That was the opening sentence from Ponzi Boy’s remarks. Excuse me? Excuse you! Come up with something. I want to see you dance. Come up with something. Did Ruth make you do it? Your Argentine lover? Charlie Gasparino? A tapeworm? Come up with something.
Oh, and lawyer Sorkin is still saying his client was cooperative and that there’s a chance that, with Big B’s help, they can recover $13.2 billion.
Update: Apparently rhetorical questions are going to be the name of today’s game. “How can you excuse deceiving your wife of 50 years?” “How can you excuse deceiving industry you helped build?” “How can you excuse lying to your sons and employees?”
Update II: He’s full of shame and torment. Guilt. Shit. Ruth cries every night. Larry Kudlow wants him waterboarded.
Update III: Bernie tried to get out but dug himself deeper and deeper, and you know how these things just take on a life of their own.
Update IV: Judge Chin is not on board with the argument that Mades has been cooperative which may indicate he’s leaning closer to 150 years than he is to 12. He’s calling the crime “extraordinary evil” which is probs a good sign.
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how can your wife excuse ignoring all the signs for 50 year?
he should go to jail for those sweats
What’s his excuse for those nut-huggers
i think the real crime is the socks
i can see his kosher salami!
Toothy Ruthie Madoff will have her revenge!
I think he was framed by Billy Mays.
CMON 67! I need that signed headshot of CG!
150!!! Suck it bitch!!
wealth redistribution. greedy rich people’s money to greedy rich people; the only problem is that the taxpayers are making up the $500k difference.
I blame Global Warming!
i guess crooks come in all colors, shapes, sizes and races.