Now that he’s finally been charged, only about 5 years after the Ponzi scheme was alleged, we’ve got two questions. The first, which you’d think we wouldn’t have to ask but the precedent set by the Maestro himself, Bernie-boy, dictates we must is, will Stanford get locked up nowish or get to go home and plan his escape?
The second prison tats. What phrase or illustration do we think Sir Stan should get inked, and where? Is he a forearm or a tramp stamp guy?
Wide tat across belly: “21% COMPOUNDED”
Clearly forearm for some excresise yard weights
He will become so depressed that he will give up grooming himself and will quickly be devoured by his mustache.
how about a picture of Sam Israel on his chest?
trampstamp with the Stanford Aviation logo. ‘coz it’s a nice ride.
@4 a mt. rushmore-esque tat with Bernie, Israel and Stanford’s faces
he’s going to amaze everyone in the yard with how much he can BP. betta get ready mutha fuckaz!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPcql4FuCK0
Across the knuckles on both hands: B-i-l-l-i-o-n-a-i-r-e
I bet most DB readers didn’t know he had six fingers on his left hand…
I feel kind of sorry for him.
they should bring charges on Carl Quintanilla, just so he has some chance of making somebody his bitch…. leading to a tatoo of “Hot Carl” on his chest
2 & 20 on Olde English font on his bicep. And a couple of teardrops for his first shankings.
A little further south than a trampstamp, he’s going to get Comic Sans script “Shapiro’s Bitch” circled around his anus.
Greg, could you give Allen your anal tattoo artist name?
Allen, tip for ya. Find the biggest, blackest, mothafucker in the joint and beat the shit out of ‘em the first day.
Otherwise, I fear you’ll be biting pillows late at night for a long time. Prison folk love the white collar ass.
@13- Excellent reference. That little Asian hottie is the shit.
SPODE
Totally bail. Madoff and Dreier pleaded guilty – and Dreier is STILL hanging out at home, just waiting for sentencing.
Whatever happened with the douches that threatened to sue DB over a story that mentioned their plane charter biz during the period when “Sir Stan” was on the run?
@17- i believe that was netjets
@18 yes, I think you’re right.
“Sir Allen Stanford” on the small of this back, so that Bubba will show him some respect when he’s bending him over and fucking him up the ass each night.
Hedged 4 Life. In the old English font.
Hedged 4 Life. In the old English font.
If he really was laundering drug money, then his life in prison will be considerably more in danger than outside.
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