Now that he's finally been charged, only about 5 years after the Ponzi scheme was alleged, we've got two questions. The first, which you'd think we wouldn't have to ask but the precedent set by the Maestro himself, Bernie-boy, dictates we must is, will Stanford get locked up nowish or get to go home and plan his escape?
The second prison tats. What phrase or illustration do we think Sir Stan should get inked, and where? Is he a forearm or a tramp stamp guy?
Posted by guest , Jun 19, 2009 12:23PM
Wide tat across belly: "21% COMPOUNDED"
Posted by guest , Jun 19, 2009 12:26PM
Clearly forearm for some excresise yard weights
Posted by guest , Jun 19, 2009 12:27PM
He will become so depressed that he will give up grooming himself and will quickly be devoured by his mustache.
Posted by guest , Jun 19, 2009 12:30PM
how about a picture of Sam Israel on his chest?
Posted by guest , Jun 19, 2009 12:33PM
trampstamp with the Stanford Aviation logo. 'coz it's a nice ride.
Posted by guest , Jun 19, 2009 12:35PM
@4 a mt. rushmore-esque tat with Bernie, Israel and Stanford's faces
Posted by guest , Jun 19, 2009 12:35PM
he's going to amaze everyone in the yard with how much he can BP. betta get ready mutha fuckaz!
Posted by guest , Jun 19, 2009 12:36PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPcql4FuCK0
Posted by guest , Jun 19, 2009 12:36PM
Across the knuckles on both hands: B-i-l-l-i-o-n-a-i-r-e
I bet most DB readers didn't know he had six fingers on his left hand...
Posted by guest , Jun 19, 2009 12:36PM
I feel kind of sorry for him.
Posted by guest , Jun 19, 2009 12:46PM
they should bring charges on Carl Quintanilla, just so he has some chance of making somebody his bitch.... leading to a tatoo of "Hot Carl" on his chest
Posted by guest , Jun 19, 2009 12:51PM
2 & 20 on Olde English font on his bicep. And a couple of teardrops for his first shankings.
Posted by guest , Jun 19, 2009 12:57PM
A little further south than a trampstamp, he's going to get Comic Sans script "Shapiro's Bitch" circled around his anus.
Greg, could you give Allen your anal tattoo artist name?
Posted by guest , Jun 19, 2009 1:02PM
Allen, tip for ya. Find the biggest, blackest, mothafucker in the joint and beat the shit out of 'em the first day.
Otherwise, I fear you'll be biting pillows late at night for a long time. Prison folk love the white collar ass.
Posted by guest , Jun 19, 2009 1:03PM
@13- Excellent reference. That little Asian hottie is the shit.
SPODE
Posted by guest , Jun 19, 2009 1:41PM
Totally bail. Madoff and Dreier pleaded guilty - and Dreier is STILL hanging out at home, just waiting for sentencing.
Posted by guest , Jun 19, 2009 1:50PM
Whatever happened with the douches that threatened to sue DB over a story that mentioned their plane charter biz during the period when "Sir Stan" was on the run?
Posted by guest , Jun 19, 2009 1:53PM
@17- i believe that was netjets
Posted by guest , Jun 19, 2009 2:12PM
@18 yes, I think you're right.
Posted by guest , Jun 19, 2009 2:13PM
"Sir Allen Stanford" on the small of this back, so that Bubba will show him some respect when he's bending him over and fucking him up the ass each night.
Posted by guest , Jun 19, 2009 2:26PM
Hedged 4 Life. In the old English font.
Posted by guest , Jun 19, 2009 2:27PM
Hedged 4 Life. In the old English font.
Posted by polizeros , Jun 19, 2009 5:40PM
If he really was laundering drug money, then his life in prison will be considerably more in danger than outside.
Posted by guest , Jun 19, 2009 5:58PM
Welcome to Antigua have a nice day.