And not just in a theoretical, you-work-in-finance-therefore-you-play-the-bad-guy sense! “Starring” may be a bit of a stretch but nevertheless: if you caught the Hangover Friday night at Lincoln Square AMC you can look forward to watching yourself on the big screen come October, when the still-untitled film will be released. A camera crew filmed audience member’s reactions to this teaser:


…which should’ve consisted of eye-rolls, though, given the clientele in that neighb, might’ve included some laughs.* Ushers wearing “Save our CEO’s” T-shirts apparently then walked down the aisles asking for donations to Citibank, Bank of America, AIG, Goldman Sachs and JPMorgan.
*Although: Lincoln Square is probably arguably the theater of choice for tenants of 15CPW. So, tough call.

Comments (51)

  1. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 1:12 PM

    I heard this was being changed to a musical?

  2. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 1:12 PM
  3. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 1:13 PM

    JPMorgan? Yes, because Jamie Dimon is really the guy to go after.
    So. Mis. Guided.

  4. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 1:18 PM

    $20 says he has something about Bella in the film to incite the animal lover anger.
    RIP Bella

  5. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 1:20 PM

    $20 says he has something about Bella in the film to incite the animal lover anger.
    RIP Bella

  6. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 1:20 PM

    What about Bagel? Bagel needs to get as much press as Bella.

  7. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 1:23 PM

    Fat drunk and stupid is now way to go through life.

  8. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 1:33 PM

    Fat fucks like Mike Moore are why the health care system is bankrupt.

  9. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 1:39 PM

    @5- the scary thing is I can see that happening. I can hear the narration already.

  10. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 1:39 PM

    How many people still go to see his shit? How many topics does he have to cover before a broad enough spectrum of people realize he does not know a goddamn thing he talks about?

  11. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 1:39 PM

    All unwitting actors should band together and form a union. I’m sure the production of this Michael Moore movie violates several labor laws.
    Viva revolucion

  12. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 1:40 PM

    @6- Fuck that. Bella is our main bitch.

  13. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 1:41 PM

    Anyone who doesn’t enjoy Michael Moore = right wing nutjob

  14. Posted by Novice | June 15, 2009 at 1:44 PM

    Michael Moore should stick with pressuring Big Pharma to cure him:
    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/06/13/health/13gout.html?scp=1&sq=gout&st=cse

  15. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 1:44 PM

    Anyone who enjoys Mike Moore = Paid escort

  16. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 1:47 PM

    Michael Moore is Greg’s father.
    Reason #54 to hate ANUS.

  17. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 1:48 PM

    CNBC may be a bunch of douche bags anymore, but Michelle Caruso Cabrerras ta-tas look fabulous.
    Guess the size? 34 Cs? or bigger?

  18. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 1:50 PM

    I wish Moore and Ken Burns had stopped after the first one.

  19. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 1:50 PM

    I lost my job at a hedge fund and am now considering applying for a Personal Banker position with JPMorgan Chase. Should I kill myself?

  20. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 1:53 PM

    @19. no. go be a math teacher.
    middle school.
    ok — maybe, but….

  21. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 1:54 PM

    @19- which fund?

  22. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 1:56 PM

    @13
    Yawn. Wrong turn at Daily Kos dude. Hit the “back” button until your back there. MM is just as bad as Rush Limbaugh.

  23. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 1:56 PM

    @21-
    u retarded?

  24. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 1:58 PM

    @24- No. Why?
    -21

  25. Posted by faxie | June 15, 2009 at 2:00 PM

    wonder what mike moore thinks about salary caps for hollywood

  26. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 2:00 PM

    ok. u employed? pretty not-so-good question.

  27. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 2:02 PM

    @27- what was wrong w asking him which fund he got fired from? I don’t necessarily think it was a joke, while the “should I kill myself bit” probably was.

  28. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 2:06 PM

    I can actually see a woman on the 14th floor of the AIG building (Water) being pounded – perhaps in the ass. Trying to find someone with a camera.

  29. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 2:06 PM

    You douche bags have to hand it to him, MM is a genius.

  30. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 2:09 PM

    @30- sure, at making money. but the message is off point. going after JPM? really? when there are so many more people to skewer?

  31. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 2:12 PM

    @23
    But MM doesn’t run the Democratic Party like Rush runs the GOP.
    I heard that he asked Laura Bush and her father in law to line up in the “Apology to Rush” queue.

  32. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 2:13 PM

    Hey, how dare you, he’s a nice man!
    -Zach.G.

  33. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 2:29 PM

    Even Shep Smith of FOX is catching the “Wrath of Rush” now.

  34. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 2:34 PM

    I wish Shep Smith was a “catcher”…

  35. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 2:37 PM

    I wish Liz Claman and Michelle C-C were back on the same team and hosting a show on CNBC together. Ratings would bust out for sure.

  36. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 2:38 PM

    @8……… EXACTLY
    MM needs to stop blaming people and hit a fucking treadmill. he’s the true d-bag.

  37. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 2:40 PM

    I have an idea for a movie too. this is the opening shot.
    ..MM’s head on a stick, outside the NYSE. an ugly one-legged pigeon lands on his gnarly skull and shits all over it.
    -zoom out-
    -people in suits walking by, without even noticing the ugly fat head on the stick, although its starts to attract flies-
    Deep voice: “this is wall street bitches, there is money to be made”
    Fade in soundtrack: “mo money mo problems – notorious big and puffy

  38. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 2:44 PM

    @38 FTW!
    Make that flick, I will pop some corn

  39. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 2:51 PM

    @32
    23 here, thats not the point. They are both entertainers first, two bit political pundits second. and both have crayon and coloring book views of politics. And to say Rush runs the GOP is a bit goofy. A more apt description for how the Republican party is run would be a headless chicken.

  40. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 2:52 PM

    @39
    awesome – i thought about casting SPODE as the hero and TGFD as a onelegged janitor at jefferies.

  41. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 2:55 PM

    Ahhh that Mike Moore, such a man of the people. Frankly I would rather give AIG or Madoff my money then his fat bloated asshole.
    Guys lay off his weight i here the camera adds like 250 pounds.

  42. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 2:56 PM

    @42 – so, how many camera’s are on him?

  43. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 3:00 PM

    @43- well Chandler…

  44. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 3:00 PM

    @43 well Chandler…
    -42

  45. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 3:01 PM

    @11 – It’s called FAG and Alec Baldwin is the head of it.

  46. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 3:01 PM

    @44 – you should watch less tv and probably also JO&C less

  47. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 3:12 PM

    @47 people who use terms like JO&C should shampoo my crotch. fuck you.
    -44

  48. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 3:13 PM

    @48
    i already shampood your mother’s crotch – the fishy smell is persistent though..

  49. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 3:14 PM

    the term JO&C was coined by Bess, but even she doesn’t really use it anymore, ask cocksucking commenters sucked the funny out of it.

  50. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 3:20 PM

    @50
    “sucking the funny out of it”, is that how your father calls it?

  51. Posted by guest | June 15, 2009 at 3:24 PM

    @49 my mother thanks you and asked next time to bring your knee pads. You know the ones you wear on your other job…is it Neil or bob?
    Enjoy your big fat Moore movie…
    -48

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