Comments on: Nobody Wants To Be A CEO

By: guest

guest — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 23:34:04 +0000

@15 – BESS, MARRY ME!

By: KevinB

KevinB — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 21:45:22 +0000

“Low hanging fruit”? Are you suggesting they consider spectacularly well hung homosexualists?
@13/14 – First, learn how not to double post insipid remarks. Second, get a freakin’ sense of humour. Third, kill yourself.

By: Bess Levin

Bess Levin — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 19:11:40 +0000

@13/14- I went with ǃ’OǃKung because it looks funny spelled out, not because I harbor racism for African Americans. I could’ve used “crazy talk” or “a tongue reminiscent of batshit insanity.” As for the parakeet bit being some sort of voodoo act, I suggest you rewatch the episode of Seinfeld when Jerry has to dig up his neighbor’s dead bird to get a pair of cuff links it swallowed. Having to take five minutes to explain jokes to people who don’t get them is one thing, having to take five minutes to explain them to douchebags who jump to self-righteous conclusions is another.

By: guest

guest — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 19:02:27 +0000

Jokes about Rep. Waters shouting in an African language and practicing some sort of voodoo strike me as racist. Sorting through this site’s abundant juvenile humor to find useful nuggets of gossip is one thing, sorting through racist remarks is another.

By: guest

guest — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 18:59:24 +0000

By: Anal_yst

Anal_yst — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 16:21:35 +0000

I’ll bid $1, Bob

By: guest

guest — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 15:22:39 +0000

Unlike Grundhofer, I *am* keen on having Tim Geithner up in my grill. Yes, sir, may I have another!
-V. Pandit

By: guest

guest — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 15:10:45 +0000

What’s so bad about sucking parakeet essence?
–Lloyd Blankfein

By: guest

guest — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 15:08:50 +0000

@7
greg stop fronting

By: guest

guest — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 15:08:08 +0000

cost cutting mail from greg:
“if its yellow..

By: guest

guest — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 15:00:14 +0000

“Clearly, though, these places are actively looking for warm bodies and it wouldn’t be much of an exaggeration to say they’re desperate, and in no position to be picky. (Like Hartford Financial which, in a who are they trying to kid move, won’t consider even taking a meeting with anyone that was “responsible for the balance sheet at a troubled financial institution in recent years.”) BAC/Citi/AIG/etc aren’t too good for anyone and would be lucky to land a mammal (even there, we’d suggest some flexibility). It’s time to start considering low-hanging fruit.”
couldn’t have said it better myself

By: guest

guest — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 14:48:08 +0000

I have nipples, Greg, can you milk me?
Thain

By: guest

guest — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 14:41:49 +0000

This is about “celebrity” status, not about getting a bank job.

By: guest

guest — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 14:38:33 +0000

“Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the Treasury!”
-T. Geithner

By: guest

guest — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 14:36:38 +0000

!O!Kung! Fucking hilarious!