Guesstimate Bernie Madoff's Sentence

Picture 1611.pngAhead of the 10AM moment of truth, make your best guess now, Price Is Right style. Closest without going over will receive your choice of either a) a DealBreaker mug or b) a headshot signed by Charlie Gasparino. For reference, prosecutors want 150, Team Bernie wants 12.

Oh, just so you know:

In a letter to the court, Ira Sorkin, Madoff's attorney, made an initial recommendation of a 12-year prison term, one year short of what Sorkin asserts to be Madoff's life expectancy. What the letter does not point out -- but what Judge Chin surely knows -- is that a sentence of 12 years would actually only add up to about 9 years in federal prison. Here's the math: Madoff has served over 3 months already, and under the federal Bureau of Prisons rules, he gets a 15% reduction for good time, which could deduct about 21 more months from the sentence. Finally, under the recently enacted Second Chance Act, he could even serve the last year of his term in home confinement if a pilot program becomes the norm -- leaving about 9 years in federal prison.

Update: Judge Chin has put it out there that the federal probation department is recommending 50 years, without commenting whether or not he feels that'd be a reasonable sentence or if they ought to GTFO.

Comments

1

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 9:40AM

I'll start by guessing 25 years.

~J. Skilling

2

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 9:40AM

69, dude!

3

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 9:41AM

With a statistically significant 425 votes cast in the FINalternatives/Bernie blog poll, 58.8% of readers are guessing that Bernard Madoff will be sentenced to the big house for more than 50 years. All these talking heads and lawyers speaking with the Wall Street Journal have him getting a maximum 30.

I guess we’ll find out circa 50 minutes from now.

Last chance to Vote: http://www.finalternatives.com/node/8337

4

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 9:43AM

150

5

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 9:44AM

140 years with no congigual visits.

6

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 9:44AM

@3 we're voting here, but thanks.

7

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 9:44AM

25

8

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 9:44AM

50 billion years

9

Posted by Clown Capital , Jun 29, 2009 9:44AM

20 years max. He probably won't live to see it anyway...

10

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 9:44AM

45

11

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 9:44AM

in the butt bob.

12

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 9:45AM

99

13

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 9:45AM

holy fuck I want that signed headshot so bad!

14

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 9:45AM

29 years

15

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 9:45AM

19 years, out in 12, dead in 12.5.

16

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 9:47AM

35 years....

see ya in hell Bernie!

CSWTF

17

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 9:47AM

How 'bout they just get medieval on his ass?

18

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 9:47AM

@6 -- screw the mug, we've got real payouts here: http://bernard-madoff-scam.blogspot.com/

19

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 9:48AM

I will guess 100 years.
~Bernie Ebbers

20

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 9:48AM

50 years.

21

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 9:49AM

30

22

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 9:49AM

29 yrs...

tf1

23

Posted by merkin capital partners , Jun 29, 2009 9:49AM

30

24

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 9:50AM

Time served. Please, Dear God.

-Sir Alan

25

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 9:50AM

40 years.

26

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 9:50AM

62

27

Posted by Meatbone9 , Jun 29, 2009 9:51AM

112 years

28

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 9:51AM

death by firing squad

29

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 9:52AM

@24.....beat me to it. Well played sir/madam!!

30

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 9:53AM

He should pay back his debts by working in one of those massage parlors he likes so much.

31

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 9:54AM

75

32

Posted by wcburrs87 , Jun 29, 2009 9:55AM

67 years, Bob.

33

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 9:55AM

50 yr. sentence, although his defense will appeal and eventually get that number lowered.

34

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 9:56AM

15.

LA

35

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 9:56AM

27 years!

36

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 9:56AM

6 zillion years.

--ruth

37

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 9:56AM

I still think he's innocent.

-walter noel

38

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 9:58AM

27 years!

39

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 9:59AM

34 years!

40

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 9:59AM

37 years - judge has to walk the line

41

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 9:59AM

a grillion years

42

Posted by dubs , Jun 29, 2009 10:00AM

102

43

Posted by Investorcluzo , Jun 29, 2009 10:00AM

bob, given his life expectancy of 83 years, the 15% discount for good behavior, I'll go with 24 - 2x team bernie (and one less than team ebbers).

44

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:01AM

@37.....well played, intellectually illuminating as well! Kudos!

45

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:01AM

1 year

46

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:02AM

19 years

47

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:02AM

150

48

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:03AM

25 years and don't forget to have your pets spayed and neutered.

49

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:04AM

25 years, 5 months and 13 days

50

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:07AM

1 year with Dennis Kneale!

51

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:07AM

I sentence you to be continuously blown by Toothy Ruthie Madoff until all of the skin is torn torn torn from your soul-less prick.

BOOM!

52

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:08AM

87.

ROK

53

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:08AM

House Arrest.
Sandra Manzky

54

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:11AM

31

55

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:11AM

let's split the difference, 81 years.

jfh/msk

ps: if it's federal pound me in the ass prison he's dead in 5.

56

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:12AM

1 hour of solitary confinement with Dennis Kneale.

--Sue Herera

57

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:13AM

20 years of community service. Assisting the SEC investigating fraud. Because we can't find our ass with both hands.
Mary Shapiro

58

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:13AM


Flogged around the fleet

Caning, singapore style

bastinado

midnight express baby

59

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:13AM

One year living with Hank Paulson.

60

Posted by Revmachine21 , Jun 29, 2009 10:14AM

23 years

61

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:15AM

60 years, als referred to as MJ+10

62

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:19AM

I think he should get 6 months home confinement, 1 year probation and banned from the security business for 5 years.

-- Arthur Samberg

63

Posted by merkin capital partners , Jun 29, 2009 10:20AM

damnit, 2 30's at 9:49?

32!

64

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:20AM

40

65

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:20AM

69, with a guy named Brucie.

66

Posted by Investorcluzo , Jun 29, 2009 10:21AM

are we going to get one of those martha stewart style circus shows once the verdict is read? you know, with the crazy interns running out of the courthouse with poster boards. because that would be fun.

67

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:21AM

@62 dont forget 3 weeks community service, this was a very serious offense

68

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:22AM

29

69

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:23AM

1 week of listening to me speak.

--bartiromo

70

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:23AM

40 years

71

Posted by daytraitor , Jun 29, 2009 10:24AM

70 years.

72

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:25AM

My prediction? Pain

Also, I bet no #s, they give him life.

73

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:25AM

My prediction? Pain

Also, I bet no #s, they give him life.

74

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:25AM

jesus fuck how can I make that headshot mine?

75

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:26AM

My prediction? Pain

Also, I bet no #s, they give him life.

76

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:27AM

The man is a financial genius. He is going to be the new National Health Czar.
Barack

77

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:27AM

For some reason, I think Ponzi boy can't wait for a little A2M action upstate.

78

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:27AM

I sentence him to a life where the only thing he can read is posts by Greg Blanus.

79

Posted by SS Minnow , Jun 29, 2009 10:27AM

52

80

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:27AM

@58...excellent (original) "Mutiny on the Bounty" reference.

Capt. Bligh: "Flog that man!"

Sailor: "But he's dead, sir..."

Capt. Bligh: "The punishment must be carried out! Flog that man!"

81

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:28AM

18 (Chai!)

Ezzie

Probably added incentives for good behavior, helping to recoup the losses, helping the government stop other Ponzi schemes, etc. He'll never serve out anything close to the 18. Watch him get out in 6-7.

82

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:31AM

162: 150 for what the prosecution wants plus 12 to drive home the point that what the defense wanted was ridiculous.

During his time in the pokey assets were likely still being squirreled away worldwide: a new definition of "good behavior" if I ever heard of one.

83

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:34AM

he'll have to cover my grocery bills for a week.

-maria b.

84

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:36AM

40 1/4 on an uptick

85

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:47AM

he should be sentenced to living in a 1 bedroom with me.

-ruth

86

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:48AM

36 years.

-jonesy

87

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:50AM

150 years

88

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:51AM

infinity + 1

89

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:51AM

46 years

90

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:52AM

Thirty years. Can Chaz sign the mug, too?

91

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:52AM

100 yrs of tossing my salad.

-cg

92

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:52AM

sex with the noel daughters

93

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:57AM

874 years

94

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 10:57AM

75 years of Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison

95

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 11:00AM

250 years.

-kevin bacon

96

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 11:03AM

12 years

97

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 11:05AM

25 TO 30 YEARS.

98

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 11:05AM

30 days + community service

-Donte Stallworth

99

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 11:09AM

1 year probation

100

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 11:14AM

50 million thousand years

101

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 11:15AM

18

102

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 11:15AM

18

103

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 11:16AM

18

104

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 11:17AM

18

105

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 11:18AM

walk

106

Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 11:23AM

You talking to me? You talking to me? Go on home, boy.

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