business". Obama favs.
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2009 4:11PM
To put this in perspective: "On Monday April 27, in the midst of the 2009 swine flu outbreak, Bachmann stated on conservative media outlet Pajamas TV that the last swine flu outbreak in the U.S. occurred under "another Democrat President", Jimmy Carter, and that she was not blaming President Obama for the outbreak but that she found it to be an "interesting coincidence". Contrary to her statement, the previous swine flu outbreak occurred while President Gerald Ford was in office.
She is, of course, Republican.
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2009 4:11PM
Kendra is pregnant!! Prejean tossed out!! What is the world coming to?
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2009 4:12PM
wow, this is the same stupid bitch who wanted the press to do an expose on which congressmen where "anti-america" during the election
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2009 4:24PM
@13
"which congressmen where"???
This why you were laid off.
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2009 4:29PM
You see, you just don't have to depend on Maxine Waters to open her mouth to make a mockery out of Congress. This woman Bachmann does the same and a lot more frequently, as those who follow her know.
And deconstruction is not a verb. But she alleges that, as her love of her life (and Captain of the Titanic when it hit the iceberg) used to say -- "They misunderestimate me."
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2009 4:34PM
Well lets just say I wouldn't mind being the meat in a Michelle Bachman/Katherine Harris sandwich.
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2009 4:42PM
u n d e r w a t e r
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2009 4:46PM
@14
"This why you were laid off"???
if you are going be a bitch and correct other people's typos make sure you use correct English yourself.
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2009 5:01PM
@13 @18 stop digging please.
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2009 6:31PM
Is the mis-spelling of Minnesota a joke I'm just to stupid to get? Usually Bess' humor isn't that cryptic, that tends to be E.P.'s style. Who, apparently, has been MIA recently. So we've got that going for us. Which is nice
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2009 6:35PM
@20- pretty sure that was a misspelling, as it was just corrected. and yeah, this place is so much better without painful "humor."
Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2009 11:21PM
Didn't this guy sing "Takin' Care of Business?"
Posted by EvilBuzzard , Jun 11, 2009 10:44AM
China won't let us sink. They want their money back on all those bonds they've purchased. They don;t want it in inflated currency either.