• 22 Jun 2009 at 12:21 PM

How Many Of You Took A Personal Day* Friday?

By Bess Levin

Not saying, just saying, it definitely sounds like Team Financial Services Hacks was well represented what with the public drunkenness (Bank of America, Morgan Stanley), you sucks (CNBC), and fat shaming (Citi).

Beer-sodden fans and rain combined for an ugly finish to a long day of golf yesterday, with Tiger Woods and other golfers subjected to drunken heckling as the action at Bethpage Black came to a close.
At 6:42 p.m., dozens of drunken spectators at Hole 10 taunted Woods as he prepared to start his third round in the rain.
“We’re on Long Island, baby, where men are men!” one fan yelled. “Put that umbrella down!”
A little earlier, drunken fans at the seventh hole shouted at golfers, “This Bud’s for you!” On the ninth fairway, drunks called out “you suck” to players while spectators on the other side booed the hecklers.

*Or what the disgraced and unemployed CEO’s in the audience would just call a “day.” The LI quote certainly sounds like it could’ve come from Jimmy C, hammered or not.

Comments (36)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 12:25 PM

    It was me!
    – Jimmy Cayne

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 12:27 PM

    Even more disgraceful was Liz Clayman flashing everyone at the approach on 18. Nice rack though.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 12:30 PM

    The Open in NJ last year was a model of refinement.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 12:30 PM

    @2 fyi that wasn’t Liz Clayman, it was Phil Mickelson you dope

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 12:32 PM

    I never understood golf spectators and I love golf.

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 12:34 PM

    @4…hilarious!

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 12:34 PM

    This is what happens when you bring Golf the The Great Unwashed. Paddle Tennis fans, take note…

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 12:38 PM

    “We’re on Long Island, baby, where men are men!”
    If they were men they wouldn’t be watching golf. They’d be noodling for catfish in Oklahoma.
    ~SemGroup Risk Management Department

  9. 9
    Posted by Harshy | June 22, 2009 at 12:40 PM

    I thought I was helping Tiger on hole 10 when I yelled “Fore!” on his backswing…

  10. 10
    Posted by NotNasser | June 22, 2009 at 12:40 PM

    #3, “The Open in NJ last year was a model of refinement.”
    Yeah. Tony Soprano was still alive then. He made sure of it.

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 12:40 PM

    Long Island, still taunting black golfers and lesbians with moobs since 1950.

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 12:42 PM

    So the prevailing test of manhood on Long Island is whether or not someone uses an umbrella…on a golf course?

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 12:42 PM

    @11 if it’s a lesbian they’re not “moobs,” which mean “man boobs.”

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 12:42 PM

    http://www.hulu.com/watch/78029/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-long-island-wants-to-secede

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 12:42 PM

    @11. sure you’re speaking of Woods and Mickelson (many mistake him for a lesbian)

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 12:50 PM

    @13 – really? wow thanks. I totally understand now.

  17. 17
    Posted by Harshy | June 22, 2009 at 12:50 PM

    @15 What are you saying! I don’t believe it!

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 12:54 PM

    What are moobs?

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 1:11 PM

    You’re really just asking for trouble having an event in Long Island.

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 1:19 PM

    I know guest was drunk and at the Open.

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 1:20 PM

    I saw threw mexican coke sharks in the crowd and they were yelling the loudest as well as taking random bites out of people.

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 1:22 PM

    @ 19. They are also known as “mannaries”

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 1:33 PM

    @21 It sounds like more than “guest” was there. I’m guessing the entire DB comment gallery showed up.
    Although the report made no mention of coke sharks, Monsterclops, or ShamWow, so maybe I’m wrong …

  24. 24
    Posted by Uptown Blumpkin | June 22, 2009 at 1:37 PM

    Why do we make so much fun of Charlotte when Long Island is right here?

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 1:41 PM

    Charlotte is the Long Island of NC.

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 1:53 PM

    Long Island is the Charlotte of the North.

  27. 27
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 1:53 PM

    I like Charlotte. I think she was the most interesting of all 4 Sex and the City babes.

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 1:54 PM

    i heard tgfd volunteered his anus as hole 8

  29. 29
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 2:00 PM

    @24: You know “mayo” was there.

  30. 30
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 2:10 PM

    @19, it’s actually “Moops”. They invaded Spain back in the day.

  31. 31
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 2:18 PM

    tiger is a pussyyyyyyyyyy

  32. 32
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 2:23 PM

    @14..Classic

  33. 33
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 2:24 PM

    @14..Classic

  34. 34
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 4:30 PM

    too Long, didn’t Island

  35. 35
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 6:28 PM

    THE USGA now officially hates New York

  36. 36
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 6:34 PM

    @28 and def the hottest

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