Opening Bell: 06.15.09

Details Set To Remake Financial Regulations (WSJ)
“At the center of the plan, which administration officials are referring to as a “white paper,” is a move to remake powers of the Federal Reserve to oversee the biggest financial players, give the government the power to unwind and break up systemically important companies — much like the Federal Deposit Insurance Corp. does with failed banks — and create a new regulator for consumer-oriented financial products, according to people involved in the process.”
Awaiting a Rebound, Back With the Folks (NYT)
Depressing read of the morning: “My mother, who is in her 60s, has been so patient and supportive. She acts like she’s happy to have us, not like we’re crowding her or that she minds the dogs. We have learned what’s important since I’ve been living here.”

Bank of America beefs up its image with Merrill Lynch icon via $10 million print and online advertising campaign
(FT)
When you think of Bank of America, please think less BAC, more MER.

A Virtual Bank With Real Woes
(NYT)
Possibly of interest to those of you who are either from Iceland and/or huge nerds.

AIG vs. Hank Greenberg: A Battle Over Who’s More Deserving
(Time)
In court today.
Payday For Bob Diamond (FT)
The Barclays president will personally make $26m (£16m) from the sale of Barclays Global Investors to BlackRock.
Teaser For Michael Moore’s “Save Our CEO’s.”

Comments (30)

  1. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 7:43 AM

    two thumbs down.

  2. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 7:43 AM

    spare some change, bobby?

  3. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 7:44 AM

    “When you think of Bank of America, please think less BAC, more MER.” and less of Lewis’s drinking problem.

  4. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 7:46 AM

    That teaser was, completely objectively, totally unfunny.

  5. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 7:47 AM

    @4- it was overdone satire that would’ve been amusing like two years ago.

  6. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 7:55 AM

    fuck off, fat guy.

  7. Posted by wcburrs87 | June 15, 2009 at 8:09 AM

    That NYT article is a terrible read. The guy couldn’t even pass for a mail man and I’m supposed to pity him?

  8. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 8:17 AM

    @7, couldnt agree more
    he is focused on a job that will put him back in a house so he isnt taking a $10/hour job…
    Buddy, you got laid off in December of 2007. You should take a $5/hour job at this point. You were working for 15 years and got foreclosed on..that means you didnt save a dime and neither did your fiance. Good decision making.

  9. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 8:20 AM

    I’m a left-wing liberal and I can’t stand Michael Moore. Fat F*ck.
    All you GOP loving right wingers, it’s Monday morning…go man your glory holes.

  10. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 8:40 AM

    @7- you can do whatever you want. a normal human reaction might be, even if you don’t agree with his choice, empathy.

  11. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 8:44 AM

    MM movie will blow.

  12. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 8:44 AM

    How does BAC have $10 mm to spend on advertising?

  13. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 8:45 AM

    @12- the taxpayer.

  14. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 8:46 AM

    @12- your pocket (presuming you’re in the US).

  15. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 8:47 AM

    @12- The 5 cent refund Ken gets on his Boone’s bottles adds up.

  16. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 9:26 AM

    15 > 13 & 14
    So instead of looking like the bank that bought the massive losses at MER they want to look like the firm that tricked the firm that bought MER into going through with the deal (with the help of HP and BB of course)? That’s probably the better way to go.

  17. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 9:51 AM

    i have an idea for a movie too. this is the opening shot.
    ..MM’s head on a stick, outside the NYSE. an ugly one-legged pigeon lands on his gnarly skull and shits all over it.
    -zoom out-
    -people in suits walking by, without even noticing the ugly fat head on the stick, although its starts to attract flies-
    Deep voice: “this is wall street bitches, there is money to be made”
    Fade in soundtrack: “mo money mo problems – notorious big and puffy

  18. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 9:57 AM

    @17
    Shut up doofus.

  19. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 10:02 AM

    @18
    you would make a great “very junior banker that gets pissed on by his MD”, you’ll be on screen for ~3 seconds, all you have to do is look scared, which you’re probably good at.

  20. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 10:34 AM
  21. Posted by Novice | June 15, 2009 at 11:18 AM

    “Possibly of interest to those of you who are either from Iceland and/or huge nerds.”
    EP’s gone so you can stop kissing her ass and/or pandering to her love for thought experiments.

  22. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 11:21 AM

    @21- why would dealbreaker kiss her ass? they’re the ones who put her on enforced vacation.

  23. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 11:30 AM

    @22
    There’s a rumor that EP got a real job in finance, but that’s too far fetched. At least she has night duty at ZH.

  24. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 11:32 AM

    “This week American private client account-holders at Lloyds’s received letters informing them of an “important change in policy regarding clients who are resident, domiciled or linked to the United States by property or asset holdings”. They were told the bank had “no choice” but to “cease acting as your investment manager.”
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/banksandfinance/5526129/Lloyds-Bank-hit-by-Obama-tax-purge.html

  25. Posted by Novice | June 15, 2009 at 12:11 PM

    @22
    a) who else would find that kind of crap interesting?
    b) which website gave her a lectern in the first place?

  26. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 12:16 PM

    @25- are you saying that ep is the only nerd on earth? also, she’s not icelandic.

  27. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 12:21 PM

    8 the fact that he and the fiancee have been working for 15 years and have no savings is the reason why the US economy was as good as it was for those past 15 years. The consumer driven economy, fueled by a consumer debt boom, started in the mid 80′s (another thing to thank Reagan for) and luckily there are some signs that people may now be wising up. It may get ugly in the mean time though.

  28. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 12:25 PM

    @19
    Look doofus. Just because you paid the New York Film Academy $$$ doesn’t mean you’ll ever work in the film industry.
    You should have stuck with the the University of Phoenix super accelerated degree program in Business Inventory Management.

  29. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 12:42 PM

    @28
    that is a truly sad reply.

  30. Posted by Novice | June 15, 2009 at 1:40 PM

    @26 Christ man. EP would compose Greek epics about banking fraud in an online libertarian world.
    are you saying that someone else on this earth could rival her in that? also, work on getting the point.

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