Like Greg (and the universe) did yesterday, after DK’s proclamation that “the recession is over.” Unless you’re in the market for the business end of one of Kneale’s trademark screechy ass hissy fits, in which case, proceed.
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what the fuck is he on?
This guy needs a fucking ass-kicking.
My mom always told me not to talk to puppets – they can be nasty sometimes.
God he needs to relax
what an @sshat! why agree to go on the show, you know you’re going to get talked over and cut off. let that be a lesson to you young bloggers! I’d like to see dk and dr go at it…see his “brown shoots” message that shoots down mr. duckweed in a very salient manner.
https://ems.gluskinsheff.net/Articles/Lunch_with_Dave_063009.pdf
at least now we know how to get under his skin. and since we know they’re reading this: hey francis, if pool boy can’t live up to expectations, how about a reverse oreo? I’ll even play dumb and pretend I didn’t get an mba…
Give him a break. The little guys feelings are hurt, and now he’s gone and made an ass of himself. He should talk to Liesman and get some advice about talking shit and backing it up with bullshit govt stats.
me me me me me
LOL
This is The Great CNBC Sucks. It’s too late and there was no “suggesting”. “Dennis Kneale” and “idiot” have been merged into a singular tag on WordPress.com for a year:
http://en.wordpress.com/tag/dennis-kneale-is-an-idiot/
I seem to have the majority of the posts.
Bess I want to see your fine body on this show
DK needs to be put in a burlap sack and beaten with reeds.
Bess, you have eclipsed your HWM. You may recommence 2-and-20 immediately.
I would only suggest that late-breaking news like this warrants a couple of flashies.
Let me be the first to say that Dennis Kneale is an IDIOT.
He mentioned DB and ZH by name.
It is soooooo on! Go get him Bess. A couple of acid barbs would have him crying for his mommy.
Dennis Kneale, what hath you brung upon yourself, you silly fool?
BTW this is a one-night-only fling between DealBreaker and The Great CNBC Sucks. I retired for the 300,000th time from the Ritholtz blog and I miss Barry Wuzzy, kinda the way Mark Sanford misses his Argentinian mistress. Well, not really.
Speaking of flings, Moe, if you are reading this, sorry I missed your email about drinks last Saturday.
And please don’t let Greg. “A.” Michaels anywhere near the phone with CNBC.
-13
Tonight he declared the blogphere dead. So, it’s dead. Wondering when he is going to interview his buddy Algore who invented the internet?
I’m afraid it’s worse than that. His ratings must be down.
Dennis Kneale was my boy scout troupe leader and he made me sleep in the same sleeping bag with him.
A Person with feelings
Kneale, you are a monkey and not even a well trained monkey.
The sound of your grating shrill voice makes me want to kick dogs and slap old ladies.
BTW those glasses are just fuuuckiiinngg sTuPiD and your “coif” makes you look like one of the conga players in Ricky Ricardo’s band
Why not claim the recession is over? Its a pretty good gamble for a second rate talking head. In 8 months when they come out and declare that this was the official end of the recession he can play back the clips and look great, and if its a few months later, then no one ever mentions this on air and he loses nothing.
If only Trader Monthly was still around, I’d suggest a best of DB vs. Dennis Kneale deathmatch, you know TM would have 100% rolled that shit
In all seriousness, I know CNBC is a joke, but I cannot believe even they let DK go on like this tonight. What a fucking child.
He is an idiot– here’s why:
1. Long article by Denninger
http://market-ticker.denninger.net/archives/1175-To-Dennis-Kneale-Youre-An-Idiot.html
2. The ZH answer:
http://zerohedge.blogspot.com/2009/06/dennis-lets-zero-hedge-have-it.html
You have got to be kidding me. I can’t believe this is want CNBC has become. Ron Isana where have you gone?? Wow, this is a new low for DK.
You have got to be kidding me. I can’t believe this is what CNBC has become. Ron Isana where have you gone?? Wow, this is a new low for DK.
@23 dk is an idiot and we don’t need 6,000-word posts by conspiracy theorists sites to tell us that.
@24/25 insana has sunk just as low: http://dealbreaker.com/2009/06/ron-insanas-gonna-make-you-all.php
dickweed
He’s read every best-selling book,
He’s a gourmet blender cook.
He’s the Douchiest in Douches News
hey, he pimped his ex wife’s article about Sanford, the pitiful governor of SC. And he said he has an adopted child so it was true confessions night for him alright.
congratulations, DK, you are the biggest cockbag on CNBC.
meep meep meeeeeep meep meep meeeeeep.
lol.
and Maria goes:
wah wah waaaaaaah wah wah waaaaaaah (like Charlie Brown’s parents).
xEBx
good for dennis kneale to defend himself; thanks for focusing attention on blogs.
@33 that was only a “defense” of himself if you consider pissing and moaning like a little bitch defending oneself.
someone forced DK to do this
@35 oh yeah? who?
@35 not likely
kneale is too fucking pathetic for words
kneale, I’m going breaka your face
-cg
Blow me, buddy.
- The Real Beeker
fuck/marry/kill:
kneale
bartiromo
gasparino
discuss
@41- bartiromo/gasparino/kneale
cnbc, put this guy out of his fucking misery
@43 I’m thinking about it.
- Jeff Immelt
someone needs to smash in those glasses asap.
what a cum-guzzler.
-madoff
which is more loathsome: madoff or DK?
Gregory Anus Michaels! You were brought up better than that. Even though your father left us when you were just a little tyke, Nan and I taught you the importance of the Golden Rule. Why don’t you apologize to Dennis and invite him to your birthday party? He seems like a nice boy. Maybe I’ll send him a basket of my homemade preserves to bury the hatchet.
I still love you, sugar tush.
-Mom
P.S., Jeff Macke left you a silly message on the answering machine. He said, “Skeet skeet skeet skeet!” That one, what a joker. Reminds me of a young Jack Benny.
I’d still hit it.
-Ruthie
nod if you understand what I’m saying: Dennis Kneale sucks dick.
-Jeff Macke
Even I feel embarrassed for this kook.
SPODE
“dickweed”? really? are we saying that now?
@50 yeah, my own dick, thank you very much.
-DK
DK is the poster child for retroactive abortions.
DK is the poster child for retroactive abortions.
DK is the poster child for retroactive abortions.
DK is the poster child for retroactive abortions.
DK is the poster child for retroactive abortions.
DK is the poster child for retroactive abortions.
DK is the poster child for retroactive abortions.
Not even I would blow this guy and we all know I’ll blow just about anyone.
-MB
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG7U0FVjrNo&feature=player_embedded
Why Are You Getting So Defensive, Dennis?
Posted by Bess Levin, Mar 13, 2008, 2:22pm
We still hate what Eliot Spitzer’s love of whores has done to Jim Cramer, but we’ve got to give the former Governor props for orchestrating the singular awesomeness that was this exchange between CNBC’s Charlie Gasparino and Dennis Kneale. Charlie gets pissed off at Neal for interrupting him, Kneale points out the irony in Charlie being annoyed with someone for “pulling a Gasparino” and Charlie proceeds to pose the question we’ve all been dying to ask, does Dennis Kneale use hookers?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjhrtclvixw&feature=player_embedded
God he makes me sick.
–DK’s mom
Dennis Kneale molests collies
This is Kneale’s MO: start a fight out of anything, at all costs.
@65 confirmed
@65 sadly I know that all too well.
-Lassie
anyone here want to be my pool boy?
-Melissa Francis
how many years of DK’s life do you think were spent being forced to do an elephant walk?
dk, do the honorable thing and kill yourself.
Floyd Pepper: [about the Insta-Grow pills]
What else do these pills make big?
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Oh, they’ll work on anything, but the effect is, sadly, temporary.
Beaker: Sadly temporary.
Are you reading, Douchebag Kneale??
Sure, we are all anonymous commenters on an anonymous blog, but it’s certainly heartwarming to see all of us so united in agreement that you SUCK!
@73 it’s not just DB, the universe is united in thinking this guy sucks.
god damn this guy grind my gears.
-bernie
DK needs his face rearranged
He’s predicting a rebound? Fucking typical of a CNBC talking head to predict something that already happened.
Also, did anyone else detect a little Sean Hannity in the opening minute or two?
fuck/marry/kill:
kneale
bernie
stanford
discuss
@77 yes
Still waiting for you to answer the question, Dennis. (Do you or do you not use hookers– http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjhrtclvixw&feature=player_embedded)
The Muppet Movie (1979)
Floyd Pepper: [about the Insta-Grow pills] What else do these pills make big?
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Oh, they’ll work on anything, but the effect is, sadly, temporary.
Dennis: Sadly temporary.
“…for a minimum bid of ten-large, you could be telling your friends about the time you served as Dennis Kneale’s fluffer while he surfed for Asian porn between Power Lunch commercial breaks.”
http://dealbreaker.com/2009/05/drop-bills-to-watch-jim-cramer.php
Dennis must have some amazing deep dark shit on someone high up at CNBC to be allowed on the set.
It would have to involve dead, mutilated bodies, bigamy, and recordings of Bernanke threatening to cut Ken Lewis’ balls off
I honestly would love to know who cnbc thinks they’re appealing to with this guy. He’s not (circle one): smart, charming, hot, one for the guidos.
good god I hate this guy.
-sue herrera
Fucking douchenozzle.
–Bill Griffeths
True story: DK once tried to get me to let him titty fuck caruso and cabrera. shot down, of course, but it was funny at the time.
-michelle
way to rip off “Real Deal with Bill McNeil”
@87 tell us more
@87 ftw
@87 nice work
this fuckin guy!
-cg
fuck/marry/kill:
kneale
kathy griffin
roseanne bar
discuss
fuck/marry/kill:
kneale
mark haines
larry kudlow
discuss
@all- fuck you, cowardly dillholes!
-DK
This guy needs to be clownfaced and fast.
fyi, still looking for a pool boy.
-Mel France
That’s it, tomorrow this guy is getting glass bottom boat’ed. First thing in the morning.
-Mark Haines
@MH- live on squawk box?
“dickweed”? seriously?
this guy needs a good curbing.
DK makes me look good. Think about that.
-ARS
Everyone in the world knows DK is an idiot… literally. Even here in China. Most use the actual definition rather than the american slang definition, however.
Idiot = Greek for one who does not vote or by other personal choices makes himself a person ‘who does not matter’.
The American in China.
Hope is a decision. Are you feeling me? Hope. Is a Decision.
DK is and always be a fine republican.
Thank you DK for the 6 minute DB plug.
Otherwise, what a dickweed.
good god, what an ignernt whiny pussy! it’s not bad enough that blogs like ZH and DB make him their bitch right in front of god and everybody – nooooo, he’s got to go on the air and *announce that fact* for anyone who might have been traveling and missed it.
the MSM deathwatch accelerates….ticktock, ticktock…
@26
Agree, the ZH response was way over the top and unnecessarily wordy. I liked how Bess handled this, much more funny and to the point.
Since I make it a point of not watching CNBC, does Kneale has his own show now? Bizarre if true.
I’d like to know the dark, dirty secret he has on the producer that got him on the network. He epitomizes the classic example of someone a few decades overdue for an ass kicking (utterly humiliated, at the very least). He’s not the only person on CNBC for which this comment applies. Who let this fucking guy in here?!?
no replacement; i feel he’s dylan ratigan reincarnate. he must have spent the weekend practicing the style.
What a dooshbag!! Dennis Kneale has his head so far up his ass. Based on this clip, its clear that he is neither a credible journalist NOR a reliable economist. Not only is he wrong…HE’S DOWNRIGHT ANNOYING. Nothing is worse than an insecure (wannabe) journalist going on the attack to defend themselves. Its like being at the dentist getting a root canal without any pain meds.
…and I thought the funniest moment on the Constant Noise, Bullshit Crap channel was Maria Bartiromo trying to pronounce acetaminophen. Wow, was I wrong
Oh why oh why hasnt anyone learned a lesson from Kudlow from 2007-2008 and the Goldilocks Economy.
@108 wordy, over the top, more self-important, completely unfunny = zh/ep (sorry “marla”)’s shtick.
i STOPPED watching cnbc and turned it off for a couple hours during the middle of the day specifically because of kneale.
that has then expanded to the hour before power lunch, and if i have it on at all after 2 pm (or between 10 and 11) i have it on mute.
insana was ok as a tv commentator, bad in every other forum. he’s now got a for-pay service with thestreet.com
sorry it’s not snarky, but i know that i’m not the only one who left cnbc because of this dweeb. 111 says it all.
I like how he attacks blogger anonymity as cowardly. Maybe if he introduced them to the person he blew to get on the network they could beat him down face-to-face. I’d kind of like to see a fight between Dennis and Greg…
Karma’s a bitch
—–Jeff
cnbc should fire this clown asap
DK needs a good ol’ fashioned Donkey-Punch!
@118 and anyone associated with him ever being hired in the first place… he’s been bad for a very long time now. he likes to create conflict but goes about doing so in such a pathetic way. it’s one thing to play devil’s advocate when you also offer insightful commentary as well… he doesn’t! (never has and never will). I kind of suspect that pushing him to the later slot is a prelude to being taken behind the barn and shot but only time will tell. Maybe they’re prepping him for a late-night comedy show where he just spouts off his views of the world.
DK was CLEARLY the “wedgie king” of his junior high — his use of the juvenile term “dickweed” and the very noticeable crack in his voice evidences that somebody has hit a very deep nerve.
Outstanding work, Bessalina. A few more digs and that assclown will have an on-air breakdown and go out on disability.
We should all file complaints with the FCC for Kneale’s use of ‘dickweed’… I just don’t want my children hearing such things on the TV. I think if he becomes more of a headache to the powers-that-be he will be off the network in no time.
Well, in the writhing conga line of idiot-assholes, Dennis Kneale just got rear-ended by Mark Sanford.
Obviously, they didn’t “gong” Mike because he wasn’t making his case. They gonged him because he was.
Was Gasparino sending a signal to Bess that by having dinner together the other night, that was a hint that other CNBC assholes were coming after the blogosphere including Dealbreaker?
Is CNBC “going to the mattresses” (stained as they are) against the blogs this summer?
@125 CG loves Bess. DK is the only one at CNBC “going after” the blogosphere.
I guess he no longer appears on “Dolts and Dullards” aka Powerlunch?
I can’t figure out if Dennis or Kudlow is a bigger douche…
Nice publicity though for Bess and the gang!
DK, just to be COMPLETELY clear….
DICKWEED:(n)
1) A completely self-absorbed, useless asshole with shit for brains;
2) A person so irredeemably stupid that their idiotic behavior causes pain to everyone that they interact with.
…with thanks to our friends at Urban Dictionary.
DK- it’s time. Just do it. Join me.
-Billy Mays
DK WHY DON’T WE ALL BE (BLOOGERS) IN CABLE TV AND ALL FINANCIAL TV PROGRAMS ESP. CNBC?
I’M SURE CNBC TALKING HEADS WOULD LOST THEIR JOBS.
ERIN BURNETT AND HAINES WILL BECOME AN EXTINCT HOSTS as their are a LOT OF HOT AND FINANCIAL EXPERTS BABES AROUND.
DENNIS DICKHEAD WILL BECOME AN AEROBICS ASSISTANT TO SIMMONS IN SHORT SHORTS.
I’ll bet his secretary won’t even pound him in the ass after that last clip.
Sweet caps usage, @131. Go S yourself. Speaking of S-ing oneself, any idea if DK has the freddy mercury/george brett syndrome going yet?
if this isn’t enough to send every one of you over to FBN u get what you deserve. I long ago (7 months mebbe?) ditched these clowns and went to Fox business, enough already with the “Look at MEEEEE” antics of the ‘anchors’ who are all a joke.
if this isn’t enough to send every one of you over to FBN u get what you deserve. I long ago (7 months mebbe?) ditched these clowns and went to Fox business, enough already with the “Look at MEEEEE” antics of the ‘anchors’ who are all a joke.
cnbc is getting pretty desperate- will do anything to keep viewers in a bear market. From santellis tea party to macke to kneale, their standards are plummeting by the day. Soon the network will try Jerry Springer type antics. That’ll get viewership up
CNBC anchors are a bunch of tools- they are desperately trying to stay relevant with their absurd commentary and overly aggressive yet ineffective interviewing strategy.
I wish Kneale would invite Jon Stewart to CNBC- I’d definitely tune in to that interview (read: beatdown).
telling someone to leave CNBC to go to FBN is like telling someone to stop eating sh** from a cow and instead eat sh** from a horse.
“Dennis Kneale Is An Idiot,” well he sure tries hard NOT to get it!
I’ve challenged him 1/2 dozen times, & not once has he or CNBC replied, NOT ONCE!
I’m too new to the Blogger’s type of
communication & I don’t type, sue me!
Dennis wants publicity, has folks believing that he left Forbes for more money at CNBC, what a riot that is.
I suggest he try pushing is thimble sized brainchild (the recession is over) past one of Larry Kudlow’s frequent guests, A. Gary Shilling. I actually DARE HIM TO!
http://www.newsletters.forbes.com/servlet/ControllerServlet?Action=DisplayPage&Env=BASE&Locale=en_US&SiteID=es_764&id=ProductDetailsPage&productID=82230600
Forbes still employ’s Mr. Shilling, (HINT!)
Dennis Kneale and his ugly face, is a four eyed looser. He knows nothing about the capital markets. He probably couldn’t even walk you through an income statement. He appeals to pathos by using his annoying prepubescent voice to spat out headlines from yahoo finance. I hate this idiot with a heated passion. How in the hell did this guy get a job on national television. CNBC, I don’t watch you network anymore because of this guy.
Dennis is too much of coward to respond. Hey Dennis, I’d be happy to come on CNBC and bash you in front of a live audience. Without a teleprompter and notes, you don’t know jack $hit about the capital markets and/or the economy. Bring it fat boy
Did anyone catch the Campagnola reference in the ZH response? Could Tyler Durden have been the third wheel on Bess and CG’s date and if so, did CG drop rohypnol into TD’s shirley temple to take advantage of Bess?
Anyone else watching his response right now? Kind of cool to see comments that I made/read on here today on TV. This fued is incredible PR for Bess and the gang. Can’t wait to hear her response.
Kick his douche ass, Bess!
@ 84- the man is far from intelligent
I personally would like to appear on CNBC and shake hands with Dennis Kneale. He has the balls and intelligence to reasonally discuss the markets; unlike his critics, he uses facts and figures of relevant origins.
So all you chickenshit bloggers who have nothing to clog your castrated minds with except said chicken fecal matter, shut up or discuss the matter in a civil manner.
Only adults need to apply.
Keep up the good work Dennis and I for one am very happy Dylan has left the building.
@146 Jeff?
who ever wants to shake hands with Dennis is truly a f*ckin homo. He doesn’t have intelligence ahole; he reads off of a teleprompter. I’ll kick you ass.
I am sick of this arrogant person. Whenever he shows up, I just jump off CNBC.
exuse me, but dennis IS an IDIOT!
Kneale is right. Anonymous bloggers are cowards.