We cut you guys down prettay, prettay, prettay frequently. It’s all warranted, of course, but we’ve decided we should be pumping you up, too, for the things you occasionally get right. Moving forward, we’ll be taking the time to highlight the best comments from the peanut gallery (please note that the frequency of these little back pats will be dependent a) how badly you show me you want it and b) how lazy we’re feeling). I don’t know if it was the sharks or the coke, but today a whole bunch of you brought it and brought it hard. Two in particular.
In response to What Kind Of Shark Is A Bank Of America Shark?
Posted by guest, Jun 17, 2009 3:06PM
Sharks that can suck on my shark’s dick. Get somea this.
– Stevie
In response to Bernanke To Testify Next Thursday On Bank of Amerillwide Deal
Posted by guest, Jun 17, 2009 9:00AM
Idiot from Congress: Mr. Bernanke would you care to tell us exactly what role you played in the Bank of America Merril Lynch deal please?
The Beard: I’m talking about me, in the Federal Reserve of New York Building, live, uncut, in person, bringin’ in the CEOs, luuuubin’ the deals.
Will you guys do a “comment of the day” for the comments about the best comments?
-Eat Me
As someone who consistently leaves the best comments on DB, I’d like to request a “back pat” in the form of a BJ instead of a shout out.
Bess, can you do a post of the top 10 comments from Greg’s 300+ article on Friday?
I second @2
To quote Johnny Drama: “Victory!”
–Stevie
Why do I get the feeling that dating Bess would be like getting kneed in the balls and then having said balls sucked?
@6 watch what you say pal
-tim s
I will take hor semen for $100, Trebek.
@7- who is Tim S?
@7- I actually didn’t mean it in a bad way.
-6
I hate Tim S almost as much as I hate Greg.
I am not your pal, friend.
can someone please explain the Tim S joke? thx
Tim Sykes?
@6- as someone who can speak from experience, it’s more like a squeeze/suck.
Trans sexual orchestra
@13
bess and tim:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiRiJAl5Oo8
TS, sorry (not sorry) DB doesn’t write about you anymore but pls stop trying to maintain relevance by saying you’re dating BL.
Damn you Bess, I’m drafting one helluva e-mail to blast out to the blogosphere, you cheating mynx.
- Cuckolded in Canada
@17 fucking christ
stop promoting him
Please do something about all the ads featuring ARS…men with eating disorders annoy me.
Beth- I was crushed to learn my comment to Ace on the Wall didn’t make the cut.
“we use words like honor, blanus, monsterclops..you use them as a punchline!”
But I think it would make for a catchy tagline. I would be happy to let you TM it in exchange for some cuddle time and a good camel punch.
Yeah bess i’m hurt
@ 12 – I’m not your friend, Chief.
One site can seem to talk enough about Bank of Amerillwide! It’s like a fourth grader with a crush!
Funniest comment of the month is number 14 responding to 13 on the Trump thing. was laughing my ass off.
Posted by guest, Jun 17, 2009 11:52AM
@13 – Hey, Buffalo Bill, you are starting to creep me out. Go make your skin dress somewhere else.
and for reference, the comment they were addressing:
Posted by guest, Jun 17, 2009 11:50AM
Ok, if no one else will, I’m going to take the opportunity to be catty here. She’s a beautiful, smart and poised woman, but there’s something unproportional about her chest, and I’m not talking the breast bits. It’s like the upper rib cage is too fleshy or something. Any Michelangelos out there concur?
@17 If Bess turned out to be Sarah Austin, it would destroy all my pent up sexual attraction toward her. In fact, I would probably commit sepuku.
@27- luckily for you, she’s not sarah austin.
Too long; didn’t read.