If one of you had told me last year that the first harrowing tale I wrote about former Bear Stearns chairman Ace Greenberg and a dog wouldn’t be the last (Ace had seriously contemplated leaving BSC on account of depression stemming from his four-legged best friend not placing well in dog shows), I would’ve said, “Jimmy, please.” And right about now, I would’ve been eating those words.
The Post reports that Greenberg’s granddaughter, Allison Frey, pictured here, was struck in a hit and run last night, and despite fracturing both knees and requiring braces and crutches to walk, Little G is most upset about losing her papillon Maltese, Bagel, who ran off during the commotion.
“I don’t even care about my legs. I want my dog,” Allison told reporters. Despite having been flung onto the roof and rolled onto the ground by the cab that hit her on Park Avenue, the first thing she thought of after getting up off the street (“covered in blood from a blow to her head”) was “Where’s Bagel?” Sadly, no one knows, though perhaps someone should look into the fact that an older gentleman smoking a J was spotted lurking at the scene of the crime. There’s more, but I can hardly go on:
“He’s so small he could be in a gutter. He’s really tiny,” said Frey, who had been visiting a friend in Rego Park, Queens, before the accident. “I just wish I hadn’t brought him out last night.”
She’s hot!
I’d like to throw her in the dog….
@1- find Bagel and maybe you’ll have a shot
@2 what does that even mean?
Nebuch. Bagel got shmeared?
Interesting. Interesting.
Visiting Chaz’s old hood; Cayne playing monty on the corner, eating falafel; vik driving the cab, blasting MC Punjabi; snowflake’s main bitch missing.
Something’s rotten in the UES.
dog’s definitely dead.
“I don’t even care about my legs. I want my dog”? take a walk (or not) in my shoes and you’ll change your tune.
–double amputee
That bitch is dead.
-Mac
Check Fyuk Yoo’s Korean BBQ
Rego Park? something doesn’t sound right here.
@6 – I believe you mean “murray hill” not “UES” (bro jimmy’s anyone?)
#11 you beat me to it. Seriously? Rego Park? eww
let this be a lesson to all you dumb bitches carrying your bitches out in public, when they’re supposed to stay at home.
I ate bagel with some water biscuits and a nice chianti.
the End.
If this weren’t enough evidence to convince even the most steadfast disbelievers that we’re really living some Truman Show-esque quasi-reality, well I just don’t know what will…
@anal_yst- seriously. “”I don’t even care about my legs. I want my dog”? can this be real?
Remember when Bella lost the will to live after being layed off?
Fuck bagel.
-The ghosts of BSC and LEH will never forget.
I would Ace her greenberg
Check under the p-p-p-p-piano.
- Ken Pile
this one’s for my bitches.
http://dealbreaker.com/2008/11/lehman-dog-throws-down-gauntle.php
http://dealbreaker.com/2008/10/post-74.php
@18/21- I only have room in my heart for one bank bitch, and that’s bella.
Maybe the dog was decapitated and sold as sauce @ the falafel stand on corner? Fuck the dog dumb bitch.
@23- get your racist stereotypes right. kthxbye.
This is going to sound gay, but it really makes me miss Bella.
The vile comments on the Posts’ site make me sick, but I see DB is only marginally better today.
Come on people, the girl suffered serious injuries, lost her best friend, and Uncle Jimmy is still too pissed at Papa to give her any kush to deal with the pain.
Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the way, in the gutter
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save my Bagel
-A.Frey
BSD you are no BSD. You appear to have a soul … shame on you.
@26- lighten up Francis (and it’s hard to take decorum pointers from a guy who’s handle is “BSD”).
@28/29 I see the irony is lost on you.
Jeff Macke punted the dog off the Brooklyn bridge, Anchorman style.
@30:@BSD
Irony comes after Goldy but before Bronzy.
Just Sayin’
-28
@31 FTW
Lotta run overs on Park ave.
I could look down from my apt on 79/Park and see at least two per month…if its raining double it.
Somali pirates.
There is no other explanation.
Baxter you know I don’t speak Spanish!
@24 – go fuck a dog
Who let the dogs out?!
Allison Frey, please visit http://www.animal-pounds.com for much free lost pet info.