• 22 Jun 2009 at 3:13 PM

Maria Bartiromo Claims She “Never Believed In The Green Shoots”

By Bess Levin

Discuss. (If one of the more enterprising Dealbreaker readers in the audience would care to slap together some sort of clip show to the contrary, that’d be top notch.)

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  1. 1
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 3:19 PM

    Could she be anymore full of shit?

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 3:20 PM

    she’s going to get the cnbc hose

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 3:21 PM

    Next thing you know she’ll be saying that Santa Claus isn’t real.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 3:22 PM

    DB shout out by CG!

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 3:22 PM

    Gasbag with a shout out to Bess. Holla!!!

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 3:22 PM

    You guys do realize they’re teleprompter readers, right? With the exception of maybe Mark Haines…

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 3:23 PM

    she is do ridiculous !

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 3:24 PM

    BL in the CNBC hizzous

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 3:24 PM

    she is so ridiculous !

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 3:24 PM

    true story: she liked getting the golden shower in college. one of her exes wanna back me up here?

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 3:26 PM

    White shoots, yes. Green shoots, not so much.

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 3:27 PM

    And where would you put your money?
    http://www.cnbc.com/id/15840232?video=1066172348

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 3:27 PM

    She is so pathetic !…. Anyone have footage of her trip to Dubai and those dumb-ass glasses she had on during her interviews.

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 3:28 PM

    She liked pearl necklaces

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 3:28 PM

    @ 10, I will back you up there.
    - Megan Kendyll

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 3:29 PM

    Gaspo just mentioned BL on CNBC

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 3:30 PM

    @10
    Yep, true story. Confirmed.
    - ex

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 3:30 PM

    I never believed in Maria Bartiromo, but my shvants did.
    -Todd Thomson

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 3:30 PM

    Maria, we all know you love the double blumpkin. Sorry, that cat was let out of the bag a long long time ago.

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 3:31 PM

    There must have been a typo on her teleprompter… Go fuck yourself, San Diego!

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 3:34 PM

    What!?!?

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 3:35 PM

    would it have killed charlie to mention the DB commenters in his BL shout out?

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 3:35 PM

    BUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 3:36 PM

    Suck it Trebek, your mother is a whore.

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 3:36 PM

    I would still pound her in the ass at a medium pace.

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 3:38 PM

    Hey hey hey…I said it first…
    Pisani

  27. 27
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 3:41 PM

    Maria, i just met a squirl named Maria!

  28. 28
    Posted by Becky Boot Fan | June 22, 2009 at 3:42 PM

    I would still love to see her heavily botox’d lips wrapped around my dick…in an airplane, men’s room or adult theater.

  29. 29
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 3:46 PM

    @6 But Maria cannot read.

  30. 30
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 3:46 PM

    @28 count it
    -todd thomson

  31. 31
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 3:48 PM

    28- they still have adult theaters?? is this 1976 times sq??

  32. 32
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 3:48 PM

    Her lisp is getting worse with every few points the S&P loses

  33. 33
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 3:51 PM

    “But there are some sectors that are still outperforming the overall market.” Wow…that’s incredible!

  34. 34
    Posted by dorothy | June 22, 2009 at 3:51 PM

    There won’t be any “Green Shoots” until we GAIN 100k jobs per month. Period. At that level, we are treading water. Even tho unemployment slowed down a bit last month, most people are scared shitless. unemployed humor: http://www.iget2work.com
    or just stop listening to people like maria.

  35. 35
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 3:59 PM

    @ 31. Take a walk along 8th ave between 39th and 50th.

  36. 36
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 4:01 PM

    @31 still a few theaters left. The smells are going to haunt me forever. Oh and watch out for the wet seats.
    -Jim Cramer

  37. 37
    Posted by fatsdomino | June 22, 2009 at 4:01 PM

    http://www.cnbc.com/id/15840232?video=1160594339&play=1
    Gaspo mentions DB and Bess around the 2:05 mark…

  38. 38
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 4:02 PM

    Don’t you know she also warned repeatedly and assiduously about the housing and credit bubbles?

  39. 39
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 4:02 PM

    http://www.thereblogging.com/ThereBlogging/A33CC5ED-4B6A-49B8-856E-74178F18BE73.html

  40. 40
    Posted by merkin capital partners | June 22, 2009 at 4:03 PM

    she clearly doesn’t believe in green foods either…lettuce, broccoli, et al.

  41. 41
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 4:03 PM

    @ 31. I’ll tell you where they are in person. Meet me at the quaint shop on 44/8th. Go in the third booth from the left and put your ear up to the hole at waist level. I’ll whisper the location.

  42. 42
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 4:05 PM

    @1 – She can’t be as I gave her and my secretary a good ass pounding. Jack watched and Charlie took notes.

  43. 43
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 4:05 PM

    @42 Gaspo, don’t you have to be in hair and makeup?

  44. 44
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 4:05 PM

    Oh sweet an on air mention by CG….I can hear the Yahoo Finance crowd thundering our way!

  45. 45
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 4:07 PM

    @42 Gaspo, don’t you have to be in hair and makeup?

  46. 46
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 4:08 PM

    @42 Gaspo, don’t you have to be in hair and makeup?

  47. 47
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 4:08 PM

    @45 it’s not so much that it’s a mention from CG, but a BL shout out. kill yourself.

  48. 48
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 4:11 PM

    @48
    No
    -45

  49. 49
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 4:13 PM

    At least she didn’t say she didn’t believe in polishing knobs on private jets.

  50. 50
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 4:18 PM

    -sniff, sniff -

  51. 51
    Posted by Investorcluzo | June 22, 2009 at 4:50 PM

    is charlie trying to get a piece? when is that guy ever nice to anyone that isn’t buying him a drink or giving him a free meal? what’s the dealio bessy? are you sleeping with the enemy? enquiring minds what to know…

  52. 52
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 5:03 PM

    The Pisser does not want a piece of Charlie G. and Charlie wants to make sure everyone knows it. The real question is why would Charlie pass this tidbit along to CNBC viewers. Anyone who cared about it would have seen it here already.

  53. 53
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 5:06 PM

    …because them shoots were not long and hard…

  54. 54
    Posted by e_anthony58 | June 22, 2009 at 7:32 PM

    This is why Erin Burnett is the future of NBC AND Maria Bartiromo is better of at Fox Blues. Maria is on CNBC for her own self and to polish her star. She could care less about helping the network.
    Where Will.I.Am when you need him? lol.

  55. 55
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 7:37 PM

    Yeah….Wait until that pouty-lipped bitch sees my shoot. Arrrgghhhh, mate!

  56. 56
    Posted by guest | June 22, 2009 at 9:58 PM

    Posters here are terrible!
    Only gay men and bitch women can talk like that!
    I understand not liking people but please have decency or get a life!
    -Guy from Mars-

  57. 57
    Posted by NAS Keflavik boi | June 23, 2009 at 8:40 AM

    Maria can now be safely classed as a “soup chicken” :
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=soup+chicken

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