• 12 Jun 2009 at 12:35 PM

Get In Blankfein’s (Old) Bed

By Bess Levin

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Lloyd and wife Laura having been living it up in their $27 million 15 CPW pad for the last year, where each apartment comes equipped with an auto-fellatio room in order to meet the needs of tenants that include Sandy Weill, Daniel Och, and Dan Loeb. For some reason, though, they hung on to their old place at 941 Park Avenue, perhaps so LB wouldn’t have to cross the park after his weekly chill sessions with Stan O’Neal, who lives in the building. Cityfile reports it finally went on the market today for the asking price of $15 million. If you’ve been looking for a modest 5-bedroom duplex that comes with a 30-foot living room, library, maid’s rooms, and a shower that can accommodate freakishly tall individuals (LB had it made specially for Hank Paulson’s visits), check it out.

Comments (13)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 12:44 PM

    The maid’s room is so small you can barely notice it…
    Surprised to see the master bedroom isn’t much larger than mine.

  2. 2
    Posted by merkin capital partners | June 12, 2009 at 12:44 PM

    lloyd blankenfine raped me.
    –MW

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 12:45 PM

    A lot of closet space for when actors are in town.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 12:47 PM

    A lot of closet space for when actors are in town.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 12:52 PM

    Why aren’t there ever, ever comments on Cityfile’s posts?

  6. 6
    Posted by Lowly Assistant | June 12, 2009 at 12:54 PM

    6,
    It’s weird. There stuff is interesting, and very well written. I think I’ve seen maybe two or three comments over the course of the last 9 months (granted, I only hit the links DB provides).

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 1:11 PM

    I saw Ron Jeremy do an auto-fellatio in some flick back in the 80s. But maybe it was LB when he had hair.

  8. 8
    Posted by Lowly Assistant | June 12, 2009 at 1:11 PM

    WHOA WHOA WHOA! ^^^ “Their”
    Me talk like me huff white-out.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 1:12 PM

    I’ll take it!
    ~ Mozilo

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 1:14 PM

    It’s lovely, I’ll take it!
    ~ Mozilo

  11. 11
    Posted by Anal_yst | June 12, 2009 at 1:38 PM

    @1
    Looks like they’ve got the Study as part of the Master suite, in which case, that’s pretty damn big.

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 2:40 PM

    The Sotheby’s site says Lloyd’s maintenance is only $1014 a month? I pay more than that, have no job and no auto-fellatio built-ins whatsoever.

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 2:55 PM

    @13: Maybe your nonexistent negotiation skills are the reason you’re 1) unemployed and 2) getting raped with maintenance bills.
    ~ Lloyd

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