No, he’s not talking about himself (you think Uncle Jim would survive a day in the big house? They don’t teach you how to escape the wrath of Bubba at Goldman Sachs, where he once worked, in case you didn’t know). He’s talking about journalists. Also, if you didn’t catch it, the whole First Amendment thing? Jim’s “never been for it.”

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Comments (24)

  1. Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 2:49 PM

    I want Jimmy to get ass raped.

  2. Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 2:52 PM

    Jimmy boy would play sweaty gimp in anyones prison script. I’m thinking he the sole bukkaking target for most of his time in the joint.

  3. Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 2:53 PM

    Jim Cramer thinks?

  4. Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 2:54 PM

    My goodness! Does my head hurt. Hi gang! TOGFD here. I know. It’s been a while. But, as my homie, TGFD, mention on this august blog a few days ago, Dr Phil’s friend gave me some help. And, boy was that help something! I have no idea where I’ve been. The last thing I remember, I was about to tip over this really great cow and, WTF?… I wake up here in Canada.
    How did I get here? This is not my beautiful wife…..this is not my beautiful house….
    Sorry…that song has been running through what’s left of my grey matter for the last few days. Dr Phil’s friend has the really, really gooood stuff – Let me tell ‘ya!
    So, I’m told I’m banned from DB. This is a total bummer, but fully understandable. Dr. Phil has really helped me see the error of my ways. I was a total a**hole on this blog. I was demeaning of you Masters of the Universe and polluted your blogosphere with my musings on the Delaware Way of Life. No more. If you all want to keep goin’ on wrecking the very fabric of our financial system….well… I will no longer stand in your way. Peace.
    As always, The Other Guy from Delaware
    PS: Hey, what’s all this recent talk about pounding your secretary in the ass? Isn’t that backwards?
    PPS: And a bleached anus? What’s up with that?

  5. Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 2:55 PM

    who do you think he would side with in picking a prison gang: car people or mud people?

  6. Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 3:00 PM

    TOGFD is Jimmy’s Gimp. Or is it the other way around?

  7. Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 3:09 PM

    @4 – I have never heard of you. You sir, are no mexican coke shark.

  8. Posted by Harshy | June 22, 2009 at 3:13 PM

    Goldman Sachs is doing just fine: record bonus payout. I’m waiting for a Mad Money coffee mug to get a baseball bat for this one.

  9. Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 3:32 PM

    Cramer is fraud, just like GS.

  10. Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 3:51 PM

    What????????????????????????

  11. Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 3:54 PM

    @9
    How can an entertainer be a fraud? Anyone who thought he was anything more was never paying attention in the first place.

  12. Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 4:03 PM

    He thinks he’s Jon Stewart now.

  13. Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 4:26 PM

    I didn’t know Cramer worked for Goldman. Think watching that clip 5 more times will help me remember that?

  14. Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 4:31 PM

    Anyone catch the “first amendment, never been for it?” Only CNBC would put a jack-off like him on TV.

  15. Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 4:33 PM

    @14 yes, bess did. hence the “Also, if you didn’t catch it, the whole First Amendment thing? Jim’s “never been for it.”"

  16. Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 4:41 PM

    I was returning some videotape at the time….

  17. Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 5:10 PM

    He fails to understand that the only thing preventing him from getting sued for his investing “advice” is the first amendment. Him and the CRAs. I also like it when he gives his legal opinions on air.

  18. Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 5:26 PM

    Jimmah is so 2008. Irrelevant. Next!

  19. Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 5:50 PM

    I’ve always been against the 3rd amendment. Total horseshit that we can’t quarter soldiers in peoples homes in peacetime.

  20. Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 5:59 PM

    Hey cramer told me to buy,buy,buy residential real estate (bottom was last monday)and BAC (the latter poised to take advantage of the coming bull market in housing).
    Soi backed up the truck and loaded up. Was that a mistake?

  21. Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 7:31 PM

    at Goldman he was a broker for private clients BFD

  22. Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 9:25 PM

    @18
    I’d argue so 2006

  23. Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 10:07 PM

    Everytime I see Cramer, I see Jon Stewart and Nouriel Roubini.
    Everytime I hear Cramer’s voice, I hear Jon Stewart and Nouriel Roubini.
    I’m losing my mind….

  24. Posted by guest | June 23, 2009 at 6:48 PM

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