• 29 Jun 2009 at 2:10 PM

One More Headache For UBS

UBS.jpgThe Bernie blame game has taken on an interesting twist courtesy of the French. Even though the Ponz duped every investor and regulator not named Harry Markopolos, the French market regulator has pointed the finger at UBS for their role as custodian for a fund specifically designed to invest with Madoff. For those who were surprised that a fund which was set up to invest nearly 100% of its assets with a single manager presented some potential risks, this could be your chance to have somebody else pay for your mistakes.
Far be it from any regulatory body to pay up for their own ineptitude, the French regulator places the blame squarely on the shoulders of the crime fighting gang in the custody unit. Should that fail, regulators can always recommend going after Bic for their glaring lack of risk management in providing the ink that enabled people to sign their names on Madoff-related documents.
UBS Should Repay Madoff Investor Losses, Agency Says [Bloomberg]

Comments (10)

  1. Posted by guest | June 29, 2009 at 2:17 PM

    Hate the French and hate UBS. Tough call here.

  2. Posted by guest | June 29, 2009 at 2:18 PM

    Did they have a license for that monkey?

  3. Posted by guest | June 29, 2009 at 2:22 PM

    “There was some question wheter the UBS or its monkey was breaking the law”
    French Regulator: “City ordanance 371R prohibits the playing of any financial instrument in a public place for the purpose of commercial enterprise without a proper license.”
    UBS: “How do you know so much about city ordanance?”
    French Regulator: “What sort of stupid question is that! Are you blind!!
    UBS: “Yes!”

  4. Posted by guest | June 29, 2009 at 2:23 PM

    Did you miss the memo? UBS Sucks.

  5. Posted by guest | June 29, 2009 at 2:27 PM

    I liked the BIC line. Well done, Greg, well done.
    -TGFHouston

  6. Posted by guest | June 29, 2009 at 2:29 PM

    Aren’t BIC pens a French product?

  7. Posted by guest | June 29, 2009 at 2:31 PM

    The word Houston, like the word Greg, is Latin for ANUS!

  8. Posted by guest | June 29, 2009 at 2:42 PM

    Greg is having an “Annus horribilis”
    look it up.

  9. Posted by guest | June 29, 2009 at 4:36 PM

    Gargle Chimes

  10. Posted by guest | June 29, 2009 at 11:11 PM

    @7 and @8 are the same moron. Get over the Greg thing. It wasn’t funny the first hundred posts and it isn’t getting any funnier. Dumbfuck.

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