• 12 Jun 2009 at 2:02 PM

Did Jamie Dimon Put The Kibosh On Ace Greenberg’s Writing Career?

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Picture 1527.pngMaybe! Former Bear Stearns chairman and current JPMorgan employee Ace Greenberg was supposed to be writing a book about the rise and fall of Bear Stearns. But the project has apparently be shelved, possibly at the direct “request” of Bearpont Morgan Stearns CEO Jamie Dimon, likely out of a desire to avoid the press associated with being the firm employing the guy spilling ink on the topics of magic tricks, ass grabbing, dogs shows, and banging Barbara Walters, all of which he was planning on weaving throughout the tale. Which is admittedly disappointing, though do not fear, as Dealbreaker has reached out to Ace and offered to publish the tome chapter by chapter. Keep your fingers crossed, as it would make an excellent edition to our book club.

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    Comments (13)

    1. 1
      Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 2:53 PM

      Does anyone else think Bess is hot?

    2. 2
      Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 2:53 PM

      Does anyone else think Bess is hot?

    3. 3
      Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 2:56 PM

      I heard the project was stopped over a photo of Walters, Greenspan and Grenberg at the eiffel tower.

    4. 4
      Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 3:08 PM

      Who hasn’t banged Barbara Walters? She does this thing with her tongue and index finger that is just outstanding.
      -Charlie Gasparino

    5. 5
      Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 3:10 PM

      Who hasn’t banged Barbara Walters? She does this thing with her tongue and index finger that is just outstanding.
      -Charlie Gasparino

    6. 6
      Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 3:37 PM

      Did they find Bagel yet?

    7. 7
      Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 3:47 PM

      Who hasn’t banged Charlie Gasparino in the caboose?

    8. 8
      Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 3:47 PM

      Who hasn’t banged Charlie Gasparino in the caboose?

    9. 9
      Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 4:31 PM

      6,
      I found him humping Joe Bear’s leg at the Steak & Shake up here. He’s fine.
      -Bella “Ruff Rider 4 Life” Black

    10. 10
      Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 6:16 PM

      EP shoulda done this one… she’s good for 1K words

    11. 11
      Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 11:45 PM

      @10 no, she shouldn’t have, as she takes humor out of everything she touches. and also because she’s busy posting conspiracy theory bull shit under the name “marla singer” at zh.

    12. 12
      Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 11:50 PM

      @11 It is absolutely stunning how the authors of zh claim total moral superiority, but have no problem whatsoever with wild speculation, insinuation, and misinformation as fact (i.e. lying).

    13. 13
      Posted by guest | June 14, 2009 at 5:05 AM

      What a sad old man. The captain should go down with the ship. Ace became a tool for JD in his quest for world domination. I will always remember him as a sell out.

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