A group of German senior citizens recently decided to forgo the legal process and deal with their investment losses the old fashioned way- vigilante justice. The silver haired bunch jumped their financial advisor as he was entering the door to his house, bound him with masking tape, thew him into the back of an Audi, drove him to one of the couples' vacation homes and had their way with him in the cellar for four days. It took 40 members of the German counter-terrorism unit to get the active seniors to free their prisoner.
German Senior Citizens 'Kidnap, Torture' Advisor [CNBC]
Posted by guest , Jun 24, 2009 10:15AM
thats real.
Posted by guest , Jun 24, 2009 10:17AM
madoff roleplaying is the new killing it
Posted by guest , Jun 24, 2009 10:17AM
I know from experience, these old ones are fearless and irrational. Don't ever get them upset.
Posted by guest , Jun 24, 2009 10:20AM
@3
this is not about cougars
Posted by guest , Jun 24, 2009 10:20AM
German silverhairs? ex-Nazis, probably.
Posted by guest , Jun 24, 2009 10:21AM
I see those pesky Nazi's haven't let their skills get rusty over the last 60 years.
-- Dave Chappelle
Posted by guest , Jun 24, 2009 10:26AM
Bilk
Lazy
Assholes
Not
Unsuspecting
Seniors
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Posted by guest , Jun 24, 2009 10:39AM
@7
Is that the Iberian or Moroccan Worm Lizard?
Or are you just a daft jackass?
Posted by guest , Jun 24, 2009 10:41AM
@8. Soooooo sensative!! Go change your tampon
Posted by american bandersnatch , Jun 24, 2009 10:52AM
@7 - You're not funny but I give you a small amount of credit for persistence. You might want to develop a different hobby.
Posted by guest , Jun 24, 2009 10:52AM
@8 is that greg's mom?
Posted by guest , Jun 24, 2009 11:02AM
Cramer better hire a bodyguard.
Posted by guest , Jun 24, 2009 11:04AM
Great tag.
"How do you do?"
"Good day to you sir...WAAAAAIT A MINUTTTTTEEEE"
Posted by guest , Jun 24, 2009 11:06AM
he pulled the Air Force One, Harrison Ford fax for help move...classic
Posted by guest , Jun 24, 2009 12:10PM
Guest@#3...
It's not just the old ones who are upset.
BTW, they should have killed the fucker and dumped his trash corpse in the forest. They'd still be free if they had.
Also the swindler has now become the victim. The seniors were getting no relief from the f'n legal system; they were only trying to get their money back, that's all.
Too bad they couldn't read German.
AssHole@#7...
You shouldn't be "Bilking" anybody, lazy or not, when they've entrusted you with their life's savings.
TGFD's still waiting for some real financial violence. Too bad the dumb f'n markets went up. Maybe we'll get some excitement on the next dump.
Yours in truth,
The Guy from Delaware
Posted by guest , Jun 24, 2009 12:29PM
@15 get off the internet, your mom needs to use the phone.
Posted by guest , Jun 24, 2009 3:20PM
@15,
TGFHouston salutes you, TGFD.
Social unrest? Oh, it's coming. And all these idiots who think all's gravy will piss their pants.
Count on it.
-TGFHouston