Maria Bartiromo Claims She "Never Believed In The Green Shoots"

Posted by Bess Levin, Jun 22, 2009, 3:13pm

Discuss. (If one of the more enterprising Dealbreaker readers in the audience would care to slap together some sort of clip show to the contrary, that'd be top notch.)

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 3:19PM

Could she be anymore full of shit?

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 3:20PM

she's going to get the cnbc hose

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 3:21PM

Next thing you know she'll be saying that Santa Claus isn't real.

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 3:22PM

DB shout out by CG!

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 3:22PM

Gasbag with a shout out to Bess. Holla!!!

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 3:22PM

You guys do realize they're teleprompter readers, right? With the exception of maybe Mark Haines...

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 3:23PM

she is do ridiculous !

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 3:24PM

BL in the CNBC hizzous

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 3:24PM

she is so ridiculous !

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 3:24PM

true story: she liked getting the golden shower in college. one of her exes wanna back me up here?

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 3:26PM

White shoots, yes. Green shoots, not so much.

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 3:27PM

And where would you put your money?


http://www.cnbc.com/id/15840232?video=1066172348

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 3:27PM

She is so pathetic !.... Anyone have footage of her trip to Dubai and those dumb-ass glasses she had on during her interviews.

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 3:28PM

She liked pearl necklaces

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 3:28PM

@ 10, I will back you up there.

- Megan Kendyll

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 3:29PM

Gaspo just mentioned BL on CNBC

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 3:30PM

@10
Yep, true story. Confirmed.

- ex

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 3:30PM

I never believed in Maria Bartiromo, but my shvants did.
-Todd Thomson

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 3:30PM

Maria, we all know you love the double blumpkin. Sorry, that cat was let out of the bag a long long time ago.

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 3:31PM

There must have been a typo on her teleprompter... Go fuck yourself, San Diego!

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 3:34PM

What!?!?

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 3:35PM

would it have killed charlie to mention the DB commenters in his BL shout out?

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 3:35PM

BUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 3:36PM

Suck it Trebek, your mother is a whore.

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 3:36PM

I would still pound her in the ass at a medium pace.

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 3:38PM

Hey hey hey...I said it first...

Pisani

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 3:41PM

Maria, i just met a squirl named Maria!

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Posted by Becky Boot Fan , Jun 22, 2009 3:42PM

I would still love to see her heavily botox'd lips wrapped around my dick...in an airplane, men's room or adult theater.

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 3:46PM

@6 But Maria cannot read.

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 3:46PM

@28 count it

-todd thomson

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 3:48PM

28- they still have adult theaters?? is this 1976 times sq??

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 3:48PM

Her lisp is getting worse with every few points the S&P loses

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 3:51PM

"But there are some sectors that are still outperforming the overall market." Wow...that's incredible!

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Posted by dorothy , Jun 22, 2009 3:51PM

There won't be any "Green Shoots" until we GAIN 100k jobs per month. Period. At that level, we are treading water. Even tho unemployment slowed down a bit last month, most people are scared shitless. unemployed humor: http://www.iget2work.com
or just stop listening to people like maria.

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 3:59PM

@ 31. Take a walk along 8th ave between 39th and 50th.

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 4:00PM

Please please tell she undergoes anal bleaching.

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 4:01PM

@31 still a few theaters left. The smells are going to haunt me forever. Oh and watch out for the wet seats.
-Jim Cramer

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Posted by fatsdomino , Jun 22, 2009 4:01PM

http://www.cnbc.com/id/15840232?video=1160594339&play=1

Gaspo mentions DB and Bess around the 2:05 mark...

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 4:02PM

Don't you know she also warned repeatedly and assiduously about the housing and credit bubbles?

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Posted by merkin capital partners , Jun 22, 2009 4:03PM

she clearly doesn't believe in green foods either...lettuce, broccoli, et al.

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 4:03PM

@ 31. I'll tell you where they are in person. Meet me at the quaint shop on 44/8th. Go in the third booth from the left and put your ear up to the hole at waist level. I'll whisper the location.

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 4:05PM

@1 - She can't be as I gave her and my secretary a good ass pounding. Jack watched and Charlie took notes.

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 4:05PM

@42 Gaspo, don't you have to be in hair and makeup?

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 4:05PM

Oh sweet an on air mention by CG....I can hear the Yahoo Finance crowd thundering our way!

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 4:07PM

@42 Gaspo, don't you have to be in hair and makeup?

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 4:08PM

@42 Gaspo, don't you have to be in hair and makeup?

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 4:08PM

@45 it's not so much that it's a mention from CG, but a BL shout out. kill yourself.

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 4:11PM

@48
No
-45

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 4:13PM

At least she didn't say she didn't believe in polishing knobs on private jets.

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 4:18PM

-sniff, sniff -

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Posted by Investorcluzo , Jun 22, 2009 4:50PM

is charlie trying to get a piece? when is that guy ever nice to anyone that isn't buying him a drink or giving him a free meal? what's the dealio bessy? are you sleeping with the enemy? enquiring minds what to know...

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 5:03PM

The Pisser does not want a piece of Charlie G. and Charlie wants to make sure everyone knows it. The real question is why would Charlie pass this tidbit along to CNBC viewers. Anyone who cared about it would have seen it here already.

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 5:06PM

...because them shoots were not long and hard...

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Posted by e_anthony58 , Jun 22, 2009 7:32PM

This is why Erin Burnett is the future of NBC AND Maria Bartiromo is better of at Fox Blues. Maria is on CNBC for her own self and to polish her star. She could care less about helping the network.

Where Will.I.Am when you need him? lol.

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 7:37PM

Yeah....Wait until that pouty-lipped bitch sees my shoot. Arrrgghhhh, mate!

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Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2009 9:58PM

Posters here are terrible!

Only gay men and bitch women can talk like that!

I understand not liking people but please have decency or get a life!

-Guy from Mars-

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Posted by NAS Keflavik boi , Jun 23, 2009 8:40AM

Maria can now be safely classed as a "soup chicken" :

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=soup+chicken

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