• 23 Jun 2009 at 4:19 PM

Has Sam Israel Made A Run For It AGAIN?

By Bess Levin

Picture 1577.png
And is it because of dated (and ridiculous) rules that do not allow for interspecies conjugal visits in the big house? Maybe and definitely.
Sam Israel Vanishes Again! [Cityfile]

Comments (19)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | June 23, 2009 at 4:23 PM

    that would make my day

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | June 23, 2009 at 4:28 PM

    6.75 inches here

  3. 3
    Posted by EvilBuzzard | June 23, 2009 at 4:28 PM

    Bird Sex? There’s hope for me yet!

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | June 23, 2009 at 4:29 PM

    This season, on Prison Break: one man escapes the horrors of his past as he runs through hookers in Mexico thanking god no one checked that laundry bin at the Federal Pen..

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | June 23, 2009 at 4:32 PM

    EGRET!!

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | June 23, 2009 at 4:33 PM

    Izzie’s projected release date (ex the bail-jumping sentence) calculates to give him about 10 years walkin’ around until he dies. Looks like Sorkin is selling Bernie out by comparison.

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | June 23, 2009 at 4:42 PM

    He was more than like likely devoured by a gang of mexican coke sharks riding around in low rider.

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | June 23, 2009 at 4:45 PM

    seen this before…just in transit

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | June 23, 2009 at 4:47 PM

    I have that same look on my face just before I pound my secretary in her ass.

  10. 10
    Posted by Anal_yst | June 23, 2009 at 4:54 PM

    Wouldn’t he be held by US Marshals, not BoP?

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | June 23, 2009 at 4:55 PM

    @7
    Nah, the coked up laser egrets would definitely protect him.

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | June 23, 2009 at 4:55 PM

    He ran away with Mark Sanford, or as they say, he’s hiking in the Appalachian Trail, where the yearly hiking in the buff event took place on Sunday.
    Sanford’s wife just said:
    “I am being a mom today. I have not heard from my husband. I am taking care of my children.”
    And that, boys and girls, points to expensive divorce attorneys driving to her island in a rush. Papers will be served in a matter of days.

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | June 23, 2009 at 5:03 PM

    But they do have Bernie http://xrl.us/bex43x

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | June 23, 2009 at 5:04 PM

    Hey, I had sex with an animal too
    -Hank

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | June 23, 2009 at 5:05 PM

    Probably just out getting the fentanyl patch prescription refill.

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | June 23, 2009 at 5:08 PM

    Taking it in the ass, unlubed, is not painless.
    -S.I

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | June 23, 2009 at 5:10 PM

    Conjugal visits aren’t allowed but there’s nothing banning bird fucking per se. http://www.bop.gov/inmate_locator/conjugal.jsp

  18. 18
    Posted by american bandersnatch | June 23, 2009 at 5:23 PM

    He looks like Otto. It’s an X-K-Red-27 technique.
    http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.videodetective.com/photos/019/000835_22.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.spout.com/films/A_Fish_Called_Wanda/11752/1429/trailers.aspx&usg=__vM9Pq7BhksJLhZVfU563JVR1iPc=&h=240&w=320&sz=11&hl=en&start=71&um=1&tbnid=4G7ExC4RP900ZM:&tbnh=89&tbnw=118&prev=/images%3Fq%3Da%2Bfish%2Bcalled%2Bwanda%26ndsp%3D18%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26start%3D54%26um%3D1

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | June 23, 2009 at 6:24 PM

    @18 Don’t call me stupid.

Leave a comment

You can log in with your account or comment as a guest below.

   or