Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 3:21PM

Bernie@1 you've gotten so spiritual.

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 3:22PM

Oh, that was your girlfriend? I thought that was your seeing eye dog. My mistake.

-M. Madoff

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 3:23PM

Probably displays the credit card sticking out of the wallet to try to convince people he still has a working credit card. Seriously, what institution would keep a credit line open to this guy? There's a reason he's paying with cash.

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 3:24PM

wow @3

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 3:24PM

Can't wait to see him working at Starbucks downstairs!

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 3:24PM

@4 most likely

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 3:27PM

@1.....thank you Mr. Macke.

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 3:27PM

Their menu does look that great. God I am fat.

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 3:27PM

@9 is that a challenge?

-Mark

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 3:28PM

....grrrrreat portuguese bread

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 3:28PM

so many jews on the island now. Wish they would go back to the hamptons.

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 3:29PM

@14 I wish you'd go back to your klan rally.

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 3:30PM

@9 Um...I believe you'll find it is written 'Sconset, as the full name for the town & beach is Siasconset.

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 3:32PM

http://www.somethingnatural.com/menu.html

I'd kill for that salami and provolone right about now.

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 3:35PM

Keel haul the fucker. Double fish hook him, if that's possible. Yar.

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 3:35PM

Klan rally in Cisco every Wed night.

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 3:37PM

Great Lobsterclops can be had at Straight Wharf

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 3:40PM

@17

You got good taste, kid.

-C. Gasparino

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 3:41PM

What was it the neocons said? Are we supposed to bury our guns or our Klan outfits? I can't remember now. Anyone?

~Confused Grand Kleegan
Lake Lottachains, MS

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 3:44PM

cg@21 thanks

-17

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 3:45PM

Mark,

You can get great striped bass off Madaket or Great Point, but you better be ready to hook 15-30 bluefish before you get a striper on the line. You can also catch a good bonito about a mile north west of the island, but it can be hit or miss. Once a summer a school of bluefin tuna will pass by the island stopping to feed in a shoal about 1.5-2 miles N/NW of Madaket. Theres a 1/boat limit but I know youre not a stickler for the rule

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 3:47PM

Perhaps he was trying to catch the 1:10 ferry to Rio.

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 3:49PM

@14, I wish you'd leave Palestine alone and went back to Poland/Europe/Anywhere else. Jerks.

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 3:50PM

@26 I wish you'd go back to the Finsbury Park mosque

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 3:51PM

everybody quick! Make a nantucket reference to prove you've been there olde skool. 1st to reference Madeksham Jam wins a Henry's sub and get the 1st keg stand at Black Tower tonight!.

1st to say ACK gets punched in the nuts!

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 3:52PM

maybe Brian was waiting for him in the car
http://www.dealbreaker.com/images/entries/brianhuntermaybe.jpg

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 3:53PM

I am so thirsty, I wish I had some jewce to drink.

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 3:54PM

14 I was gonna say, haven't been in maybe 10 years, but then it was all crusty WASP's. Live and learn.

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 3:54PM

I hear Argentina is nice this time of year

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 3:54PM

@29 damn I miss that guy.

-Nick M.

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 3:54PM

I'll kick you right in the Chicken Box.

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 3:56PM

I like to hang out on Fire Island after the sun goes down.

D-Rat

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 3:57PM

@28 right on, @24 u r a tool

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 3:58PM

He's in a hurry because he doesn't want the snipers to get off a clear shot.

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 4:00PM

36 The beach at the end of Two Mile Hollow in East Hampton is much better. Mostly banker boys, none of that scuzzy fashion crowd. Good in the day, even more so at night.

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 4:01PM

Where is the money Lebowski?!

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 4:03PM

31 No way you get 800 for Murray's. Even I know that and I'm 100% Jersey. For the benefit of the unwashed, that's where those pink - excuse me, brick red -pants originated.

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 4:07PM

Outrageous. Mini Madoff is spending ill-gotten gains of the giant ponzi scheme on high priced deli meats. Can't the SEC and DOJ get a court order to enjoin him from such egregious misconduct? The only meat he should should be permitted to eat is the kind found in his cell mate's pants.

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 4:09PM

@28, you can't see it, but right now I'm wearing my Black Dog . . . oh. Wait. Right. Uhh . . . never mind.

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 4:10PM

Shark fishermen going to use him chum this season

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 4:11PM

WTF does he need to check his Blackberry 4

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 4:12PM

@24,

Why is it that rednecks favor Guy Harvey while the Hamptonites are still ga-ga over Tommy Bahama? Seen one multi-hued swordfish, seen 'em all.

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 4:13PM

28 ftw by far.

Is it just me or does mini madoff resemble those bros from vineyard vines. In fact I heard a rumor there parents changed their name from merkowitz to Murray, anyone else hear that?

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 4:20PM

@24,

Why is it that rednecks favor Guy Harvey while the Hamptonites are still ga-ga over Tommy Bahama? Seen one multi-hued swordfish, seen 'em all.

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 4:21PM

We shouldn't dislike the Madoffs. They're not necessarily bad for our society. Ha ha

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 4:21PM

We shouldn't dislike the Madoffs. They're not necessarily bad for our society. Ha ha

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 4:22PM

A little buggery never hurt anyone.

BLANUS Michaels

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 4:24PM

@47: I grew up down the street from them and went to school with them, and no - they are not Jews. We are, believe me - we'd have known, my mother was always the first person to say "Oh, that's not their name. It's changed." Sold their (modest) house a couple of years ago, now it's a McMansion the spec builder can't sell.

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 4:37PM

Blackberry or police scanner?

Seriously, he seems like a nice enough guy, supporting the locals and all. Has anyone put together an escape plan for him?

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 4:57PM

Nantucket - the perfect place to hide if you've ripped off a bunch of wealthy idiots of their life savings.

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 5:01PM

banging his ugly wife is punishment enough

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 5:02PM

nantucket is the perfect place to hide if you've ripped off a bunch of Jews (he'd be tarred and feathered in the hamptons).

@55 he's supporting the locals with a dollar tip? what an astounding human being.

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 5:21PM

His father gets 150 years and Mark goes to Nantucket with stolen money to hang out? he then rents an SUV on an island where everyone uses a bike.

Seriously that asshole needs a beating.

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 5:28PM

@57 yep

@55 pic?

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 6:00PM

@28: kegs are at 40th pole tonight, not black water tower (which is now white water tower). But first let's get a Cooler at Toby's and a beer outside at the White Dog if it's still nice out. Had dinner with the rents at Obadiah's last night... or was it the India House? No clue brah since I was stoned out of my mind - got great weed from Michael, Winston and Marlin, the Jamaican dudes who work at Chaunticleer.

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 7:06PM

Is this "Nantucket" on the Jersey Shore? I can't find a NJ Transit train stop there and know that Marky Mark and Andy only dig Jersey chicks.

-Sanjeev from the call center in Bangalore

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 7:15PM

Let him enjoy his freedom! Investors that were swindled know that everyone that worked for and with BIG MAN MADOFF was a part of this theft! He will be in the BIG HOUSE soon with Ruth (her pathetic speech), his brother and every other employee!!

WHERE IS THE MONEY? He screwed his own people, maybe he is fueling Osama's terrorism. He sure did not help the JEWS!!

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 7:15PM

Let him enjoy his freedom! Investors that were swindled know that everyone that worked for and with BIG MAN MADOFF was a part of this theft! He will be in the BIG HOUSE soon with Ruth (her pathetic speech), his brother and every other employee!!

WHERE IS THE MONEY? He screwed his own people, maybe he is fueling Osama's terrorism. He sure did not help the JEWS!!

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 7:16PM

Let him enjoy his freedom! Investors that were swindled know that everyone that worked for and with BIG MAN MADOFF was a part of this theft! He will be in the BIG HOUSE soon with Ruth (her pathetic speech), his brother and every other employee!!

WHERE IS THE MONEY? He screwed his own people, maybe he is fueling Osama's terrorism. He sure did not help the JEWS!!

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 7:40PM

@61-63- Are you having computer problems or something? What is with the comments being posted 3 times?

CTI

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 8:07PM

56 FTW. Gotta love Hawaiian free islands.

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 10:02PM

This guy looks like a douchier version of Robert Downey Junior circa Less Than Zero.

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 10:58PM

Are you all a bunch of cowards? Someone put a forearm into this jerk's throat and while he is writhing on the ground, kick his ribs until you hear a crack. Seriously, this guy is going to walk and you let him cut in line?

Posted by guest , Jun 30, 2009 11:12PM

67 = cg

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 12:02AM

67 Actually wait a bit, till the bankruptcy trustee takes steps to recover that big loan that came from dad a few years ago. If memory serves, it was $25 million. Repayment of which will require selling the houses, liquidating the portfolio, both of which supposedly came about from earnings from the legit side of the business. After that, he's gonna be like Ruth. Living hand to mouth.

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 12:05AM

56 57 I thought he had a house there. As reported above, Nantucket is not the WASP bastion it used to be.

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 9:02AM

@28- your a hypocrite- in fact your going one step further deeper into behavior your being critical of by refrencing businesses that no longer exist on the island...ie- you are saying I really know Nantucket because I have been going there for so long I know the names of these old places. So nice job dickweed. Good or bad- Nantucket is still a waspy place....Mark Madoff is probably a bad man that happens to be Jewish- maybe he looped in some investors up there and they will be forced to leave for financial reasons as well..... I think once religion (any denomination) becomes a major characteristic in describing who you are, you should leave the island. The Island has never seemed to me to be segregated in any way...... maybe it is changing though.... whatever- I only deal with people who are worth a damn up there anyway... IE- MArk Madoff and stupid losers are nobodys with a capital N....I step on them to do what i want up there...they and many faux nantucket summerers are 2nd rate human beings

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 9:50AM

71 is either a Folger, Coffin, Macy or Starbuck (the founding Nantucketers, all whaling families). Wonder how two of the names became coffee trademarks. The Macy decendents founded the store in NY.

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 10:43AM

Is that the preppy murderer with the thousand-yard stare?

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 3:35PM

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
And he said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a ham and cheese on 5 grain bread sandwich with side of potato salad garnished with dill... I would fuck it."

Posted by guest , Jul 05, 2009 8:28PM

there has been a full j-bird invasion of nantucket for about the last ten years. also, you have folks with the last names of mccarthy or o'bannon naming their kids whitney or alexis and total guidos naming their kids brookie and trip. most of these folks are from jersey since people from boston generally know their place and if they are not wasps they do not even try. the whole island is a mess but the j-birds are the worst. also, all the jamaican and eastern european gangsters are running drugs. nantucket (like the rest of of the usa) was a pleasant place when it was run by wasps. by the way, have they let the j-birds into sankaty head or the yacht club?? i doubt it. wasps are still out there but mainly have to hide from all the riffraff. message to j-birds: head back to the hampsteins!

Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 3:24PM

@75:
Insecure much? What happened? Did Mom and Dad get really mad when, after paying for you to go to Groton and all your SAT prep courses that you turned out to be average after all? Where they mad when you were booted out of a minor Ivy for excessive drinking, getting fat, and just gernerally sucking at life skills? Waaaahhhh! The Jews did it to meeeee! I have learning diabilities and ADHD and it's all their fault!

Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 3:24PM

@75:
Insecure much? What happened? Did Mom and Dad get really mad when, after paying for you to go to Groton and all your SAT prep courses that you turned out to be average after all? Where they mad when you were booted out of a minor Ivy for excessive drinking, getting fat, and just gernerally sucking at life skills? Waaaahhhh! The Jews did it to meeeee! I have learning disabilities and ADHD and it's all their fault!

Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 3:24PM

@75:
Insecure much? What happened? Did Mom and Dad get really mad when, after paying for you to go to Groton and all your SAT prep courses that you turned out to be average after all? Where they mad when you were booted out of a minor Ivy for excessive drinking, getting fat, and just gernerally sucking at life skills? Waaaahhhh! The Jews did it to meeeee! I have learning disabilities and ADHD and it's all their fault!

Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 4:22PM

@76, 77, 78

Easy vinnie. Enough with the shadenfreud. Wall street is melting around you. GS will be fine but you will NEVER work there. Nantucket yacht Club will be ok too. But you will never step foot in the door (unless you are with your mom and she is catering an event there /i.e. somebody marries a goombah). Now , shut the f$%k up and shine my shoes.

Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 4:29PM

@75

your view of the world may be a little outdated. sorry that the old money is gone and your grandparents home had to be sold to the rabinowitz's. life is not fair.

@76-78

So far it looks like the j-birds have been robbing each other. Not just madoff. you all have proven the wasps worst fears correct. good luck getting into any good clubs now. it will take at least another 10 years for the memories to fade. might as well stay down at 'DA SHORE'!

Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 4:57PM

@79 & 80:
I'll thow you two dickless commenters a bone here. In fact, I'm Episcopalian and went to Nobles which, while that makes me sound like a ass, it does mean that I've had the displeasure of being pretty familiar with a certain type of insecure assclown that feels as if they need to make ignorant and patently racist remarks in order to move up a peg in the social ladder. It's such complete horse shit to believe that you're entitled to anything in 21st century America. Get over yourself and get a life. If you don't want other people getting ahead of you (the Jews, "Vinnie", etc.) get your ass in gear and perhaps you won't feel so threatened by your competition.

Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 5:30PM

@81 you are a homo and a disgrace to your tribe. what is wrong with having someplace special that has not been polluted by modern society? what you call progress the rest of us call the decline of western civilization. you probably voted for obama too. this country is in tatters. luckily,many of the heathens that bought property out on nantucket (with funny money) got leveraged to the hilt in their quest to ape their betters. they will be flushed out of there during this down cycle. see ya later saul and vinnie!

Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 5:32PM

rush limbaugh@82 you are going to give yourself a stroke unless you chill the fuck out.