• 01 Jun 2009 at 11:49 AM

Fritz Henderson Sums It Up: “There is no other sale, or even other potential purchasers, present or on the horizon.”

By Bess Levin

Obama: Do you have any prospects?
Henderson: No.
Obama: You got anything on the horizon?
Henderson: Uh, no.
Obama: Do you have any action at all?
Henderson: No.
Obama: Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?
Henderson: I like to get the Daily News Detroit Times.


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Comments (10)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 12:00 PM

    Where’s the part about how this all got started with the 1983 Chevy 1500 pick-up’s automatic transmissions?
    ~The Okie Noodler

  2. 2
    Posted by HAM05 | June 1, 2009 at 12:16 PM

    i dont know what all the words mean, but that scribd thing is sweet

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 12:20 PM

    Nice Seinfeld reference.
    Odd choice putting Obama in Kramer’s spot though, considering the racist remarks by the actor in his post Seinfeld stand up gigs.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 12:22 PM

    KRAMER (moves over and sits next to George): Do you ever yearn?
    GEORGE: Yearn? Do I yearn?
    KRAMER: I yearn.
    GEORGE: You yearn.
    KRAMER: Oh, yes. Yes, I yearn.
    Often, I…I sit…and yearn. Have you yearned?
    GEORGE: Well, not recently. I craved. I crave all the time, constant craving…but I haven’t yearned.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 12:24 PM

    Perhaps Summers is not actually
    sleeping in every single official meeting but he is in fact simply “Yearning”!

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 12:36 PM

    When will they begin production on the Jon Voight model?
    /pencil with bite marks not included

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 12:41 PM

    The papers in my city are the Free Press and the News. Get it right, funny-(wo)man.
    -tgfD
    (the guy from Detroit)

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 1:19 PM

    The USA
    -the greatest PE firm in the Werld

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 1:44 PM

    @6
    nice. but remember that’s John with an “h”, not Jon.

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | June 1, 2009 at 2:21 PM

    mah bad…..little too much to drink last night @ Tim Watley’s party.

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