Not even a colorist wielding toxic chemicals. Not even the former wife of an ex-con. Not even Vikram Pandit. We’re making an assumption with the last one but, I mean, it’s probably true. The Times reports that the many of the people who once made Lady MacMadoff’s world go ’round (including those expelled from her uterus), and also perfect strangers, united only by the fact that their husbands broke the law, are maintaining at least a 200 foot distance between themselves and the Ponzi Zone.
Such as: the Pierre Michel salon, which previously did her her highlights every six weeks (Soft Baby Blonde, for those of interested in the Ponzi Chic look). They won’t allow her in the building and refuse to send a stylist over to East 64th Street (no word on how she’s making do but clearly some hair place that doesn’t mind the taint o’ Bernie is taking her in, as evidenced by a lack of gray during her weekly visits to the big house). Then there’s Beth Eckhardt, the Amagansett florist, who won’t Ruth’s calls, and pledged to never take Mrs. M back as a client. Bella Blu refuses to seat her for dinner (and, as previously mentioned, it’s not as though she can just pick up some cheese like in the old days before people found out her husband was a criminal), and Sette Mezzo general manager Oriente Mania has said if she steps one foot in the door without paying the $160 bill Bernie owes from December (prosecutors wouldn’t allow the check to be cashed), he’ll break it off. Ivan Boesky’s ex, who knows from banging white collar criminals, actually wanted to write Ruth a nice note and maybe take her out to lunch and introduce her to the gang (Milken’s old lady, Ken Lay’s woman, etc) but her lawyer said hell no. Perhaps most depressing is the freeze-out by sons Andy and Mark. Not because they’ve cut off contact, which they have, but because while she’s sitting around the penthouse with no one to talk to, Ruth must think about the fact that she gave birth to two little bitches who “have begun to refer to “Mom” and “Dad” as “Ruth” and “Bernie,” according to family friends” and, from what it sounds like, would probably completely sincerely make a “talk to the hand” gesture if passed by “Ruth” on the street.
According to image consultants, Ruth needs to start with a “sorry” and follow it up by working with cancer-stricken children or dogs that recently contracted HIV. Things that: could probably be construed as animal cruelty or grounds to call social services, and probably wouldn’t do much to ingratiate herself to the public. I’m not saying it has to get this real, necessarily, but volunteering to serve in place of the ladies maybe doing hard time in N. Korea would probably do wonders in the way of getting people to take pity on her, as would a gig as the assistant to Charlie Gasparino, who will cut you if he doesn’t have a bran muffin in hand by 7AM, and clips of interest from the Post. The Devil wears Wife Beaters.
greg and ruth = the new nyc power couple
holy fuck that picture is going to haunt me.
i’d hit it
Ruthie is a well rounded munt. She’s as ugly outside as inside.
@3- would you also hit the crypt keeper?
Greg,
Baby, when you head over later today could you please pick me up a pack of Virginia Slims, a lottery ticket, and some depends.
Love,
Ruthie
Guilt by association …
SPODE: Bess is my girl.
Don’t you dare talk trash about her. I’ll be showing you your stomach lining if you do.
– Snake Plissken
she’s got nice eyes.
@5 you start with milfs and than you start pushing yourself a bit further
@9 interesting…tell us more.
I’d “Carradine dat ho”
11 FTW!
-TGFHouston
P.S. Bess, when you say, “Then there’s Beth Eckhardt, the Amagansett florist, who won’t Ruth’s calls, and pledged to never take Mrs. M back as a client.”
Did you mean, “Then there’s Beth Eckhardt, the Amagansett florist, who won’t RETURN Ruth’s calls, and pledged to never take Mrs. M back as a client.”
I expect perfection from you, Bess. Perfection.
@12- work on perfecting your suicide note.
We all know that she was/is the prime mover behind this Ponzi scheme.
Have the authorities confiscated her travel documents?
@10
not a lot to say about it, try for yourself, good pitch for starters is “did you know that sperm contains very powerfull skin nutrients?”
@15- wouldn’t that appeal to all women, not just the seniors?
Ruthie bears a striking resemblance to Senator Al Franken. Tis a pity for both of them.
@17- I never noticed that but you’re right. It’s the mouth/expression (plus the glasses).
@16
doesn’t work for young blondes they think it makes them gain weight..
Guest@#3…
“i’d hit it”
TGFD likes the older ladies, but Ruth is not someone I’d care to hit. Something’s a bit too unsavory about her for TGFD’s tastes.
The Guy from Delaware
@12-
1. you lose.
2. you forgot to address the split infinitive, and yet you pretend to be an authority on writing.
3. Bess is above criticism from the grammar police. don’t let me catch you insulting her like that again.
The article also said she’s stopped going to 63/Lex Equinox. Equinox at her age. God bless.
@22- what equinox membership is 1,200/month?
23 That’s the plan I have. It comes with unlimited full body/full release massages, by a therapist of your choice of gender. Its a lot less if you let them specify the gender. But seriously, I took it to be a typo. $200 a month is more like it.
Guests@#3/#10…
Here’s a Ruth lookalike in action. Energetic. Insatiable. 4 short successive clips. You’ll get the idea.
http://www3.fetishhitsgallery.com/movie/gf/10/?t1/cfree=prader
It’s possible that TGFD might change his mind about Ruth. Maybe.
The Guy from Delaware
Ruth should have hired same PR firm as Mark and Andy Madoff —- she woulod not be having the same problems — M&A help out MOM with your BS or as you guys like to say SPIN
@25 is that link SFW?
That’s what Franken will look like by the time he gets seated in the Senate.
equinox is $1200/month?
I hear Century Village in West Palm Beach is looking for a new spokesperson to replace Red Buttons. Ruth’s next gig should be shilling to the altacacas in the Florida retirement communities. Maybe Uncle Murray can give her a spin on his golf cart?
@30 Mark and Andy Madoff already put in for that gig
@31 no Mark saw that equinox $1200/month and is looking for sales job at downtown equinox
WE KNOW YOU ARE BOTH READING THIS!!!!!
Mark what are you doing ?
-34 jerking off, catching up on episodes of Lost and spending your parents money.
I am also into water polo and sometimes when it rains i meet Andrew in central park, we wear our meat helmets and pick the lint out or each others toes under a tree.
- XOXO MM
@35 did you get the Bernie tat removed from your azzzzzzzz
ahh you remember from our last fishing trip!!!!!!!!!!
Mark you still have your Amex Black card to jerk off 2 wow
@36 no but i had it moved over with a skin graft. I expect to be making new friends soon and feel like I will need the space. Those inmates tend to write big.
-MM
I love me the MILFs, and once in awhile a GILF. But RM? Ewyuck.
@39 when do you think your wife is going to kick you out of the house?