He’s appeared on the show a bunch of times since the Car People incident but we’re told the Mackster is done on Fast Money, info seemingly corroborated* by he fact that his picture and bio have been wiped from the FM page (they were apparently still up two days ago). Nod if you understand what I’m saying and then do us a favor.
*Update: Confirmed by CNBC’s Brian Steel, who told DB, “We wish Jeff well and thank him for all his quality contributions.”
And travel to a world in which JM wasn’t just replaced with a one of his former co-workers and we got to pick anyone we wanted to take his seat. Fantasy Fast Money team edition. We say: Stephen Baldwin, who could use the money.
Hi, Mark Haines here – Who is Jeff Macke?
Being a Car People is the new killin’ it. I dismissed all others years ago.
Macke was too wacky.
speaking of people who have gone MIA, seems to me the “contributors” are contributing for other blogs. when will their names be taken off this site? just askin’…
Is/was EP Macke?
who would win in a fight? Macke v. Whitney?
cluzo@4- you’re like 2 weeks behind the curve. it was evident to anyone who read the first post that “marla” was ep by the painful attempts a humor, conspiracy theories, and 989,388-word posts. And then there was the night she was DJing the music that made the ears of anyone who heard it bleed.
Are Car People like Mud People?
@6- whitney, hands down.
6 Normally I’d try to be funny and post that Whitney would kick his ass, but not against Macke. He was the inspiration for Col. Kurtz’s character in Apocalypse Now.
@4 cluzo, its your ex girlfriend here, after the first time we had sex i was so disgusted with myself that i went over to TGFD’s place and let him live out his sick fantasies on me..
9- hands down my pance you mean
@7 – yes, we are all aware of who the “intern” is, however, the fact remains that she and mr. richards are listed as “contributors” on the db homepage…
@7 & Cluz-
Apparently i’ve missed a lot during the past few weeks :-(
I’m starting a new club, creatively named: “Save Jeff Macke: Jesus Of The Car People”.. it’ll add nicely to my “Save Ralph Cioffi: Jesus of the ABS and the CDO” club.
Where’s Hatchetman been lately?
-mrp
Viva Le Macke!
@13- from what I’ve heard (from DB), EP will contribute on a sporadic basis when her particular voice is necessary. Don’t know what you’re talking about with Richards.
@7 & Cluz-
Apparently i’ve missed a lot during the past few weeks :-(
I’m starting a new club, creatively named: “Save Jeff Macke: Jesus Of The Car People”.. it’ll add nicely to my “Save Ralph Cioffi: Jesus of the ABS and the CDO” club.
Where’s Hatchetman been lately?
-mrp
Viva Le Macke!
Gary Busey!
Me! I’ve been looking for an acting gig.
-Steve Cohen
i’m thinking Macke’s kind of like the Juggernaut… but i’d still take Whitney. I know it might not seem so obvious on TV but she’s about 6’8″, 275lbs (mostly muscle)… one tough lady. I’m thinking KO.
Oops. My fault on the multiple posts.
Whip me.
-mrp
Jenna Jameson
Stewie Griffin. You know why.
And another one gets photoshopped out.
Dylan Ratigan
rick james, bitch!
Me!
-D.Rat
@4
Where is William Richards? I thought he was studying for the CFA and returned.
We all know where EP is and what identity she is now assuming. But I’m afraid she might show up as Muffie once in a blue moon.
DB doesn’t do a good job updating their roster. They need to train an intern to do it.
mrp=greg?
@20
Whip you?
That’s like giving candy to a kid who misbehaves.
@27- Richards was here as of last Friday. EP is presumably still on the roster for when she shows up as Muffie, one of her ten personalities.
Macke now going to earn a living selling that awesome weed he was smoking. There’s your stimulus!
Judge Smails.
Who wants a Fresca?
Dickran!!
Fvck it, I’m available…
B. Madoff
but what was the weed laced with? that wasn’t just straight green, that much is obvious.
@7 yeah, that “DJ” set was brutal. but the conspiracy theorists seemed to eat it up.
Jeff Goldblum once tried training with a T. Rex, but he ended up with a broken leg and had to sift through a steaming pile of dinosaur shit.
@36- yes…the entire comments section over there is covered in one giant tin-foil hat.
Busey. BUSEY!
Bea Arthur
Plaxico
Charlie Sheen would be a good replacement for Jeff. If he’s too busy, try Tom Cruise.
@11 – I thought we went over this last week. you were supposed to get over me already. as for tgfd, don’t you remember I was there with the camcorder you bought me for my bday. have you been drinking? seriously, you need to get better material…
Porker Stansberry fully endorses Clusterstock.
That is all.
ps: I’m rich.
Did Melissa Lee ever get a “cute” new nickname when Dylan Ratigan aka The Commissioner left? Whenever she filled in before, she was The Emissary.
…I wish Becky “The Contessa” Quick was on FM more, sporting her boots.
@6 – Macke would win, he’d fishhook/eyegouge the hell out of her.
Gordon Bombay.
Ping Jiang
Christian Bale gets my vote.
Ken Lewis?
Will Macke be playing himself in the Wall Street sequel? Or will the ventriloquist from Heroes be doing it?
The Bale “behind the scenes on FM” footage would be great.
I wish I was pounding Becky Q in the arse right now.
Richard Roundtree
RIP Mack the hack. The only downside is that now he has more time to pollute Minyanville.
Jesse
CNBC is quickly approaching Foxesque contract negotiations, personality loyalty and suckage.
this guy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NWFA6g2x-4&feature=channel_page
Hey Bess, would you shove another bottle of Boone’s up Ken’s ass? I think he got off too easy.
mrpink & @10,
I visited Mr. Macke recently. All he said was, “The horror.”
The Hatchet Man
FM without Macke?
I’m a Seller.
Let the pom-pom parade, and the sucking, commence.
Ackman – he should have some free time since he won’t be attending the TGT board meetings he had on his schedule.
Where did EP go? Which blog?
@55… ha! that’s like Mad Money for people who fuck their sisters…
The one that indulges her 87th personality/conspiracy theories/lack of humor.
How about Greg?
Vikram Pandit
Ratigan, obvs.
Bernie Madoff
Whoopi Goldberg
CLIFF ASNESS.
hatchet@57 – where you been? for a while I thought you were taken down by wideclops (you know like in the opening scene to the dark knight). good to see you back.
mrp – yes, lots has transpired in your absence. bess even had to have a “talk” about the asinine $hit that people have been posting of late. talk about kindergarten cops…
cluzo – hell hath no fury like a macke scorned…you are next, friendo.
an enemy of cluzo is a friend of mine
“Nails” Dykstra
@70 – bring it, and you better have back up…because when I’m done with the appetizer I’m going to need an entree.
I always thought Macke should put on a big-ass Top Hat and play P.T. Barnum.
Either that or Mr. Topham Hat. He’d be a natural.
@57
Exterminate them all.
Lloyd Blankfein
Cluzo’s Ex@#11…
As TGFD recalls, that “sick fantasy” is something that belongs to you and is what brought you over to my place that night.
You clearly became distressful when TGFD turned you away, so now you’re trying to slander my good name by making up shit and posting it on DB.
Many chicks have fantasies about TGFD. Too bad yours didn’t work out, so your frustration is understandable.
Cluzo…
It was difficult to see you back there, behind her, in the dark with that camcorder, but TGFD saw you.
The Guy from Delaware
If you ever get a chance to see Gary Busey’s performance on Comedy Central’s “roast’ of Larry the Cable Guy, you will appreciate it for its genius and the National Treasure that it has become.
@55
@tgfd – damn, I thought the black shirt and slacks combined with my brown skin would provide enough cover. let me guess, you saw the glow from the lcd screen on the camcorder. I see you are more aware of your surroundings than some on this board would have me believe…
God Bless You #55 for forwarding that link!!!
Cliff Asness, hands down.
@55….is that a Duke University MBA grad?
Asness Asness Asness!!!
Shia LaBeouf
Damn we have no long term memory here. Dick Fuld and Jimmy Cayne alternating days or passing the pipe during pops and drops.
No, no, no!
Steven Seagal
Heidi and Spencer!!!!!!!!!!
@85 fast trade would go…no beaner in the pure pile…yeah, that’s right, no beaner in the pure pile!…ah guys, we need a stock pick…….
cliff asness
Maxine W.is the best replacement!
She should be called the “Wall Street Goddess”.No more Capitol Hill.
Sorry, Honey Money and Street Sweetie, you’re done!
@47 ftw by a wide margin. the thought of Ping on TV has me in stitches.
infiniteguest@91- what does the thought of Andrew Tong on TV do to you?
@92- gets me hot is what it does.
-anonymous SAC bitch
@92 not sure where you’re going with that. But. Andrew Tong was over 21 at the time and he knew what he was getting into before he joined SAC.
@infinite guest- ummm, I was simply making the logical next step of the joke, that the idea of Tong (of Ping v. Tong) on TV would also have you in stitches…
“Andrew Tong was over 21 at the time and he knew what he was getting into before he joined SAC.”
uh, what? He knew he was going to work for a fund where his boss would make him take female hormone pills?
@95 sry for the misunderstanding, thx for the clarification.
@96 i’m just saying that it wan’t the first time they had worked together, draw your own conclusions.
@97- you really think it was going on at Lehman?
Bess, guess who was the host of the lead in program for John Bachelor on ABC radio in New York? Another Fast Money alum who appears to be landing on his feet and not parking cars.
Fuck it.
@98. No. No way. Lehman had a gender-specific dress code.
@98. No. No way. Lehman had a gender-specific dress code.
@IG- then from where would he have known about this particular method from?
@103 who knows? he’s a man of ideas.
Chastity Bono.
@55 – Best. Commentary. Ever.