Picture 1520.pngIf one of you had told me last year that the first harrowing tale I wrote about former Bear Stearns chairman Ace Greenberg and a dog wouldn’t be the last (Ace had seriously contemplated leaving BSC on account of depression stemming from his four-legged best friend not placing well in dog shows), I would’ve said, “Jimmy, please.” And right about now, I would’ve been eating those words.
The Post reports that Greenberg’s granddaughter, Allison Frey, pictured here, was struck in a hit and run last night, and despite fracturing both knees and requiring braces and crutches to walk, Little G is most upset about losing her papillon Maltese, Bagel, who ran off during the commotion.
“I don’t even care about my legs. I want my dog,” Allison told reporters. Despite having been flung onto the roof and rolled onto the ground by the cab that hit her on Park Avenue, the first thing she thought of after getting up off the street (“covered in blood from a blow to her head”) was “Where’s Bagel?” Sadly, no one knows, though perhaps someone should look into the fact that an older gentleman smoking a J was spotted lurking at the scene of the crime. There’s more, but I can hardly go on:

“He’s so small he could be in a gutter. He’s really tiny,” said Frey, who had been visiting a friend in Rego Park, Queens, before the accident. “I just wish I hadn’t brought him out last night.”

Comments (39)

  1. Posted by guest | June 10, 2009 at 5:07 PM

    She’s hot!

  2. Posted by Riskybusiness | June 10, 2009 at 5:11 PM

    I’d like to throw her in the dog….

  3. Posted by guest | June 10, 2009 at 5:11 PM

    @1- find Bagel and maybe you’ll have a shot

  4. Posted by guest | June 10, 2009 at 5:11 PM

    @2 what does that even mean?

  5. Posted by guest | June 10, 2009 at 5:12 PM

    Nebuch. Bagel got shmeared?

  6. Posted by guest | June 10, 2009 at 5:13 PM

    Interesting. Interesting.
    Visiting Chaz’s old hood; Cayne playing monty on the corner, eating falafel; vik driving the cab, blasting MC Punjabi; snowflake’s main bitch missing.
    Something’s rotten in the UES.

  7. Posted by guest | June 10, 2009 at 5:13 PM

    dog’s definitely dead.

  8. Posted by guest | June 10, 2009 at 5:14 PM

    “I don’t even care about my legs. I want my dog”? take a walk (or not) in my shoes and you’ll change your tune.
    –double amputee

  9. Posted by guest | June 10, 2009 at 5:14 PM

    That bitch is dead.
    -Mac

  10. Posted by guest | June 10, 2009 at 5:15 PM

    Check Fyuk Yoo’s Korean BBQ

  11. Posted by guest | June 10, 2009 at 5:15 PM

    Rego Park? something doesn’t sound right here.

  12. Posted by Investorcluzo | June 10, 2009 at 5:16 PM

    @6 – I believe you mean “murray hill” not “UES” (bro jimmy’s anyone?)

  13. Posted by guest | June 10, 2009 at 5:17 PM

    #11 you beat me to it. Seriously? Rego Park? eww

  14. Posted by guest | June 10, 2009 at 5:19 PM

    let this be a lesson to all you dumb bitches carrying your bitches out in public, when they’re supposed to stay at home.

  15. Posted by guest | June 10, 2009 at 5:22 PM

    I ate bagel with some water biscuits and a nice chianti.
    the End.

  16. Posted by Anal_yst | June 10, 2009 at 5:26 PM

    If this weren’t enough evidence to convince even the most steadfast disbelievers that we’re really living some Truman Show-esque quasi-reality, well I just don’t know what will…

  17. Posted by guest | June 10, 2009 at 5:28 PM

    @anal_yst- seriously. “”I don’t even care about my legs. I want my dog”? can this be real?

  18. Posted by guest | June 10, 2009 at 5:28 PM

    Remember when Bella lost the will to live after being layed off?
    Fuck bagel.
    -The ghosts of BSC and LEH will never forget.

  19. Posted by guest | June 10, 2009 at 5:29 PM

    I would Ace her greenberg

  20. Posted by guest | June 10, 2009 at 5:29 PM

    Check under the p-p-p-p-piano.
    - Ken Pile

  21. Posted by guest | June 10, 2009 at 5:31 PM
  22. Posted by guest | June 10, 2009 at 5:32 PM

    @18/21- I only have room in my heart for one bank bitch, and that’s bella.

  23. Posted by guest | June 10, 2009 at 5:32 PM

    Maybe the dog was decapitated and sold as sauce @ the falafel stand on corner? Fuck the dog dumb bitch.

  24. Posted by guest | June 10, 2009 at 5:35 PM

    @23- get your racist stereotypes right. kthxbye.

  25. Posted by guest | June 10, 2009 at 5:35 PM

    This is going to sound gay, but it really makes me miss Bella.

  26. Posted by BSD | June 10, 2009 at 5:46 PM

    The vile comments on the Posts’ site make me sick, but I see DB is only marginally better today.
    Come on people, the girl suffered serious injuries, lost her best friend, and Uncle Jimmy is still too pissed at Papa to give her any kush to deal with the pain.

  27. Posted by guest | June 10, 2009 at 5:47 PM

    Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
    Somewhere along in the way, in the gutter
    And I would have stayed up with you all night
    Had I known how to save my Bagel
    -A.Frey

  28. Posted by guest | June 10, 2009 at 5:48 PM

    BSD you are no BSD. You appear to have a soul … shame on you.

  29. Posted by guest | June 10, 2009 at 5:49 PM

    @26- lighten up Francis (and it’s hard to take decorum pointers from a guy who’s handle is “BSD”).

  30. Posted by BSD | June 10, 2009 at 5:55 PM

    @28/29 I see the irony is lost on you.

  31. Posted by guest | June 10, 2009 at 5:56 PM

    Jeff Macke punted the dog off the Brooklyn bridge, Anchorman style.

  32. Posted by guest | June 10, 2009 at 5:58 PM

    @30:@BSD
    Irony comes after Goldy but before Bronzy.
    Just Sayin’
    -28

  33. Posted by guest | June 10, 2009 at 6:02 PM

    @31 FTW

  34. Posted by guest | June 10, 2009 at 6:02 PM

    Lotta run overs on Park ave.
    I could look down from my apt on 79/Park and see at least two per month…if its raining double it.

  35. Posted by guest | June 10, 2009 at 6:12 PM

    Somali pirates.
    There is no other explanation.

  36. Posted by trojan | June 10, 2009 at 6:27 PM

    Baxter you know I don’t speak Spanish!

  37. Posted by guest | June 10, 2009 at 7:00 PM

    @24 – go fuck a dog

  38. Posted by guest | June 10, 2009 at 11:44 PM

    Who let the dogs out?!

  39. Posted by guest | June 12, 2009 at 12:51 PM

    Allison Frey, please visit http://www.animal-pounds.com for much free lost pet info.

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