Obama: Do you have any prospects?
Henderson: No.
Obama: You got anything on the horizon?
Henderson: Uh, no.
Obama: Do you have any action at all?
Henderson: No.
Obama: Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?
Henderson: I like to get the Daily News Detroit Times.
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Posted by guest , Jun 01, 2009 12:00PM
Where's the part about how this all got started with the 1983 Chevy 1500 pick-up's automatic transmissions?
~The Okie Noodler
Posted by HAM05 , Jun 01, 2009 12:16PM
i dont know what all the words mean, but that scribd thing is sweet
Posted by guest , Jun 01, 2009 12:20PM
Nice Seinfeld reference.
Odd choice putting Obama in Kramer's spot though, considering the racist remarks by the actor in his post Seinfeld stand up gigs.
Posted by guest , Jun 01, 2009 12:22PM
KRAMER (moves over and sits next to George): Do you ever yearn?
GEORGE: Yearn? Do I yearn?
KRAMER: I yearn.
GEORGE: You yearn.
KRAMER: Oh, yes. Yes, I yearn.
Often, I...I sit...and yearn. Have you yearned?
GEORGE: Well, not recently. I craved. I crave all the time, constant craving...but I haven't yearned.
Posted by guest , Jun 01, 2009 12:24PM
Perhaps Summers is not actually
sleeping in every single official meeting but he is in fact simply "Yearning"!
Posted by guest , Jun 01, 2009 12:36PM
When will they begin production on the Jon Voight model?
/pencil with bite marks not included
Posted by guest , Jun 01, 2009 12:41PM
The papers in my city are the Free Press and the News. Get it right, funny-(wo)man.
-tgfD
(the guy from Detroit)
Posted by guest , Jun 01, 2009 1:19PM
The USA
-the greatest PE firm in the Werld
Posted by guest , Jun 01, 2009 1:44PM
@6
nice. but remember that's John with an "h", not Jon.
Posted by guest , Jun 01, 2009 2:21PM
mah bad.....little too much to drink last night @ Tim Watley's party.