Melissa Francis has put the call out (13:30) that she wants a young, hot, not so smart co-host. A "pool boy," basically. Sort of unclear to us is why current gal-pal Larry Kudlow doesn't fit this description, or why Mel couldn't dip into the veritable treasure trove of pool boys at CNBC, such as Mark Haines, but no matter. If you've got a headshot and an interest in getting paid to be a piece of meat alongside MF, let us know and we'll put you in touch. Whether you're an out of work CEO, down on his luck fund manager, or gainfully employed financial services hack, this is a dream gig not to be passed up. For those not willing to don a thong on camera, Charlie Gasparino is also said to be looking for a PB to fill a vacancy left by his last assistant. Pretty solid gig, though you'll have to be comfortable getting your man parts near a meat slicer. Not to worry, there will be an intensive two-week training period that will get your skills up to snuff and probably haunt you for all eternity (think having flaming hot sticks of sopressat' thrown at you by a chain smoking Maude Gasparino, seated in a dark corner, shouting "dodge it! dodge that shit!").
Melissa Francis Is Looking For A 'Pool Boy' Type
Posted by Bess Levin, Jun 30, 2009, 9:20am
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Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 9:28AM
what am I, chopped liver?
-Bill Seidman
Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 9:29AM
sign me up!
Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 9:29AM
I'm out of work, so yeah, I'll send a resume.
Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 9:30AM
Dylan Ratigan will probably be out of work soon...
Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 9:31AM
@4 sooner than you think.
-DRat
Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 9:31AM
@4 yeah but there's no way he'd agree to keeping his mouth shut
Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 9:32AM
@6 just tell him to bring his gag...
Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 9:39AM
Sorry, I couldn't get past the 15 second mark on that before narcolepsy set in.
Posted by Anal_yst , Jun 30, 2009 9:41AM
As long as melissa francis is willing to put those big bj eyes to use, sign me up (also, shotgun a$$ no blitz)
Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 9:41AM
I'd probably be down, maybe throw her the bone once in a while. My only fear is that I might wake up one day and she'd be standing over me with a knife. Anyone else get the sneaking suspicion she might be a psycho?
Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 9:44AM
@10 I get that vibe way more from Tits Cabrera.
Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 9:47AM
@10
definitely psycho b1tch
Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 9:48AM
Think there is enough there for some titty fucks, or is that a push up?
Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 9:50AM
The return of Jeff Macke?!
Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 9:50AM
@13 way more with her than me.
-burnett
Posted by Becky Boot Fan , Jun 30, 2009 9:50AM
I'm in, only if she agrees to loan me out in trade to Trish Reagan or Becky for payment of her sizeable gambling losses.
I'll keep em' busy with HerbyTurkeys and round the clock shrimping.
...dignity? Never heard of it.
Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 9:51AM
@15 ftw
Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 9:54AM
I would pound her in the ass until my legs gave out in exhaustion. And then I would kindly ask her to make me a delicious sandwich.
Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 10:00AM
today on Julie Menin's "Give (head) and Take (me from behind)"
Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 10:07AM
Isn't the "pool boy" Carl Quintanilla?
Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 10:08AM
@20 is racist
Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 10:13AM
Throw in the paper bag with holes for the eyes and we have a deal.
Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 10:17AM
She is such a dope and makes assertions as fact, that are simply wrong. It would be hard to find a PB dumber than her. Rarely do her interviewees call her on it, although yesterday one did.
Actually, most of the "eye candy" on CNBC are equally clueless.
Posted by Becky Boot Fan , Jun 30, 2009 10:19AM
@20, no he mows the lawns at CNBC HQ.
Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 10:41AM
I'm with 8. Most of these THs are incredibly banal. What's next? RJ on what it's like to be annointed as a top ten kid of all time? Who is Julie Menin?
Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 10:45AM
I think she needs a more elongated head.
Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 10:47AM
@26 = Buffalo Bill
Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 11:20AM
@25 wtf is a TH?
Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 11:21AM
Anyone know a good editor that can help me with my reel?
Thanks in advance,
Greg Michaels
Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 11:24AM
"maude gasparino"
yes.
Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 11:33AM
Bess, I don't know how you sat through 13 1/2 minutes of these yentas talking nonsense to discover this little trove. These women are both busted.
Posted by flaunt , Jun 30, 2009 11:42AM
@anal_yst Definitely agree about the bj eyes. Does anyone else notice that she looks like a Furby
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furbie
Posted by flaunt , Jun 30, 2009 11:44AM
@anal_yst Definitely agree about the bj eyes. Does anyone else notice that she looks like a Furby
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furbie
Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 11:48AM
Sorry 28, TH = talking head.
Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 12:38PM
Quote started at 13:00 for me - not sure what that 13:30 was all about.
Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 12:55PM
She needs to drop about 20 pounds.
Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 2:14PM
Who's this bitch? She looks used up already.
Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 2:39PM
Hasn't FOXBIZ already beaten CNBC to the punch here? Cody Willard is the ultimate dumb pool boy. And Melissa Francis is too good for a show like that. Instead, she needs a show with Rebecca Jarvis where the two of them make out if the market goes up and refrain from doing so when the market goes down. Forget green shoots, it's time for carrots and sticks baby...
Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 2:45PM
I will fill her vacancy...
Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 9:49PM
@10 Total psycho with the bug-eyes. Scares me. I just close my eyes, imagine LIz Claman with her hot-stuff bod and all the fear goes away. Hello FBN